The universe gave us a gift when Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall decided to pose in front of a dozen jars of mayonnaise at the 2009 premiere of Did You Hear About The Morgans. Because much like an 11-year-old unrefrigerated jar of mayo, Kim’s relationship with her former Sex and the City co-star has curdled into a creamy pile of stinky salmonella. Kim made it very clear she would never do a Sex and the City 3 movie, and she made that clear again when she said she has no regrets about what she’s said about SJP.
There are teenagers who have no idea what this conversation is about, and that’s because the debate between Sex and the City’s Aidan and Big has been raging on for twenty years now. But Sarah Jessica Parker has finally let everyone know with absolute certainty which side she’s on. Whether you allow this recent information to influence your own belief system is up to you.
Sarah Jessica Parker received more tricks than treats this Halloween when she revealed that someone had stolen her Halloween decorations. No, Sarah Jessica is not missing a cardboard cut-out of Kim Cattrall wearing a black pointy hat and riding a witch’s broom. Sarah had a bunch of pumpkins that were sitting on her stoop, and some pumpkin thief took all of them.
While doing an interview on NPR’s Fresh Air (via The Independent), Sarah Jessica Parker let us know that she has been on the receiving end of some trash men, but there was one time in particular where she was working on a movie with a guy and he was such a piece of shit that she had to tell her agent. And apparently he was big business.
Sarah Jessica Parker Slapped At The National Enquirer For Claiming They Caught Her Screaming With Matthew Broderick
I don’t personally know the dynamic that exists in Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s marriage. Is it happy? Mundane? Communication made solely through the intercom of their multi-million-dollar Manhattan townhome? Who even knows. Except for The National Enquirer, who thought they had it all figured out. They were all ready to go with a story exposing THE CURRENT TRUTH about Sarah and Matthew. But it didn’t get very far after Sarah decided to shut down the story before it ever saw the light of day.
We may have been spared from another terrible Sex And The City movie (thanks, Kim Cattrall!), but it seems like that isn’t going to keep Sarah Jessica Parker from being a grown-ass woman in a tutu who talks in puns and start sentences with “I couldn’t help but wonder…” SJP Instagrammed a video over the weekend and confirmed Carrie is coming back for a “brief reappearance.” Ugh, reading that has me feeling like my lunch is about to make a brief reappearance, too.