Seen above pulling the faces most people would pull after finding out they are expecting their fifth baby are actors David Tennant and Georgia Moffett. Prolific actor and sperm donor David announced/sheepishly admitted on The Late Late Show With James Corden that he blew his Scottish bagpipe into his wife and she is pregnant. Again. With their fifth child. Are Whovians as obsessed with their leaders as the Cumberbitches are? My guess is… “maybe“? In any case, Whovians the world over are possibly crying their eyes out today over the news that David has once again cried out “Dr. Who’s your daddy?” and busted a very fertile nut to produce Baby Tennant #5.
And I don’t mean like some kind of deep-fried processed meat treat like when someone says chicken balls. Unless those chicken balls are made up of deep-fried ground chicken testicles–then it’s the same. I mean, turkey nuts! Halle Berry and Anjelica Huston were on The Late Late Show With James Corden and they both ate some gross stuff in order to get out of answering some secrets. Ready to watch Anjelica eat bull penis and Halle scarf down some turkey balls? Okay, dive in, bon appétit.
I’m sad to report that it seems like there really are no more original ideas in Hollywood. Instead of telling you about a fresh new movie about some kind of fascinating story you’ve never heard of and are intrigued to learn the ending to (HA, like that’ll happen), I’m here to let you know that you can watch another goddamn Cinderella movie soon. And this one is starring Fifth Harmony‘s version of Ginger Spice–Camila Cabello.
Remember that time not too long ago when Priyanka Chopra-Jonas and Nick Jonas went on an international tour and called that shit a wedding? Well, Nick has admitted that Priyanka was doing too much and he wasn’t into any of it, especially once all of those wedding-related purchases began chipping away at his bank account like wage garnishment on pay day.
Jennifer Aniston has been lucky enough to be in the presence of Dolly Parton a lot lately as they promote their Netflix movie Dumplin’. Dolly even went as to say that Jen is her husband Carl Dean‘s first choice for a threesome. Jen must be riding an awfully high horse after receiving that biggest compliment of her entire life, so she was slightly delusional when she said that a Friends revival could turn into a Golden Girls reboot.
Anyone who has been hungover on a Sunday the last few months and spent the day drooling on the couch watching whatever Netflix tells you will recognize Noah Centineo. The guy who seems and sounds like a mid-puberty Mark Ruffalo was the breakaway star of Netflix’s To All The Boys I’ve Ever Loved Before, and he even appeared in Camila Cabello’s “Havana” music video. People magazine noticed and have him in their “Sexiest Man Alive” issue. Noah was on James Corden’s Late Late Show with Busy Philipps the other night, and he said he’s single. Busy chimed in that it’s partly because he ghosted one of her friends, and – not only did it get awkward – Noah’s team is now being accused of trying to bury the evidence!