“Halloween” Made A Ton Of Money This Weekend

/ October 22, 2018

Venom is no doubt crying salty, poisonous tears today, because it’s no longer the creepy-faced film villain that is at the top of the box office. Deadline reports that Venom was beaten at the box office by Halloween, who took home an insane amount of money for a movie about a guy in a dirty William Shatner mask who doesn’t say much.

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A Woman Is Suing Billy Idol For Standing Her Up For A Hotel “Meet And Greet”

/ October 22, 2018

Apparently, even though the year is 2018 and Billy Idol is 62 years of age, lusty ladies are still more than willing to drop their panties for him. Not only will they drop their panties, they will drop every fucking thing in their damn life for a chance at one night in heaven with the sneering rocker. Well, at least one lady was, and now she’s suing Billy for standing her up.

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Duchess Meghan Has Cut Back Her Schedule On Her And Prince Harry’s Current Australian Tour

/ October 22, 2018

From what I understand, the early months of a pregnancy is a precious time for preggos to use the excuse of being hella tired to get out of things, thus creating time to quietly contemplate the life growing within while eating Fiddle Faddle in their underwear. Not so for Duchess Meghan, who is being forced by custom, to spend her early months of pregnancy making state visits and getting her picture taken, even though she probably feels all bloated and bitchy. She and Prince Harry are currently making the rounds on a tour that includes stops in Australia, Tonga, Fiji, and New Zealand. But such is the life of a duchess. You do the crime (stealing Michael K’s man), you do the time. Still, the Double Dutch Duchess is getting a small reprieve from her royal duties. According to Page Six, she and Harry decided to cut back on some of her appearances for this tour.

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Taylor Swift Was Touring So She Couldn’t Go To Karlie Kloss’ Wedding, Got It?

/ October 22, 2018

Model and international hacker Karlie Kloss got married last week to the Kushner brother who isn’t totally diabolical, Joshua Kushner. The wedding was a very small, intimate situation with less than 80 people in attendance. One of those people was notably not longtime best friend, Miss Taylor Swift. People were trying to figure out if Karlie is still in the Junior Jewels or not, but don’t worry, Taylor is ready to once again give us cryptic clues hinting at the nature of their relationship. It’s sort of like The Da Vinci Code but Taylor Swift.

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Julia Roberts Doesn’t Really See Herself Doing Anymore Rom-Coms

/ October 22, 2018

There was a time in the 90s and early 2000s when you couldn’t hear a cover of “You Can’t Hurry Love” without thinking of Julia Roberts and her smile that never ends (I’m positive it never ends, the jaw unhinges and the teeth just keep going). But it’s been a while since we’ve seen Julia Roberts twirl around falling autumn leaves with an actor possibly named Richard. There’s a reason for that.

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