Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Probably Won’t Take Anna Faris Up On Her Offer To Officiate Their Wedding

/ January 16, 2019

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris had one of the politest and most efficient divorces in recent memory (even if it seemed to have lasted an eternity), so it’s not surprising that they maintain a warm and supportive relationship. Both have moved on, Anna’s got her cinematographer boyfriend, and Chris just got engaged to Jesus by way of Katherine Schwarzenegger. Anna recently addressed the engagement on her podcast Unqualified and said that Chris texted her the news the very next morning. She was so happy for them, she hinted she would be willing to officiate the wedding herself! But it’s unlikely they’d accept. According to People, they will probably want Jesus to handle it.

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Macaulay Culkin Still Doesn’t Think Anything Was Weird About Being Friends With Michael Jackson

/ January 16, 2019

The ick factor of Michael Jackson having children staying over at his house back in the day has been covered by documentaries, and celebrities who knew Michael handle that subject matter about as well as anyone who has starred in a Woody Allen movie does when asked to go over Woody’s skeletons in his closet. Macaulay Culkin was one of those kids, and he and Michael struck up a close friendship alongside their 22-year age gap. People always thought there was something not right about their relationship, but Macaulay recently doubled down down on what he called a normal friendship.

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Open Post: Hosted By Two Messes Twerking On Top Of An SUV

/ January 16, 2019

You never know where you’re going to be when the boogie grabs you and screams “Shake that ass bitch!” It doesn’t matter if you’re in line at Walmart, or in church (where you can play it off as ‘catching the spirit‘), or on the highway. The third one is what happened with two refined ladies of elegance and class when they decided that the best dance floor is a moving one on top of an SUV.

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A Bold Woman Dared To Say That A Pregnant Duchess Meghan Was A “Fat Lady”

/ January 16, 2019

Up until a few days ago, I thought we only had a handful of weeks of hearing about the pregnancy of the only woman who has ever been pregnant in the history of women being pregnant. But it turns out that we’ve got a handful of MONTHS before the arrival of the luckiest human who will never have to see the word “late fee” on a bill and gets to call Prince Hot Gingedaddy” and mean it. Though, there’s one woman who doesn’t have to hear every little detail about Meghan’s pregnancy down to what her pregnancy farts smell like (SPOILER ALERT: like the tears of Samantha Markle, the sweat of the servants she HEARTLESSLY overworks, gold, and a splash of ginger), and that’s because there’s no WiFi or satellite reception in the dungeon the woman was sent to for calling Meghan FAT!

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Ewan McGregor’s Daughter Is Still Salty About Her Parents’ Split

/ January 16, 2019

I guess it’s natural for kids to pick a side after their parents divorce. Ewan McGregor’s 22-year-old daughter Clara McGregor made her allegiance to her mom abundantly clear when she dragged her dad’s alleged mistress to hell and back on Instagram. Clara is 100% team “Moulin Rouge was overrated and I hate you dad”. Clara previously walked back some rude things she said about her pop’s tart, but I guess it’s open season on dad now because she just called him an “asshole” on Instagram. Kids, they’re so ungrateful! You give them your name, and they shit all over it!

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Soulja Boy Dragged A Bunch Of Rappers During His Interview On “The Breakfast Club”

/ January 16, 2019

Call me naive but I still think of Soulja Boy as the little young boy who used to superman that hoe with his infectious song “Crank That“. However, that was over a decade ago and now he looks more like the fanciest neighborhood fiend draped in costume jewelry. When I first saw him during his appearance on The Breakfast Club I asked myself “Flavor Flav is still booking interviews?” And that was the first of many questions to enter my mind over the course of the next fifty-four minutes as Soulja Boy started saying a whole bunch of things you can’t tell me weren’t sponsored by the words “drugs“, “drama” and “lies“.

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