Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 2 – Ooooooh-marosa

August 17, 2018 / Posted by:

On this, our second episode, I confess that I hate the sound of my voice, but yet also say I love my gay voice (don’t ever accuse me of making sense,) and then Allison and I wrap whatever is left of our brains around the never-ending Brangelina divorce saga, Omarosa dropping tape after tape, the dickmatization of Ariana Grande by alleged BDE sorcerer Pete Davidson, and the blasphemy of the Designing Women reboot. I also attempt to guess another Hot Slut of the Day from the past. Will I end up as the Susan Lucci of the HSOTD game and barely come up with a win? Take a wild guess.

You can listen to us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, and Google Play. (Spotify is on its way!) And if you’ve got any ideas, tips or comments on the mess we say, e-mail us at: dtp@dlisted.com. Yes, I know “dtp” sounds like a sex act. That’s the point!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Matilda Bay Wine Coolers!

If you’re a newbie Australian drag queen in search of a name, snatch up “Matilda Bay” while you still can. If the 1980s had a urethra and a bladder, it would piss out wine coolers. Wine coolers were the sweet nectar of the 1980s. If you were a genteel pearl who lifted their delicate pinky up when they sipped their wine cooler, you preferred Bartles & Jaymes. If you were a messy slut who liked to chug on something sweet after sucking sandy random dick under the pier on a Florida beach, you preferred Sun Country. And if Crocodile Dundee spoke to you on a deep level and Kylie Minogue’s Loco-Motion was your favorite song, then you loved to wet your tongue with Australia’s own (that’s a lie) Matilda Bay!

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Birthday Sluts

August 17, 2018 / Posted by:

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Robert De Niro (75)
Lil Pump (18)
Gracie Gold (23)
Taissa Farmiga (24)
Austin Butler (27)
Rachel Hurd-Wood (28)
Lil B (29)
Brady Corbet (30)
Bryton James (32)
Giuliana Rancic (44)
Donnie Wahlberg (49)
Helen McCrory (50)
David Conrad (51)
Gilby Clark (56)
Sue Hawk (57)
Sean Penn (58)
Belinda Carlisle (60)
Rick Hilton (63)
Judith Regan (65)
Kevin Rowland of Dexys Midnight Runners (65)
Julian Fellows (69)
Martha Coolidge (72)
Larry Ellison (74)
Maureen O’Hara (1920-2015)
Mae West (1893-1980)

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Night Crumbs

August 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Disney has completely power washed their hands of James Gunn, and as they do that, I’m sure Mickey, Goofy, and Donald are power washing their Twitter accounts of all their old pedophile and rape jokes. You know that shit is sucio to the eleventh power – Lainey Gossip 

Here’s Jill Zarin serving “my old weed man” from the neck down and serving “my old weed man while high” in the face – Reality Tea 

Amber Rose had a threesome with two things of papaya, because yeast infection be damned, I guess – Drunken Stepfather

On her 60th born day, Madonna has released the full video of her Met Gala performance and while watching it, I kept waiting for my mom’s favorite band the Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos to show up – Towleroad

I was going to say that Christian Bale should write a crash diet book, but we already know he loses the chunk fast for a role by going on a diet solely consisting of air, dried water and the promise of another OSCUH – Pajiba

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Vogue Is Done Hiring Models Younger Than 18 

August 16, 2018 / Posted by:

The Crawford-Gerber Malibu mansion is filled with the wails from Miss Kaia Gerber today, because Anna Wintour has gone and delayed her chances of running the likes of Gigi Hadid off the cover of Vogue for two more years. There’s a push in the fashion community to shy away from using 12-year-olds on stilts in fashion shoots because there are a lot of creeps loitering around set, and it’s strange to expect someone who just finished watching Dora to wear this season’s Balenciaga. Being beautiful will no longer get you out of homeroom and smelly high school gym classes. You’re going to have to wait to graduate before you’re paid to get passive aggressive comments from NYC fashion editors! Continue reading

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