Night Crumbs

August 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Bradley Cooper was spotted hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio at Leo’s house in Malibu. Bradley, you can pal up to Leo as much as you want. But as long as you’re still not a lady, not in your 20s, and don’t model panties for a living, you’re not getting an invitation to join him on the yacht – Lainey Gossip

Lydia McLaughlin of The Real Housewives of Orange County talked about booking her husband a vasectomy, a procedure I’m sure will take place in a tasteful and private way with only a handful of Bravo cameras in the operating room – Reality Tea

What is Salma Hayek doing descending that rock face with ropes and harnesses? Isn’t she married to a billionaire? She should have splurged and asked for a crystal elevator to be put in – Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s could buy ten-to-fifteen regular-sized mansions with how much they’re spending on the mortgage for their mega-super-deluxe mansion – Celebitchy

Police in Germany busted a yuuuuuge stash of orange ecstasy pills shaped like Trump’s face – Towleroad

The latest trailer for Blade Runner 2049 is here – OMG Blog

Paris Hilton looks like Rainbow Brite’s skanky cousin who visits from the city and snorts all the star sprinkles – Hollywood Tuna

If I had to guess, I’d say Amber Heard is auditioning for a role in a budget remake of Exit to Eden? – Popoholic

The biggest Joss Whedon fansite is no longer a fan of Joss Whedon – Jezebel

The only thing missing from this picture is for everyone involved to be clutching a hot mug of herbal tea with both hands (and maybe a cream cashmere scarf thrown casually over one shoulder) – Boy Culture

Malika Haqq got her BFF Khloe Kardashian a tiny bit of attention today – Starcasm

Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus are still coordinating outfits like that weird clingy couple you meet on a cruise  – Just Jared

Who is in a bikini (and accidentally flashing a nipple) today? That would be Lily AllenThe Nip Slip

George and Amal Clooney did a good by donating $1 million to the Southern Poverty Law Center to fight hate groups – IDLYITW

Beyonce took a break from her new babies to give the Beyhive an Instagram video fashion show – SOW

The non-Freddie Mercury members of Queen have been cast for that Queen biopic – Popsugar



Ian Somerhalder Broke That New Baby Vow Of Silence

August 22, 2017 / Posted by:

And he broke it for cooties and kitties! Nikki Reed gave birth to the daughter she had with Ian Somerhalder on July 25. When Bodhi Soleil Moon Frye Lou Reed Somerhalder was born, her parents were all “Once you shove a baby out, scrolling through Twitter seems kinda stupid” and announced they were taking a month hiatus from communicating outside the three of them so they could be “fully present” sans phones and visitors.

Well, it seems like Ian hasn’t exactly been made it the whole month.

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Scarlett Johansson Might Have Gotten A Big Ol’ Back Tattoo

August 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Scarlett Johansson has some of my favorite celebrity tattoos. She’s got a weird sunset that looks kind of like a sticker you might pick out of a prize bucket at the dentist. She’s got a NYC charm bracelet that looks more like a dirty shark tooth. She’s got a janky horseshoe on her torso. She’s got a sleeping lamb or something? She might have just gotten a new tattoo that, if it could talk, would tell all her other tattoos to step aside because they’re no longer the most random thing on ScarJo’s body.

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Steve Mnuchin’s Wife Is America’s Marie Antoinette

August 22, 2017 / Posted by:

U.S. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin had a hard enough time as it was being the guy in charge of all the cash under President Cheeto. His wife isn’t making things any easier. People reports Steve’s wife, 36-year-old Scottish-born actress Louise Linton, unfortunately hasn’t sipped whatever tranquility tea it is that Melania Trump guzzles every morning so she can make it through the day silently seething over how her gold digging path went so far astray. You know, normal politico bride-style shit.

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Katy Perry Says She’s Too Busy To Be Boinking Orlando Bloom

August 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Katy Perry sent tongues wagging when she was spotted leaving an Ed Sheeran concert the other week by taking a ride on Orlando Bloom’s crotch rocket, I mean, motorcycle. Nothing gets straight white people more reared to hump on each other than a couple of hours swaying to Ed’s music, so nobody thought twice about it. But Katy is here to set the record straight! The Daily Mail reports she popped by SiriusXM’s Morning Mash Up radio show to say adults can love each other and hang out and not play hide the salami in Kitty Purry: Continue reading


Open Post: Hosted By Sarah Jessica Parker Geeking Out Over The Eclipse

August 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Yesterday while everybody in my TL was having eclipse fever, I was busy debating whether or not to take out the kitchen garbage, which was barely full but stinky. There was no eclipse here in Switzerland, but there are very strict rules about refuse disposal and you can only throw out very expensive garbage bags that they make you buy at either the post office or from behind the counter at select stores. So, while my natural inclination would be to just throw the fucking thing out because I am very smell sensitive and easily yucked out, the thrift-miser in me is inclined to hoard the garbage bags and fill them to the absolute brim to squeeze every last franc of value out of them.

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