Afternoon Crumbs
RiRi made a big announcement today and that big announcement tells us that her new album…. probably isn’t coming anytime soon because she’s officially making a bunch of shit you won’t be able to afford under her new luxury label with LVMH. RiRi will own 49.99% of her label. So, sorry RiRi fans, she’s done with that low-paying job of making music and is now a mogul who is working her way to stomping into the LVMH boardroom to declare she now owns the majority share in her company, darlings! – Lainey Gossip
Story as old as time… Annoying YouTuber cheated on annoying YouTuber with another annoying YouTuber and is also accused of asking his fans for nudes – The Blemish
Grey’s Anatomy is going to go on until after the end of time – Just Jared
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber And Ed Sheeran’s New Single “I Don’t Care”
Justin Bieber and Ed Sheeran are the Wonder Twins of MCMs for twelve year olds, so naturally when they combine forces the infinite rise of decibels from their screaming fans is certain to turn the entire planet deaf. And perhaps being deaf right about now wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing since they’ve both collaborated on a song you will be hearing at every boardwalk and Six Flags in America this summer titled “I Don’t Care.” Which may also be your feelings about this song.
One Theory Is That Duchess Meghan And Prince Harry Didn’t Give Baby Archie A Title So He Can Be “Ordinary”
It’s being reported that the reason Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry chose not to give their new baby, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, a title isn’t because he already has a bunch of names and doesn’t need more. It’s because they want him to grow up and be an “ordinary” person. Look at them wanting to be “normal.” Well bitch, “normal” is struggling to pay bills! That’s what you want?!
Mel Gibson Is Going To Play Santa Claus In A New Christmas Movie Called “Fatman”
Many, many moons ago there was a time when people wouldn’t mind having Mel Gibson slide down their chimneys and chomp on their cookies during Christmastime, or any other time for that matter because Mel was hot! But that was years before he transformed into a racist-spewing anti-semitic resident of CrazyTown. And now he’s going to dress up in a red suit, give out gifts, and slapping at menorahs in Fatman. Mel will be checking his list twice to see if his name has finally been removed from the naughty side (SPOILER ALERT: It hasn’t).
Kanye West And Kim Kardashian’s Fourth Child Is Here
It looks like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s four horsemen of the apokalypse are complete! TMZ reports that Kim K’s surrogate went into labor yesterday and now, several hours later, the baby boy is finally here. I’m sure that surrogate was paid well but let me say: for what they go through (pregnancy), whatever they get paid, surrogates need more. They the ones really deserving of being “self-made billionaires.”
The Teaser Trailer For “Judy” Starring Renee Zellweger Is Here
Last year, we got our first look at Renee Zellweger with Teddy Ruxpin contacts in her eyes to play Judy Garland in a new biopic. The teaser trailer is finally here.