Amidst A Media Frenzy Of Misinformation, Chicago Police Arrested Two Nigerian Brothers In Connection With The Attack On Jussie Smollett

/ February 15, 2019

Yesterday’s reporting on the ongoing investigation into the attack on Jussie Smollett got real messy when two Chicago media outlets, ABC 7 and CBS Chicago, reported that “sources” confirmed that Chicago PD investigators had concluded the assault was a “hoax” orchestrated by Jussie because he was about to be written off of Empire and wanted to save his job. According to Variety, Chicago PD have since called bullshit on those claims, saying they were “unconfirmed by case detectives“. But by the time Chicago PD got around to refuting that rumor, multiple outlets had reported on it as fact. Turns out, not only do you have to watch out for amateur Detective Latoyas #inthesestreets if you’re looking for the truth, you can’t necessarily rely on established media outlets to get the story straight either. Essentially, you can trust your momma, and you can trust the highly-esteemed journal of truth Dlisted, thazzabout it! (and let’s be honest, I’ve met some of your mommas. Eesh).

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Lady Gaga And Her Fiancé Christian Carino May Have Split Up

/ February 15, 2019

Now that Cupid is done shooting everyone in the ass for another year, he must be on a very much needed vacation, or dead, because this news only proves that there’s no such thing as love anymore. Lady Gaga has been engaged to talent agent Christian Carino for the past four months, and now there’s a rumor saying that they’re done. Just in time for the Oscar voting deadline!

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Ja Rule Thinks He Could Try To Make Another Music Festival

/ February 15, 2019

Ja Rule is truly fighting for the title of Most Delusional Human Being, but with serious competition like The Kardashians and Kanye West in the ring, he’s got to keep on the top of his delusion game. And he is serving it up steaming for us via a delusional formerly-famous person’s favorite interview spot: an impromptu TMZ airport interview.

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Birthday Sluts

/ February 15, 2019
Alex Borstein (48)
Zachary Gordon (21)
Maddie Baillio (23)
Greer Grammer (27)
Amber Riley (33)
Jenna Morasca (38)
Conor Oberst (39)
Brandon Boyd (43)
Miranda July (45)
Sarah Wynter (46)
Renee O’Connor (48)
Birdman (50)

Pic: Instagram

Gloria Trevi (51)
Jane Child (52)
Michael Easton (52)
Christopher McDonald (64)
Matt Groening (65)
Jane Seymour (68)
Melissa Manchester (68)
Marisa Berenson (72)
Chris Farley (1964-1997)
Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906)
Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 36 – The Not-So-Marvelous Mr. Markle

/ February 15, 2019

February 15 is one of the greatest days of the year. It’s when Valentine’s Day candy is 50% off! After Allison and I talk about Red Friday and our thrilling Valentine’s Day plans, we score our Grammy predictions (SPOILER ALERT: we suck at predicting) before diving into a pool of foolery by talking about Thomas Markle winning Father of 2019, Ellen Page calling out the anti-LGBTQ views of Chris Pratt’s church, and Dina Lohan getting catfished. We also quickly talk about Miranda Lambert tossing salad in public, Lady Gaga splitting with her fiancé, the Fiji Water vs. The Fiji Water Girl legal battle, and the sad news about House Hunters going narrator-less.

We also answer advice questions about introducing porn-watching to a relationship, and if tiny hands equal a tiny peen. I think we both earned our PhD in anatomy with the answers we give about the second one.

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