I fell in love through the pages of the Daily Mail. And the woman I’m in love with, is Stephen Baldwin’s (alleged) mistress. Her name is Ruth Perez Anselmi, and she has stolen my heart. Ruth gave an exclusive interview to DM claiming to have had a 2-year long affair with Stephen, and boy did they get their money’s worth. Stephen has denied the affair. When he was confronted leaving her Los Angeles apartment building, he “recoiled in horror and tried to escape”. When asked about it, he told the reporter “you’re out of your mind, brother” and hopped on one of those Lime scooters and scooted away. But Stephen’s the one who’s out of his mind, letting a real one like Ruth slip away.
Fire alarms at the White House are definitely going off right now from Donald Trump overheating with rage after learning that a judge ordered the WH to return CNN reporter Jim Acosta’s press pass.
It ain’t over ‘til the rosé lady sings or slaps Kyle Richards. It seems like it was just yesterday (or Wednesday) that we heard that Lisa Vanderpump had enough of her shrill costars on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills and was going to stick to her shrill costars on Vanderpump Rules. Sources began to walk that story back, and Lisa has finally stepped forward to tell Kyle it won’t be that easy to get a pay raise.
Once again, Bette Midler said something on Twitter that is not amusing to some people. The Divine Miss M is no fan of Donald Trump, and that’s a sentiment that extends to his wife Melania. On Wednesday, Bette trolled the First Lady of the United States on Twitter and it didn’t go over well with some.
Most pediatricians recommended in the past trying to put your squealing baby to sleep with the soothing music of Beethoven or Mozart. Alas, thanks to bored researchers with way too much time on their hands, the Irish warbling about crack and hookers and boning of OG member of the Shire, Ed Sheeran, is also a near-guarantee to put your ass in a coma. Better luck next year, Bon Iver.
The New York Post says a study from the University of Sheffield states that 62% of people listen to music in order to rid their head of anxiety caused by work, how they’re going to pay for rent, or why that dude from Grindr never responded to a dick pic. The study included 545 musical artists, and – shock of shocks! – Ed was the second-most listened to for lyrical Sleepytime Tea, after Bach. Don’t worry, other bland white dudes. Rounding out the top six were Mozart, Brian Eno, Coldplay and then Chopin.
Classical music was unshockingly the most popular go-to for bedtime, but people also liked rock, pop, and acoustic. I guess that means everyone is pulling up a Starbucks Spotify playlist to pair with their Ambien. What is a little interesting, though, is that some people go to sleep with metal, house, or electronic music. So the next time you’re on acid at a Tiesto rager, kids, just remember: keep it quiet because you’re in the middle of someone’s lullabye!
Earlier this week, Armie Hammer had the internet thinking: “Damn, you were a lot more fun when you were eating peaches and dancing to The Psychedelic Furs” after he came for celebrities posting memorial selfies with the late Stan Lee. Armie held firm that if you posted a picture of yourself with Stan Lee, you were tacky and self-absorbed, and he was above all that. Enough people must have called him by his new nickname (aka Asshat, which we’ll get to in a moment), because he’s now very sorry.