Night Crumbs

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

We all know by now that Pink performed at the American Music Awards while doing some insane suspended acrobatics against the side of the JW Marriott hotel in a spandex suit and harness, which is obviously a much different look than what she showed up to the AMA’s in. I’m sure whoever had to clean the windows today are cursing Pink out for not helping them out by wearing that floofy dress while she performed. I mean, where else is a person supposed to find a giant shower puff with detachable scrubbers? – Lainey Gossip

Gabby Douglas is sorry for talking like your rude prude aunt by saying that women should dress “modestly and be classy” if they don’t want to be assaulted – Celebitchy

Porsha Williams says she one day hopes to make up with Kandi Burruss. No word from Kandi if she too wants to make up, or just hiss so hard in Porsha’s face it leaves spittle splotches on her makeup – Reality Tea

We might be getting a Watchmen TV show. I don’t care, unless it’s on a channel that won’t blur out Doctor Manhattan’s giant blue bulge, in which case I care very much – Pajiba

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“Justice League” Didn’t Do As Well As Predicted At The Box Office

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

DC Entertainment and Warner Bros. had high hopes in bringing together all of the cinematic versions of the DC Comics heroes for Justice League. This was their answer to Marvel’s Avengers flicks, which are two of the highest-grossing movies of all time. They even brought Avengers writer/director Joss Whedon in to finish the movie up due to original director Zach Snyder having to bow out before filming completed due to the unfortunate death of his daughter.

But alas, no one really went to see it. It only made $94 million at the box-office here in the US. It cost $300 million to make. Ouch. This probably means we’re not going to get that Matter-Eater Lad trilogy. Continue reading

A Model Alleges Russell Simmons Sexually Assaulted Her While Brett Ratner Watched

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Russell Simmons and Brett Ratner have been friends for a long, long time. When Brett started out in show business directing music videos, he was sort of Russell’s protege. Kind of like the Luke to Russell’s Yoda. Except if recent allegations by a model are true, their relationship was more like that of Darth Vader/whatever dark-sided underling Darth Vader took a shine to.

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Jeremy Piven Passed A Lie Detector Test

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Today is the day we learned that a smarmy, self-important Hollywood dreg doesn’t necessarily HAVE to include a tendency to be overly familiar with the ladies in his bag of dickery. According to The Blast, Jeremy Piven has passed several lie detector tests in relation to the multiple accusations of sexual harassment made against him. Maybe you really can’t judge books by their covers? It’s awful when cliches are correct. Continue reading

Paris Hilton Tried To Say She And Britney Spears Invented The Selfie

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

The socialite of yesteryear, Paris Hilton, likes to take credit for a lot of the shit we do/endure these days. For instance, we can blame her for “That’s hot,” the annoying AF celeb inundation at Coachella, and Kim Kardashian. So it only makes sense that Paris is trying to take claim for another invention that isn’t exactly hers. Continue reading

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