Shakira Has Been Charged With Tax Evasion And Owes $16.3 Million

/ December 16, 2018

Shakira has learned the hard way that Wherever, Whenever you are, the Tax Man will catch up to you, squeeze you upside-down in his death grip, and shake every last penny out of your turned out pockets if you try to fuck with them. The Spanish Tax Authority has Shakira over a barrel and says she owes them over $16.3 million in back taxes after investigating her for over a year. I’d be ecstatic to have to pay $16.3 million in taxes if it meant that I made a bazillion taxable dollars. I’m just going to sit on that for a moment and curse my life choices as I finish cutting grocery coupons and crying over my Costco brand coffee.

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Offset Crashed Cardi B’s Concert Last Night In A Public Attempt To Win Her Back

/ December 16, 2018

Last night, Offset took his public appeal to woo back his estranged wife Cardi B when he crashed her set, begging her on stage with flowers to take him back. It looks like he has upped his game, but -UGH- this guy. There were 7th grade couples at my school who had more exciting and less predictable make up/break up drama than these two. So how did Cardi react to Offset’s little reindeer games? Let’s just say she wasn’t quick to recreate their old finger banging antics on stage.

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Pete Davidson Was Briefly On “Saturday Night Live” Last Night After Disturbing Instagram Post

/ December 16, 2018

Twitter was an entire battleground of drama on Saturday. Kanye West and Ariana Grande exchanged a few jabs at each other, which ultimately led to Ari’s ex Pete Davidson getting involved then ending with a very dark Instagram post before deleting his account altogether. It was the equivalent of eating a sundae only to discover the chocolate sprinkles on top were really mouse droppings. Thankfully Pete is fine and last night he made a very brief appearance during Saturday Night Live.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ December 16, 2018

Rocco, the parrot who figured out how Alexa works!

Parrots are an entertaining mess. First there was Jesse the parrot who teased a firefighter dude with “I love yous” before telling him to fuck off. While I love a mean trick who plays hard to get, I shake my head at that bird-brain for turning down a flaming hot piece of man. And now here’s Rocco, a parrot who has made Alexa his bitch and ordered all types of deliciousness from it.

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Birthday Sluts

/ December 16, 2018
Benjamin Bratt (55)
Zara Larsson (21)
Jyoti Amge (25)
Anna Popplewell (30)
Hallee Hirsh (31)
Michael Lohan Jr. (31)
Candice Crawford (32)
Amanda Setton (33)
Theo James (34)
Danielle Lloyd (35)
Krysten Ritter (37)
Sarah Kozer of Joe Millionaire (45)
Scott Storch (45)
Paul Van Dyk (46)

Pic: Paramount

Miranda Otto (51)
J.B. Smoove (53)
LaChanze (57)
Jon Tenney (57)
Xander Berkeley (63)
Billy Gibbons (69)
Benny Andersson (72)
Steven Bochco (75)
Lesley Stahl (77)
Liv Ullmann (80)
Kim Porter (1971-2018)
Noël Coward (1899-1973)
Jane Austen (1775-1817)
Ludwig von Beethoven (1770-1827)
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