Olivia Munn Assures Anna Faris And The World Via Instagram That She’s Not Boning Chris Pratt

January 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Ever wanted to know what it’s like to be one of the popular kids in high school? A recent Instagram story posted by recently single Olivia Munn gives us a glimpse of what it’s like to be on the cheer squad at Hollywood High (not the real one, the metaphoric one for the middle-aged, growth stunted actors) and have to try to convince your classmate that the rumors you are dating her ex are, like, totally bogus.

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Alison Brie Talked About Her Brother-In Law James Franco’s Situation On The SAG Awards Red Carpet

January 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Last night, Alison Brie, Alison’s husband Dave Franco, and Dave’s brother James Franco all attended the SAG Awards in Los Angeles. James skipped the red carpet, but someone from the family had to take on the thankless job of fielding all the awkward questions about him on the red carpet. That honor fell on Alison. A choice that I’m sure was made democratically by drawing straws in the limo on the ride over, and not because James didn’t want to risk his damage control being delivered as “Yo, man, the allegations are, like…very un-rad, dude.

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Birthday Sluts

January 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Photo by Mr "VD" aka @VaBeanz!!!!

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DJ Jazzy Jeff (53)
Sami Gayle (22)
Logic (28)
Nick Simmons (29)
Ray Rice (31)
Willa Ford (37)
Beverley Mitchell (37)
Christopher Masterson (38)
Ben Taylor (41)
Balthazar Getty (43)
Larry Birkhead (45)
Gabriel Macht (46)
Matt Iseman (47)
Olivia d’Abo (49)
Guy Fieri (50)
Steven Adler (53)
Diane Lane (53)
Linda Blair (59)
Jim Jarmusch (65)
Steve Perry (69)
John Hurt (78)
Sonny Chiba (79)
Seymour Cassel (83)
Piper Laurie (86)
Michael Hutchence (1960-1997)

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Open Post: Hosted By Jamie Dornan’s Story About Faking Pubic Hair

January 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Jamie Dornan of 50 Shades of Utterly Boring Misrepresentation of BDSM fame is currently shilling the last chapter in the 50 Shades film franchise. Hence, he needs to come up with slightly salacious stories to go with his Christian Gray role. Either that or he knew this ridiculous one would go well with the Graham Norton brand. E! reports on Jamie’s appearance on the British talk show in which he revealed that he once glued wig hair to his junk to make girls think he was grown. We’ve all been there, Jamie! (Ok, no, we haven’t. But at least you grew up pretty, you big geek.)

Jamie says that he looked about “seven” when he was 15 and appearing in an amateur production of The Cherry Orchard. They made him wear a ridiculous wig which he got a lot of use out of when it came to trying to get laid at a cast party.

“I might meet a girl and maybe she drops a hand, so I had the idea to maybe cut off some extra hair,” he said. “So I went into the dressing room, I went into like the toilet, and cut off this like very curly jet-black hair.”

He said he used UHU glue to stick the hair to his crotch area.

“I remember standing in front of the mirror going, ‘That looks alright,'” Dornan said. “Just the lengths you go to.”

This story is rad mainly because I learned the Irish slang for finger-blasting. Thank you, Jamie. You know Jamie’s co-guest Helen Mirren is going to use that one in the future.

Pic: YouTube

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