Professional food gorger and former HSOTD Matt Stonie’s stomach and bowels have probably tried to quit his body by escaping out of his ass so many times that every time he does one of his crazy food binge challenges for his YouTube channel, he has to plug up his culo with an extra-strength plug and tape it down with several layers of duct tape. Dude probably added a few more layers of duct tape after he heard his stomach and bowels scream “WHYYYY!!!????” after he let them know he was going to hit them with 324 feet of Fruit By The Foot.

For his latest ass-destroying stunt, Matt made a gigantic Diabetes-summoning wheel of Fruit By The Foot by putting together 108 packs. All together, that’s 324 feet of 1,080 grams of sugar and 8,640 calories. I would say that Matt should’ve had forty five shots of insulin standing by, but just being near that Sugar Wheel of Horror would make any insulin syringe explode.

It took Matt nearly an hour to put that entire monstrosity into his body. My thoughts and prayers are with Matt’s toilet who was probably destroyed after he shit a 2-ton Fruit By The Foot brick in it.

And anybody who has successfully deepthroated Jon Hamm’s Hammaconda without barfing on the dick probably looked at that video and thought, “Amateur.”

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50 Cent is petty as hell. And he wears that badge of honor with pride and two middle fingers for anyone that believes he isn’t. He’s always involved in some kind of beef but true Hip Hop heads know that he and fellow rapper Ja Rule have hated each other for years and after one of Ja’s shows was cancelled 50 stepped up to the plate to show his support in the form of a huge “Fuck You Ja!”

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I learned an important lesson this weekend. Stop shrugging off Casamigos tequila as just the vanity label of a couple of very rich middle aged white bros who like to throw their old fashioned good looks and money around and party with their fabulous, kinda boring Hollywood friends. There is more to Casamigos than that because there is some good goss is swirling around the label! Starting with the news earlier this month that a ROYAL (Princess Eugenie) was marrying a Casamigos UK brand rep, to the breaking news yesterday that a newly single Jenna Dewan debuted her new man friend at their party on Friday night, the tequila brand has bumped up in my radar a little tiny bit.

Now we have some more messy news to come out of that Halloween party. Brandi Glanville has been accused by actor Kobie “DJ K-LUV” Randolph of attacking him and he has the bloody lip receipt to prove it. Kobie (who has one IMDB credit for Project Hollywood), filmed himself upon returning home from the party and must’ve hit send directly to TMZ before he grabbed an ice pack, because they posted the clip yesterday.

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I’ve always pictured Fergie as that “cool” aunt who engages with the youth in her family by saying things like “It’s Lit!” and “Turn Up!” while twerking to old skool Luke jams (and yes I used both Luke and “jams” because I am the male version of that aunt so shut up). She proved everyone right with my description when she brutally murdered the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game earlier this year. And while the rest of the world was cringing, Golden State Warriors superstar Draymond Green spoke for all of us when the camera caught his expression of “Is this bitch serious?” Yes, Draymond, she was. And now her ex-husband Josh Duhamel is calling Draymond out for his not-so-subtle reaction and wants an apology immediately.

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Iman and David Bowie were together for 26 years until his way-too-soon-death in 2016, two days after he turned 69. Now Iman is pulling a Cory Flood in Say Anything and emphatically singing “No, never, no never ever ever don’t you ever think it” on the chance that she will remarry. Iman was interviewed for Net-A Porter and professed a big “Hells No” to the possibility, stating that loneliness would be a better option.

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