Time to rethink that boyfriend pillow with Ryan Phillippe’s face on it because it turns out he might be TPTMT (Too Problematic Too Masturbate To). TMZ reports that things got messier than a Porta Potty at Coachella between Ryan and his model ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt. Elsie filed a lawsuit claiming that Ryan has a problem with the good/bad shit (shrooms, coke, ecstasy and roids = all the yikes) and that he physically assaulted her when she came to his house to get her shit after they broke up.
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If the whole “master thespian” thing stops working for Judith Light, she should sashay into her nearest Barbizon and ask if they’re currently looking for a Professor of Posing, because she can turn the world on with a pose – Lainey Gossip
Seven years after we all thought that Jeffrey Dean Morgan was going to drop Hilarie Burton after getting one of his side tricks knocked up, they’re still together and are expecting another baby – Celebitchy
If you’ve got a piece of wood that needs sanding, hold it close to your laptop speaker and press play on Lindsay Lohan roughly growling out happy birthday to White Oprah – Drunken Stepfather
Great, I bet Ex-Countess LuAnn is just talking to Tom Colicchio’s sleazy twin brother again so that he can cameo on next season of The Real HouseMesses of New York City – Reality Tea
Why the Little Monsters are crying in Spanish, German, Italian and Swiss today: Lady Gaga has postponed her European tour – Towleroad
Oh, what a magical moment; the night a famous couple takes the next big step in their relationship. In Ben Affleck and and Lindsay Shookus’ case, that would mean going from getting papped while jewelry shopping to joining each other in a giant venue filled with people whispering about seeing them in the wild for the first time. “Holy shit, Ben Affleck is here? Oh yeah, he’s dating what’s her name…Snooki-something.” Truly one for the scrapbook.
If you took a peek on CinemaScore this weekend, you probably saw mother! had an “F” rating and instead went with the rest of the world to see It, which remained at the top of the weekend box office for the second week in a row. Even though critics have given the Darren Aronofsky-directed mother! a nearly 70% Rotten Tomatoes rating, viewers have likely renamed the movie mother!fucker, I can’t believe I spent $20 to see this at the fancy movie theater in town.
It always tickles me when celebs get into beef with one another. I always end up thinking to myself “You’re rich. Go sit your dumb asses down somewhere!” Today’s discount beef revolves around the Queen of Fake Hair and Titties Wendy Williams’ recently leaked bikini photos from a trip to Barbados. Everyone had something to say about the photos (none of it good), but you can always count on outspoken rapper, and ménage-a-trois aficionado, T.I. to always say the most.