Birthday Sluts

June 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Frances McDormand (61)
Connor Jessup (24)
Anna Duggar (30)
Duffy (34)
Melissa Rauch (38)
Memphis Bleek (40)
Jason Mraz (41)
Emmanuelle Vaugier (42)
KT Tunstall (43)
Joel Edgerton (44)
Selma Blair (46)
Chico DeBarge (52)
Joss Whedon (54)
Randy Jackson (62)
Glenn Danzig (63)
Bryan Brown (71)
June Carter Cash (1929-2003)
Bob Fosse (1927-1987)
Alan Turing (1912-1954)

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Afternoon Crumbs

June 22, 2018 / Posted by:

This weekend, Kit Harington will marry Rose Leslie at a Scottish castle that has been in her family for generations. So, Jon Snow and Ygritte are getting married in a Game of Thrones-like setting… Well, if a GoT fanboy is there, they should expect for the wedding to get interrupted when Peter Dinklage (he’s marrying them, right?) asks, “If any of you has a reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace,” and the fanboy jumps and screams, “This isn’t right. They’re not brother and sister!” – Lainey Gossip

I figured that Goopy Paltrow was going to get married at the top a mountain in Tibet that can only be accessed by specially trained albino donkeys pulling a temperature-controlled luxury carriage. But it looks like she’s getting married in the Hamptons instead. Did the trick go broke?! – Celebitchy

The love between Tinsley Mortimer and that Coupon Cabin mogul are like the Coupon Cabin codes: sometimes they work but most of the time they don’t – Reality Tea 

Someone please arrest Parasite Hilton for continuing to do a no-budget, raggedy, janky ass version of Angelyne’s act – Drunken Stepfather

Adam Rippon brought out his icy twink nipples and nalgitas for ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” – Towleroad

Because the year is 2018, Tom Arnold is vowing to be the one who takes down Trump – HuffPo

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Open Post: Hosted By Lil’ Kim Pulling A Mariah When Asked About Nicki Minaj

June 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Mariah Carey may have decent royalty checks from all ‘dem hits. But she really missed her pot of gold by not hopping in a cab to the trademark office to file a patent for “I don’t know her” immediately after pretending she had no damn clue what a Jennifer Lopez was. If there’s a go-to for celebrity shade, it’s pretending like you know some A-lister about as well as you do someone in suburban Boise who has downloaded all your albums eighteen times on Limewire. Andy Cohen and Martha Stewart have employed the IDKH method, and now Lil’ Kim is revving up her Nicki Minaj feud by pretending to have no idea who the voice behind “Anaconda” is. Hiss hiss, you sneaky snake!

Entertainment Tonight’s Katie Krause caught up with Lil’ Kim on Wednesday night at an event, and asked Kim what she thought of the new crop of female rappers like Cardi B and Nicki Minaj. Kim begins to gush about Cardi, but not before she quickly slid in an “…and I don’t know the other one.”

Oooh, that could have almost been a respectable read to singe everyone’s eyebrows off had it not come while Kim was waiting to get into the launch of Paris Hilton’s new line of whatever. Anyway, I’m beginning to think that “I don’t know her” bit is getting a tad stale for my liking. Call me when one of these chicks has the balls to say, “I do know her, and she’s as enjoyable as a hemorrhoid!”

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Juicy Joe Says He Isn’t Getting Deported To Italy

June 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Melania Trump isn’t the only celebrity involved in an immigration scandal at the moment (although I’m sure she considers it less of a scandal and more of a great catwalk opportunity for the Zara Fall/Winter 2016 collection). I’m talking about RHONJ husband Joe Giudice and whether he’d get deported back to the motherland once he did hard time for fraud. Most people thought yes, especially since the disgrace he brought upon this country for slapping so much marble and onyx in a single New Jersey home. Alas, Joe is now out refuting those claims saying he’ll be back with his wife, Teresa Giudice, and kids soon enough, and they can never boot him from this country.  Sorry, Tre! Continue reading

Emma Watson Appears To Still Be Dating Chord Overstreet After All

June 22, 2018 / Posted by:

One of the most random celebrity couples of our generation, Emma Watson and Chord Overstreet, reportedly broke up last month, thus leaving a giant, tragic hole where their unlikely pairing once lived. Only a couple months in, and their relationship status could be defined by the first four letters in Chord’s last name. But before you start tearing up at the reminder of this sad news, there’s been a new development, which is what Emma and Chord might never have broken up in the first place.

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Joe Jackson Is Reportedly In The Hospital With Terminal Cancer

June 22, 2018 / Posted by:

A few years ago it was reported that 89-year-old Joe Jackson, patriarch of the Jackson Family dynasty of entertainers and Tito, was starting to feel his years. Joe had checked into a Brazilian hospital after suffering a stroke, where he then suffered three heart attacks. And then Joe got better, but that was short lived. According to TMZ, Joe Jackson is currently in the hospital with a terminal case of cancer.

Sources say that Katherine Jackson has been by his side recently. Some of Joe’s kids and grandkids have made a visit. Doctors have reportedly been real with the Jackson family about Joe’s diagnosis. Sources don’t know how much time he’s been given, but they say Joe’s cancer can’t be treated and is in the final stages. Because TMZ’s source doesn’t appear to know that much about the details of the situation, that leads me to believe their source clearly isn’t the family gossip Randy Jackson.

This is the kind of news that will either make you want to send a Get Well Soon card or…whatever the opposite of a Get Well Soon card might be. Joe Jackson is either an entertainment legend or a Nightmare Father Hall of Famer, or both. But I’m sure Joe Jackson isn’t letting cancer mess with his pimp game. I bet he’s already wrangled a bunch of male nurses into a singing group called Joe Jackson’s Oncology Floor Four.

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