No Funny Business Allowed At This Year’s White House Correspondents Dinner

/ November 19, 2018

It’s not exactly like the Trump White House has kept good relations with Hollywood (save for Scott Baio), but things went even further south earlier this year when Michelle Wolf was the chosen comedian at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. If you were Democrat, Michelle blew your wig off by comparing Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Aunt Lydia onThe Handmaid’s Tale. I know, that wasn’t nice to do to the gentler Aunt Lydia. Republicans, however, added Michelle’s bit to their Fox News primetime scream-a-thon, so the White House Correspondents’ Association has said they’re replacing comedy next year with a lesson from a biographer. ZzzzzzZzzzZzzz!

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Jennifer Garner’s New Man’s Ex-Wife Found Out Her Divorce Was Finalized Via The Internet

/ November 19, 2018

World class concert violinist Caroline Campbell is getting a taste of Hollywood-sized notoriety, whether she wants it or not. Her ex-husband, Robot Burger Man aka John Miller, is dating Jennifer Garner and the details of John and Caroline’s divorce are now part of the public record. And while Caroline may not have been paying close attention to that record, the tabloids were. That’s how she wound up learning her divorce had been finalized by reading about it on the internet.

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Heather Locklear Has Been Placed On Another 5150 Hold

/ November 19, 2018

The optimist in me was confident that we’d close out 2018 without any more stories featuring Heather Locklear, the authorities, phone calls to 911, and stressed-out family members. It seemed as though Heather was getting help and on her way to doing better. But TMZ that Heather has been put on a psychiatric hold after her therapist and lawyer realized she needed some serious help. Heather was reportedly at her home on Sunday when someone (it’s not known who) called 911 and paramedics showed up.

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Open Post: Hosted By Cicely Tyson Finally Getting An Honorary Oscar

/ November 19, 2018

Awards season is upon us, so it’s time to start worrying which of our “Golden Age” of Hollywood legends will be receiving honorary awards or presenting, so we can brace ourselves in case they have an advanced case of the olds. Sometimes there’s nothing to worry about as when 96-year-old Betty White showed she’s still got the magic when she came out at this year’s Emmy Awards. And sometimes it’s a painful, awkward, slog as when 101-year-old Kirk Douglas was wheeled out next to Catherine Zeta-Jones’ titties at The Golden Globes. Last night, The Academy of Motion Picture Art and Sciences held their annual Governors Awards and presented Cicely Tyson with an honorary Oscar for her life’s work. Cicely is 93-years-old, and proof that virtuous living and the regular application of moisturizer, can do wonders for your mind, body, and spirit.

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Taylor Swift Has Jumped Record Labels

/ November 19, 2018

The Butterscotch Don has found a new home that will pay to keep her and her cats in the Candyland Palace lifestyle they’ve grown accustomed. Team Taylor Swift revealed earlier today they were leaving Big Machine Records for a new recording deal with Universal Music Group. The new deal will have her under the Republic Records label for future U.S. albums, which is the same home to Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, and a group the website tells me is called Thunderpussy. Wouldn’t that be a gas if the Haim sisters squad slots get dropped for Thunderpussy??

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Paris Hilton No Longer Has A Reason To Wear That $2 Million Engagement Ring

/ November 19, 2018

Paris Hilton has called off her engagement to her fiancé of ten months Chris Zylka, aka Tom from The Leftovers. Or as he’ll be known from here on out, aka one of Paris’ leftovers.

A source tells UsWeekly that 37-year-old Paris and 33-year-old Chris won’t be getting married after all. Paris and Chris got together almost two years ago. In January, he proposed to her with a $2 million pear-shaped diamond engagement ring during a ski vacation. Then, being the low-key and down-to-earth soul that she is, Paris reportedly hired security to make sure nobody stole her ring.

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