Category: Miranda Lambert

Miranda Lambert’s Husband Brendan Mcloughlin Has Taken A Leave Of Absence From The NYPD

July 20, 2019 / Posted by:

People are going to accuse Brendan McLoughlin of letting himself become a lazy, pampered trophy husband to country superstar wife Miranda Lambert because he’s taken leave from his job at the NYPD. Pampered? No sir! He does laundry. And has to maintain those abs so Miranda’s aggressive vagine doesn’t get restless. That’s work! Plus, it’s way less dangerous than being a cop unless he somehow mixes the bleach wrong and creates chlorine gas and asphyxiates himself.

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Miranda Lambert’s Marriage Might Already Be In Trouble

May 29, 2019 / Posted by:

At least if you believe Radar Online and Star magazine. Then again, this is the marriage that began after Miranda Lambert hit the three-month mark with an NYPD officer/one-time part-time model and father to a brand-new baby, and thought, “Yeah, let’s make this legal.” So Radar and Star didn’t have to reach too far to grab this one. According to sources, Miranda and her husband of almost five months, Brendan McLoughlin, aren’t exactly leading that sweet newlywed life.

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Miranda Lambert Showed Up To The ACM Awards With Her Shiny New Husband

April 8, 2019 / Posted by:

There was plenty of opportunity for some good old fashioned country music drama last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards (the ACMs, which are not to be confused with the CMAs, the other white meat of country music awards shows), but there was nary a whiff of grain alcohol-soaked card cheatin’, man stealin’, hair pullin’, cussin’ and a’fightin’, and hootin’-n-’hollerin’ at the event. The only scandal worth tellin’ a mule happened on the red carpet when Miranda Lambert, the savior of country drama, showed up looking like the cat who chicken fried the canary and ate it with a side of grits . She brought her new husband Brendan McLoughlin with her.

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Blake Shelton Is “Grateful Every Day” He’s Not Married To Miranda Lambert Anymore

February 20, 2019 / Posted by:

People Magazine’s least sexy Sexist Man Alive, Blake Shelton, offered his ex-wife Miranda Lambert some subtle front porch country shade (with a side of extra tart lemonade) when asked about her recent marriage to the “love of her life”, 28-year old NYPD cop Brendan McLoughlin. Brendan and Miranda have only been married for less than a month which, frankly, is longer than a lot of people probably expected. They’ve only known each other 3 months and he has an infant child with a woman his ex-fiance’s mom claims he cheated with. According to People, Blake’s been reduced to speaking only in country music cliches, a source claims “he put Miranda in his rear view mirror long ago”, presumably followed by something about dirt roads, Chevy trucks, and his dog riding shotgun (Gwen has to ride in the back).

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Miranda Lambert’s New Husband Has Been Accused Of Cheating On His Ex-Fiance

February 19, 2019 / Posted by:

I miss the good old days when country music was your go-to stop for trashy high drama! For a while now, that role has been filled with a plethora of Lil’ rappers/Kardashians/RuPaul’s Drag Race edits. But I’m happy to report that Miranda Lambert and her new husband Brendan McLoughlin are single-handedly bringing the venerated traditions of homewrecking and public brawling back to Nashville where it belongs. As we know, when she’s not instigating steak house food fights, Miranda’s sneaking around and getting secretly married to a dude she just met who happens to have a baby the exact same age as their relationship (which is 3 months).

Come to find out, Brendan was engaged to a woman named Jackie Bruno at the time of that baby’s conception. And we know this because Jackie’s mom, Carol Bruno, talked to Radar and told them all about it in an exclusive interview. Carol says Brendan was doing the two-timing-two-step on her daughter while she was overseas. And Jackie only found out about his cheating heart when the the baby’s mom called her up and broke the news. I am 100 percent sure there’s a Reba McEntire song about this exact situation.

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Miranda Lambert And Her New Husband Met In November

February 18, 2019 / Posted by:

I’m starting to think that Miranda Lambert‘s New Year’s resolutions read like a list of random acts like:

1) Beat a bitch with some lettuce.

2) Marry someone you barely know.

3) Call the divorce lawyer on St. Patrick’s Day after bar hopping.

If this is what her list looks like then she’s truly living her best life for sticking to her resolutions. However, many were confused when she popped up with the news that she married a dude named Brendan McLoughlin over the weekend, and wondered where did he come from. It all started on November 2 when Miranda, along with her Pistol Annies band mates Ashley Monroe and Angaleena Presley performed in New York during Good Morning America in Times Square. While they were busy singing for their supper onstage, Brendan, an NYPD officer, was in the crowd trying to keep fans away from the stage. That’s probably a good idea since Miranda tends to like altercations with people screaming in her face, even though these would have been people cheering her on rather than inviting her to another fight.

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