Category: Elizabeth Holmes

Elizabeth Holmes Has Reported To A Texas Prison To Begin Her 11-Year Prison Sentence

May 30, 2023 / Posted by:

It’s official. After months of trying to delay her 11-year prison sentence and the New York Times helping her rehabilitate her image,  Theranos fraudster Elizabeth Holmes has finally reported to the clink. According to the Associated Press, 39-year-old Elizabeth (sorry, Liz) entered a federal women’s prison camp in Bryan, Texas earlier today. And, small world alert, it’s the same minimum security facility where the feds sent Housewives telemarketing scammer Jen Shah. Man, I hope these two become grifter-besties and star in their own prison reality show called House Of Fraud with Holmes & Shah.

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The New York Times Tried To Help Elizabeth Holmes Rehabilitate Her Image With A Profile

May 8, 2023 / Posted by:

Elizabeth Holmes is headed to prison… soon. Maybe. Eventually. The Theranos fraudster was supposed to start serving her 11-year sentence on April 27, but she got it delayed with a last-minute appeal. Yesterday, The New York Times published a series of interviews with her entitled, “Liz Holmes Wants You to Forget About Elizabeth.” It’s the first time Elizabe- sorry, LIZ has spoken with the media since 2016, and Business Insider described the piece as an obvious attempt to rehabilitate her public image before she heads to the clink.

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Elizabeth Holmes Has Given Birth To Her Second Child And Wants To Delay Her Prison Sentence Since She Has A Newborn Now

March 1, 2023 / Posted by:

Today in Great News For Amanda Seyfried: Convicted fraudster Elizabeth Holmescontinued post-season antics have provided more than enough material to guarantee that Hulu will be reaching out to Amanda for a second season of The Dropout. And she hasn’t even started serving her 11-year prison sentence for fraud yet! According to People, Elizabeth has just given birth to her second child with husband Billy Evans, and has asked the court if it would be OK, given that she’s not a flight risk, not with a NEWBORN, if she could, pretty please, hold off on serving her time while she appeals her conviction. **stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***

**stares in Elizabeth Holmes***


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Authorities Say That Elizabeth Holmes Tried To Flee To Mexico After She Was Convicted

January 21, 2023 / Posted by:

From Time magazine to time behind bars. One of this century’s greatest scammers, Elizabeth Holmes, is soon to be jailed despite being too pretty for it. After promising multiple high-profile investors that the Edison, her blood testing machine, would revolutionize the medical industry, Elizabeth got into some hot water once it was discovered that it was just a slightly used scanner that she picked up from behind an Office Max. What happens when you’ve been caught up in fraud, and the feds are after you? You skip town to Mexico, of course! According to prosecutors, Elizabeth hatched a plan to escape the country and booked a one-way flight to Mexico. SPOILER ALERT: much like the Edison, it didn’t work.

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Elizabeth Holmes Will Be Sentenced Today, And She’s Asking For 18 Months On House Arrest While Prosecutors Want 15 Years In The Clink (UPDATE: She Got 11 Years)

November 18, 2022 / Posted by:

UPDATE: Well, so much for that cushy 18-month house arrest sentence she wanted. Elizabeth Holmes was sentenced to 11.25 years in the chokey and three years of supervised release. She’ll start serving her sentence in April 2023.

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Today is Scammers Reckoning Day for Elizabeth Holmes, the disgraced former CEO of bogus health tech company Theranos. Back in January, 38-year-old Elizabeth was found guilty on 4 out of 11 charges of fraud, and today she will finally be sentenced. Prosecutors are seeking a 15-year prison term for Elizabeth and want her to pay $800 million in restitution to investors she scammed, including the Walton family of Walmart, Rupert Murdoch, and Walgreens. Elizabeth’s lawyers are asking for a touch less: a mere 18 months on house arrest. They’re presenting her as a devoted mother. Elizabeth is married to 29-year-old hotel heir Billy Evans, and they have one child, a 1-year-old son, and a second on the way (yep, she’s pregnant again!). Wait, making babies can help you stay out of prison? Jen Shah, it’s time to unfreeze those eggs! Continue reading

Jared Leto Talked About His Friendship With Elizabeth Holmes

June 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Because of course, shifty pseudo cult leader Jared Leto is friends with shifty pseudo cult leader Elizabeth Holmes. Game recognize game and all of that. Speaking with Amanda Seyfried, who played Frizzy Lizzy (let’s make it happen, folks!) in the Hulu series The Dropout, as part of Variety’s Actors on Actors series, Jared said he met her after presenting her with Glamour’s Woman of the Year award in 2015 and they stayed in touch. In case you haven’t seen The Dropout, or listened to the podcast of the same name, or read the book Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup, or were in a coma when Frizzy Lizzy was convicted of fraud earlier this year, she’s a bad lying liar who lied a lot, badly! Yet well enough that she fooled many, many rich and famous people into believing she was the second coming of Jesus Christ, which is another thing she and Jared have in common.

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