Category: Keanu Reeves

Here’s The Trailer For “John Wick: Chapter 4” Starring Keanu Reeves Who Might Also Appear In The Ana de Armas Led Spin-Off “Ballerina”

November 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Like, off the top of my head, if you asked me what the John Wick movies are about, I’d just list a bunch of things like Keanu Reeves, dogs, guns, swords, rain, code words, horses, museum display cases, and Halle Berry that one time. The “plot” is so ephemeral and unimportant, they’re essentially impressionist paintings of murder and mayhem. The trailer for John Wick: Chapter 4 is no different, except it’s got Bill Skarsgård that one time instead of Halle Berry, and my impression is that it looks like a Pissarro. And I’m gonna watch the shit out of it just like I have the previous three. This means I’ll probably also watch the Degas -nspired spin-off Ballerina starring Ana de Armas, in which Keanu “is expected to make an appearance,” to see if he can help Ana break the curse we can only assume Jennifer Lynn Affleck placed upon her career.

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Matthew Perry Seems To Hate Keanu Reeves For No Good Reason

October 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Other than Dolly Parton, you’d be hard-pressed to name a celebrity more universally beloved than the Internet’s Boyfriend (2019 – ‘til the wheels fall off and we’re back to stanning via tin cans tied together with a string) Keanu Reeves. However, Matthew Perry apparently hates the dude. And here I thought the big, terrible thing referenced in Friends, Lovers and the Big Terrible Thing, the addiction memoir Matthew’s currency hawking, was his addiction. But considering Matthew’s seemingly unfounded detest for the man who would not only never hurt a fly, but would probably befriend a fly and let it live in his guest house rent-free until it could get back on his wings, I think the Big Terrible Thing in Matthew’s book might be Keanu himself.

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Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Making A Surprise Appearance At A Couple’s Wedding Reception

August 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Keanu Reeves is back and ready to make you like him even more! Keanu has cemented himself as a beloved figure on the internet thanks to the Sad Keanu meme (or Hungry Keanu according to him) and for just being a cool guy. For a person who’s been in Hollywood as long as he has, I think people always find it shocking yet refreshing that Keanu seems like a normal nice dude. Case in point: after being invited to a stranger’s wedding reception, the Matrix actor actually showed up. Keanu is better at RSVPing to wedding invitations than some family members!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Sweet Moment Between Keanu Reeves And A Young Fan That Went Viral

July 5, 2022 / Posted by:

After a rough couple of weeks (centuries?) for America, it’s comforting to at least be able to count on our kindly Canadian prince, Keanu Reeves, to continue his inadvertent quest to deliver us truly wholesome content to help restore some faith in humanity. Keanu has won over the cold hearts of many an icy betch by doing things like keeping his hands to himself, taking fellow stranded plane passengers on a Bakersfield bus tour, having a significant other that’s his own age (in Hollywood in 2022?!), and looking melancholy while eating ice cream in solitude at a Baskin Robbins (after leaving a great tip, of course). This time, Keanu once again proved that he’s a kind, patient, thoughtful soul after a moment with a young fan in the airport baggage claim ended up going viral.

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Mary J. Blige, Keanu Reeves, Zendaya, Joe Rogan And Kris Jenner All Made The Time 100 List Of The World’s Most Influential People

May 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Last year Prince Harry and Meghan Markle graced the cover of Time Magazine’s annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world and since then, have done jack shit in the way of influence. They were featured in the Icons section, but those tricks can’t even launch an Instagram page let alone a revolution. So Time gave them the year off to get their shit together and Mary J. Blige has taken their place as the face of the Time 100’s Icons section. Mary shares the honor with Issa Rae, Keanu Reeves, Jon Batiste, and Adele plus a couple of people who actually worked for the accolade. And because you can’t even get the “Uh” out of Adele without James Corden popping up out of nowhere like a singing telegram sent by the devil himself, James wrote Adele’s intro and used it as an excuse to brag about her “singing in the kitchen, or belting at the top of her voice solely to make [his] children laugh.” It’s like, we get it, James, she’s your bestie. But if she’s so influential, then explain what happened to your career?

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Keanu Reeves And Alexandra Grant Might Be Engaged

April 18, 2022 / Posted by:

OK! Magazine is reporting that Keanu Reeves and his girlfriend of four years, artist Alexandra Grant, are engaged. According to a very invested source, Keanu “tried to keep a low profile” on March 31, when he was spotted in L.A. “eyeing diamond rings” at a jewelry store. The insider claims that 57-year-old Keanu asked 49-year-old Alexandra to marry him after they spent an extended period of time together in Europe, where he was shooting back-to-back movies, including John Wick 4. Ahhh, nothing more romantic than playing a tortured killer hell-bent on revenge.

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