Category: Taika Waititi

Beyond The Boring Ass Black Suit: Lil Nas X Served Silver Nalgas And Pedro Pascal Gave Us Leg At The Met Gala

May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Since the Met Gala’s theme this year was a tribute to Kunty Karl, who was the overlord of Chanel for decades, there were more pearl necklaces than a bukkake convention and enough lace to pull David’s Bridal out of bankruptcy. There was also a sea of basic black suits since many dudes just rolled out of bed and into a boring ensemble their assistant picked up for them the day before at Brooks Brothers. But not every dude showed up dressed like they were going to a funeral (which was fitting since the real star of the Met Gala was born and died last night).

Billy Porter is usually the Maestro of Over-The-Top Fashun Foolery at the Met Gala, but he sat out this year. But luckily, Lil Nas X grabbed Billy’s sparkly baton and moistened tips by doing himself up like Liberace’s answer to the Tin Man. And Pedro Pascal also gave everyone a case of the tingles by simply showing off his slutty daddy legs.

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Open Post: Hosted By Taika Waititi Cursing “Stranger Things” For Ruining Kate Bush For Him

July 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Last month, iconic British singer Kate Bush was sitting at the top of the music charts once again. That’s because Kate’s 1985 song “Running Up That Hill” started trending and charting after it was featured in the fourth season of Netflix’s Stranger Things. Spotify reported that streams of “Running Up That Hill” had increased by 9,900% in the United States and 8,700% globally. And over on YouTube, the music video has nearly 94 million views. Clearly, a new generation had discovered who Kate Bush was, and they were very into it. Kate Bush is very happy about it! But not Taika Waititi.

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There’s A Rumor That Rita Ora And Taika Waititi Are Engaged And Getting Married This Summer

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

But wait, summer is practically here! Will I have enough time to put in an order for a hand-engraved toaster for the happy couple-to-be? Because according to a source who spoke with The Sun, Rita Ora and Taika Waititi have informally decided that they’re going to legally become husband and wife sometime in the very near future.

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Mary J. Blige, Keanu Reeves, Zendaya, Joe Rogan And Kris Jenner All Made The Time 100 List Of The World’s Most Influential People

May 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Last year Prince Harry and Meghan Markle graced the cover of Time Magazine’s annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world and since then, have done jack shit in the way of influence. They were featured in the Icons section, but those tricks can’t even launch an Instagram page let alone a revolution. So Time gave them the year off to get their shit together and Mary J. Blige has taken their place as the face of the Time 100’s Icons section. Mary shares the honor with Issa Rae, Keanu Reeves, Jon Batiste, and Adele plus a couple of people who actually worked for the accolade. And because you can’t even get the “Uh” out of Adele without James Corden popping up out of nowhere like a singing telegram sent by the devil himself, James wrote Adele’s intro and used it as an excuse to brag about her “singing in the kitchen, or belting at the top of her voice solely to make [his] children laugh.” It’s like, we get it, James, she’s your bestie. But if she’s so influential, then explain what happened to your career?

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The Couples Of The Met Gala, Including Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello As A Wish.Com “Sonny And Cher”

September 14, 2021 / Posted by:

The first Monday in May was moved to the second Monday in September, as the Met Gala, which benefits the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute, happened last night. The 2020 Met Gala was canceled because of our good friend Coronavirus, but this year’s Gathering Of Who’s Who And WHO?! was held last night and Anna Wintour is still planning another one for May 2022. But even though influencers and nobodies flooded the guestlist, some A-listers still showed up for the gala whose theme was “In America: A Lexicon of Fashion.” And like always, most didn’t really dress in the theme or pulled the reach of reaches while trying to dress in the theme. Like Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes who brought Halloween to us a month early and showed up dressed like a low-budget Cher and a leather twink version of Sonny Bono.

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Rita Ora Threw Taika Waititi A Big Celebrity-Filled 46th Birthday Party

August 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Rita Ora recently reminded us that she is still dating Oscar-winning director Taika Waititi. Not that she had to, considering they’re not exactly at a loss of reasons, ways, or places to remind people they’re together. But in honor of Taika’s 46th birthday on Monday, she went all out and threw him a huge birthday party complete with a personalized cake, giant balloons that spelled out his name, a mariachi band, and several dozen famous friends and acquaintances. And what’s the point of going to all that trouble if you’re not going to Instagram the hell out of it later? Thankfully, Rita remembered to do just that. Continue reading

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