Category: Kris Jenner
Kim Kardashian Discussed Her Handling Of Kanye West’s Damaging Behavior And Her Doubt That Anyone Would Ever Want To Date Her Again In The Season Premiere Of “The Kardashians”
Kim Kardashian’s “my life is so hard, everyone feel sorry for me” storyline that she’s been publicly peddling lately made another appearance on the season three premiere of The Kardashians that hit Hulu today. But instead of krying herself to sleep over being a “single mom,” she spent much of the episode krying to Kris Jenner about Kanye West’s lies and volatile behavior being “far more damaging” to their kids than her sex tape. She also got candid about her breakup with Pete Davidson and her fear that no one else would ever want to date her because of her overstuffed Balenciaga trashbag-gage.
Khloé Kardashian Says That Just Because Her Family Has Been Supportive Of Tristan Thompson, It Doesn’t Mean They’re Getting Back Together
Khloé Kardashian has several times tethered herself back to her ex/baby daddy Tristan Thompson’s community ding-a-ling, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise to her that everyone assumes recent things like her birthday tribute to him, her “pride” about his signing with the Lakers, and her family’s support of him at his recent games is all a part of Khloé’s plan to ingratiate him back into their ambivalent public’s good graces. But, she recently took to the comments section of a Khloé Kardashian fan account (how did we get here?) to again swat down the speculation that they’re back together.
Kim Kardashian Said She’d Be “Just As Happy” Giving Up The Cameras And Working As A Full-Time Lawyer
Though Pete Davidson’s now-obsolete “my girl’s a lawyer” tattoo wasn’t exactly accurate since Kim Kardashian has only so far passed the “baby bar” and not the BAR Bar, she revealed in her recent TIME100 interview that she plans to take it in 2025. So look out, world; a barrage of orchestrated pap shots of a bespectacled Kim cracking the books are sure to be on the way! But much to Kris Jenner’s managerial dismay, Kim also said that she could be happy giving up filming her every gynecology appointment and editing her trapezius muscles out of “candid” shots to just focus on being a lawyer and continuing her criminal justice reform work. “Mmmmhmmmm,” said everyone.
There Are Rumors That Kylie Jenner And Timothée Chalamet Have Been Dating For Months
No need to check to see if we all time-traveled back to April 1st. I checked. It’s April 7th. According to several anonymous tips sent into gossip Instagram, Deux Moi, Kylie Jenner, and Timothée Chalamet might be (*shudders*)… dating, and it may have been going on for months. There’s something about this math that just ain’t mathin’. I mean, DeuxMoi’s recent claim that Tom Brady and Reese Witherspoon were a thing was shut down as false. So this rumor feels like being forced to eat sushi every day at school – it just doesn’t feel right. (Kanye’s sushi-serving school would beg to differ) But since Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian both got with skinny white dudes, maybe Kylie is following the new Koven trend.
Khloé Kardashian Posted A Birthday Tribute To “Baby Daddy” Tristan Thompson And Another Set Of Badly Photoshopped Pics Of Herself On Instagram
There are two ways in which Khloé Kardashian has always been consistent: making herself look like Boo Boo the fool when it comes to her situationship with ex/baby daddy, Tristan Thompson, and warping the innocent walls she arches her back in front of within an inch of their life by Photoshopping her body in pretty much everything she posts. So, it’s no surprise she recently took to Instagram to exercise her strengths twice over two days.
Portia de Rossi Surprised Wife Ellen DeGeneres With A Vow Renewal Ceremony Officiated By Kris Jenner
What do you get for the couple who already have everything? That was the question that was surely dogging the minds of those who arrived at Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s house thinking they were going to a birthday party, when in fact, it was a surprise vow renewal ceremony officiated by Kris Jenner. Imagine showing up with a cute little birthday card and some flowers for Portia’s 50th only to find out you’re at a fucking wedding and somebody already got them Brandi Carlisle. And you know damn well that Kris keeps Kenny G on retainer, so that’s out. And there’s no way Ellen isn’t keeping track of who brought what and how much it cost even though she also thought it was just a birthday party until Portia came waltzing into the … whatever you call the room in the castle where you keep your indentured troubadour, wearing “the gorgeous Zac Posen wedding dress from the couple’s 2008 nuptials.” Yes, it still fits!