Category: Pedro Pascal

Open Post: Hosted By Pedro Pascal’s Starbucks Order That Went Viral

March 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Lately, everyone on the Internet is extra-horned up for Pedro Pascal. Blame it on his sexy daddy roles in The Last of Us and The Mandalorian (although, it sounds like his patience for the “daddy” stuff is waning). The Pedro passion has reached such a fever pitch that, now, we’re analyzing the guy’s Starbucks order. People reports that New Yorker @alexainspace posted a TikTok of her meeting with Pedro, who graciously signed her Mandalorian doll and chatted for a bit. In the footage, Pedro is holding a Starbucks drink, and in a follow-up video, @alexainspace zooms into the cup’s label so we can read it. Pedro was drinking an iced quad espresso in a Venti cup with extra ice and six shots of espresso. Six shots of espresso! Listen. If I had to be that polite and gregarious with every person I ran into on the street, I’d need a lot of caffeine too. Continue reading


Open Post: Hosted By Pedro Pascal Letting Us Know That He’s Done With The “Daddy” Stuff

March 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Every once in a while, there’s an actor who comes along and causes floods of panty pudding among the masses. And the current summoner of saturated skivvies is Pedro Pascal, who has been making nipples dance for the past few years with roles in Game of Thrones, The Mandalorian, and the latest HBO hit The Last Of Us. Because of his hard work (at being hot) Pedro has finally elevated to the sometimes unwanted status of the intern’s daddy, and he had no problems playing along at first. But now Pedro is ready to become the sexiest deadbeat you know while running far away from his Daddy duties because he is DONE being everyone’s fantasy father figure.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent” Starring Nicolas Cage As Nicolas Cage

March 9, 2022 / Posted by:

His hairline? High and tight. His beard? Trimmed and dyed to perfection. With clear eyes and full heart, Nicolas Cage simply cannot lose playing the role he was born to play— Himself. Move over John Malkovich, there’s a new enigmatic self-deprecating/depicting loony-toon on the scene and he’s struggling with (and starring in!) The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Well, actually on second thought, get in here, John! We need a Con Air reunion stat!

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Gina Carano Was Fired From “The Mandalorian” After A Series Of “Abhorrent” Social Media Posts

February 11, 2021 / Posted by:

#FireGinaCarano trended on Twitter all day yesterday after 38-year-old MMA fighter turned actress Gina Carano tweeted a comparison to the Holocaust and the current political climate. This is not the first, second, or third time that Gina has pissed people off with her thoughts, but she really did it this time and  The Hollywood Reporter says that Gina Carano got fired from the Disney+ series, The Mandalorian, and also dropped from her talent agency.

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“Imagine” If All These Celebrities Sang In The Same Key

March 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Corona isn’t the only thing going viral these days. With everybody on lockdown and bored out of their minds, we are grasping at straws for anything even mildly entertaining to distract us from this supremely shitty situation. Some desperate souls have even resorted to watching Cats! Which is why you may have seen the video that’s going around where Gal Gadot and a bafflingly random group of celebrities join together as one to sing John Lennon’s Imagine. You see, coronavirus got Gal to thinking: What if we are all really the same? And to her credit, when it comes right down to it, celebrities really are just like us. They’re also bored, scared, barely any of them can sing, and the ones who can sing, are always doing too much.

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Modesty Reigned Supreme On The SAG Awards Red Carpet

January 20, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know which Project Runway reject fucked up the bedsheet challenge this badly either. And to think, we were so worried about Lizzo getting her juice all over the folding chairs at The Staples Center, we forgot to worry about potential coochie-contact with the upholstered seats at the Shrine Auditorium. However, Sarah Hyland’s short and confusing floral 4th of July bunting skirt was an outlier. For the most part, the outfits on display at last night’s Screen Actors’ Guild Awards were a lot more conservative, ranging from the tiered ruffles and billowy chiffon of a modest religious sect, to tailored suits. On ladies! Hollywood is confusing.

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