Category: Alexis Ohanian

Serena Williams Announced Her Second Pregnancy At The Met Gala

May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

After Rihanna debuted her second pregnancy during her Super Bowl performance, we really are running out of places for wealthy, famous women to debut their pregnancies to us peasants. And this time, two guests had the same idea. At last night’s Met Gala, Serena Williams debuted her second pregnancy with her husband, Alexis Ohanian. And Karlie Kloss also let it be known that she’s expecting her second with husband, Joshua Kushner (the non-Trump Kushner brother). Too bad no one really cares about Karlie’s stunt today, as Serena out-stunted her with the exact same stunt.

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The Couples Of The Met Gala, Including Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello As A Wish.Com “Sonny And Cher”

September 14, 2021 / Posted by:

The first Monday in May was moved to the second Monday in September, as the Met Gala, which benefits the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute, happened last night. The 2020 Met Gala was canceled because of our good friend Coronavirus, but this year’s Gathering Of Who’s Who And WHO?! was held last night and Anna Wintour is still planning another one for May 2022. But even though influencers and nobodies flooded the guestlist, some A-listers still showed up for the gala whose theme was “In America: A Lexicon of Fashion.” And like always, most didn’t really dress in the theme or pulled the reach of reaches while trying to dress in the theme. Like Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes who brought Halloween to us a month early and showed up dressed like a low-budget Cher and a leather twink version of Sonny Bono.

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Open Post: Hosted By Serena Williams’ Husband, Alexis Ohanian, Probably Trolling Maria Sharapova

August 27, 2019 / Posted by:

If you’re into tennis then you know that the US Open has started and also know that there’s apparently a long-going rivalry between Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova. I say “apparently” because let’s be honest, Maria doesn’t really win, so how is she a rival? Wouldn’t there need to be a win/loss balance? There is not.

Well, Serena’s husband, Alexis Ohanian, may not really be worried his wife is going to lose to Maria, but he’s still ready to troll the other team hard–and so he wore a D.A.R.E. shirt to their match yesterday, which a lot of people thought was a jab at Maria who got temporarily banned for doping.

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Serena Williams And Alexis Ohanian Went To Italy For Dinner

July 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Nobody likes losing, especially if it means a little bit of postpartum humiliation at Wimbledon, but it sure-as-shit helps if your ass is rich and can lick those emotional wounds in the lap of luxury. As y’all know Serena Williams didn’t do her usual strut her way to victory in her first Wimbledon final since giving birth, but because she’s married to Reddit royalty Alexis Ohanian, she was able to get over it with some Italian pasta in Italy on a whim.  Continue reading

Serena Williams’ Husband Welcomed Her Back To Tennis By Buying Four Huge Billboards

February 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Serena Williams has been taking her time getting back into tennis after the birth of their daughter Alexis Jr. in September; after a messy return at the Mubadala World Tennis Championship, she decided to to skip the Australian Open in January for fear she wasn’t quite back yet. But Serena is ready for part 2 of her comeback. Page Six says she’ll be playing in the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells, CA beginning March 5th. In honor of her return, her husband Alexis Ohanian announced her return on four billboards along the I-10 in Palm Springs. Their location is close to the Indian Wells Tennis Garden, where the BNP Paribas is held.

The billboards feature pictures of Alexis Jr. and Serena with the words “Greatest momma of all time” spread out over the first three, and “Serena Williams G.M.O.A.T. – Alexis Jr & Sr” on the fourth. Every other tennis player going to the BNP Paribas Open just turned to their significant other and gave them a look that says, “So I guess you’re just going to show up with a homemade sign or a t-shirt then, huh.

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I like to think of what those billboards would look like in an alternate Back to the Future-style universe where Serena is still with Drake. That reality is a lot less cute. Instead of driving by and awwww-ing at little Alexis Jr., motorists are struggling to keep their eyes on the road after rolling them too much at the sight of a 48-foot tall Drake making corny lovesick kissy faces above them.

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Serena Williams And Mr. Reddit Got Married

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

I was…uh…busy that day” says a huffy Maria Sharapova at least 10 times in the next hour when asked if she got an invitation to Serena Williams’ wedding.

People and UsWeekly are reporting that Serena Williams and Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian Sr. got married in New Orleans on Thursday. Their wedding comes two and a half months after she gave birth to their daughter Alexis Ohanian Jr., the (probably) future tennis champion of the world and whatever other planets we’re inhabiting by then. A baby and a wedding – those are two big life milestones to cram into a year. All that’s missing is a Jet Ski purchase (Jet Ski is ownership is a pretty big deal where I’m from).

This is the first marriage for both 36-year-old Serena and 34-year-old Alexis. There aren’t any pictures of Serena and Alexis’ wedding just yet, so we don’t know if the crowd threw upvotes on the happy couple as they made their way out of the ceremony. But there are some details on the guest list.

Serena and Alexis Sr. got married in front of a ton of famous people like Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Eva Longoria, La La Anthony, Kelly Rowland, and Caroline Wozniacki. The rehearsal dinner featured such guests as Selita Ebanks,Colton Haynes, Anna Wintour and Emeril Lagasse. I would hope they too got an invite to the wedding? That’s usually the case, but you never know. That would suck if they were only invited to the rehearsal dinner the night before. “Tables 4 to 6, stock up on shrimp now, because come tomorrow you’re back to room service pizza.

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