Category: Met Gala 2023
Jameela Jamil Slammed The Attendees and Spectating Public Of The 2023 Met Gala For Their “Selective Cancel Culture”
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Jameela Jamil decried Vogue and The Met for choosing Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty as the Met Gala theme a few months ago, and though agreeing with the never-not-whining Jameela felt unnatural, she kind of did have a point. Karl was unapologetic over his thoughts about fat women, #metoo victims, gay adoption, and migrants any time he was on the record. He was a known kunt, and Jameela provided receipts in case anyone was unaware. And now that the 2023 Met has come and gone, Jameela still had a lot to say about those in attendance and the public’s tendency to have a selective memory and look the other way when pretty sparklies and elegant cat costumes come into play.
After Years Of Romance Rumors, Anna Wintour And Bill Nighy Hit The Met Gala Red Carpet, But His Rep Denies They’re Together
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I consider myself a walking, talking celebrity gossip encyclopedia. So why didn’t I know that Anna Wintour and actor Bill Nighy were a thing?? Well, maybe they’re a thing. It depends on who you ask. Last night, the pair went to the Met Gala together, and while Bill’s rep tells Page Six that they’re just friends, other sources insist they’re fucking. Well, they don’t say the word “fucking” explicitly, but it’s inferred.
Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez At The Met Gala Sans Ben Affleck
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Last night hundreds of fashionistas (and a handful of fashion-NO-stas) bum-rushed the annual Met Gala in New York City to pay tribute to late couture curmudgeon Karl Lagerfeld, who was certain to be judging with mean giggles and side-eyes. But one person who knew she couldn’t let herself or Karl down was Jennifer Lopez. JLo arrived draped in head-to-toe Ralph Lauren, peering into the cameras with her patented “You poor people stay away from me” gaze. And in an attempt to keep her evening free from sad boy energy, she left her husband Ben Affleck at home. But I’m sure he was more than happy to skip this one.
Beyond The Boring Ass Black Suit: Lil Nas X Served Silver Nalgas And Pedro Pascal Gave Us Leg At The Met Gala
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Since the Met Gala’s theme this year was a tribute to Kunty Karl, who was the overlord of Chanel for decades, there were more pearl necklaces than a bukkake convention and enough lace to pull David’s Bridal out of bankruptcy. There was also a sea of basic black suits since many dudes just rolled out of bed and into a boring ensemble their assistant picked up for them the day before at Brooks Brothers. But not every dude showed up dressed like they were going to a funeral (which was fitting since the real star of the Met Gala was born and died last night).
Billy Porter is usually the Maestro of Over-The-Top Fashun Foolery at the Met Gala, but he sat out this year. But luckily, Lil Nas X grabbed Billy’s sparkly baton and moistened tips by doing himself up like Liberace’s answer to the Tin Man. And Pedro Pascal also gave everyone a case of the tingles by simply showing off his slutty daddy legs.
Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, And Kylie Jenner Attended The Met With No Threat Of Damaging A Historical Relic This Time
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Despite Anna Wintour’s sources tempting us with a good time, there WERE several Kardashians/Jenners at last night’s Met Gala. We already knew Kim Kardashian ended up on the guest list, and Kendall Jenner would probably be there since Karl Lagerfeld was a fan of hers, but we got Kylie Jenner too. Though all three are famous solely because of Kim’s pussy, none of them ended up being the ones to dress up as Karl’s famous pussy, Choupette. And Kim and her ex, Pete Davidson, wanted attention had a cordial-looking conversation.
Serena Williams Announced Her Second Pregnancy At The Met Gala
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After Rihanna debuted her second pregnancy during her Super Bowl performance, we really are running out of places for wealthy, famous women to debut their pregnancies to us peasants. And this time, two guests had the same idea. At last night’s Met Gala, Serena Williams debuted her second pregnancy with her husband, Alexis Ohanian. And Karlie Kloss also let it be known that she’s expecting her second with husband, Joshua Kushner (the non-Trump Kushner brother). Too bad no one really cares about Karlie’s stunt today, as Serena out-stunted her with the exact same stunt.