Category: Taika Waititi
Taika Waititi Reportedly Got In Trouble With Marvel Execs For Those Make-Out Pics With Rita Ora And Tessa Thompson
It was weird enough that Taika Waititi and Rita Ora were a thing but then pap pictures came out of the two getting into some kind of make-out/nuzzle-fest with Tessa Thompson. Both Taika and Tessa are currently working on Thor: Love and Thunder, and Marvel is apparently very strict about their image. And I guess a threeway-make-out was not it. Wow, prudes! Sources say that much like a teenage boy whose mom walked in on him with two girls on the bed, Taika has gotten a stern talking to over his raging hormones.
Tessa Thompson Kissed A Model In The Streets Of Sydney After Taika Waititi’s Party
I’ve been working all week, slaving away, scouring Instagram for pictures of Ben Affleck anguish-smoking, and refreshing Twitter every 5 minutes in the name of “my craft.” Tessa Thompson is supposedly “working” too, only her work thus far has involved being a slice of bread in a sexy sandwich after a night of partying with her Thor director Taika Waititi and the host of the one and only season of Boy Band, Rita Ora. Tessa followed that up with a PDA-filled morning-after stroll with a hot Australian model named Zac Stenmark who shares his Instagram account with his twin brother, hot Australian model Jordan Stenmark. Where did I go wrong?
Rita Ora, Taika Waititi, And Tessa Thompson Got Into A Three-Way Kiss Over The Weekend
I don’t know if there’s an award for the celebrity couple that somehow managed to yank the spotlight off of The Return of Bennifer (and really, what kind of organization would even present such an honor?). But if there is, then Rita Ora and Taika Waititi better start writing their acceptance speeches. Because this time they’re getting ten tons of attention with the help of Tessa Thompson.
Taika Waititi And Rita Ora Are Still Happening
Last week the incredibly random news broke that Taika Waititi and Rita Ora, the “fetch” of pop stars, were maybe a thing. Taika’s in Australia shooting Thor: Love and Thunder, and Rita’s there working as a judge on The Voice Australia. The two were spotted traveling together on a private jet, and Rita also posted an Instagram pic of Taika with his arms wrapped around her. Ipso facto, they’re probably banging.
Now that shit’s basically been confirmed; on Friday Rita and Taika went to the premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under at the Sydney Opera House together, and the next day she went out to lunch with Taika and a bunch of celebs like Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Isla Fisher, and Sacha Baron Cohen. Thirsty Rita must have been so starstruck. Hopefully, she snagged their autographs for some extra eBay cash. Continue reading
Rita Ora And Taika Waititi Might Be A Thing
The detectives of the internet have been busy earlier this week, jumping into action after Rita Ora was seen exiting a private jet in Australia with a bunch of famous people. Normally this wouldn’t be a reason to ring the alarm bells, since Rita is rich and doesn’t really care too much about a little thing called COVID-19, so what’s prolonged contact in an enclosed space as you share air with a variety of people you don’t live with, right? And also, because Rita was traveling within Australia, and Australia is doing pretty good, pandemic-wise. People started getting suspicious when they realized she was on a plane with Oscar-winning director Taika Waititi.
Christian Bale Will Play A Villain In The Next “Thor” Movie
Another day, another Marvel superhero movie to report about. But unlike the others, this future cinematic staple has actually done a marvelous bit of casting. Turns out, Oscar-winning thespian Christian Bale had originally shown interest in joining the Marvel universe in order to land the role he was born to play: a supervillain. And one of his soon-to-be co-stars, Tessa Thompson, has confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that his messy ass is now attached.
After the raging success of Thor: Ragnarok, where Chris Hemsworth stands around looking all hunky and scruffy and shit, the plan was set to develop another totally necessary sequel. Enter Christian.