I hope you appreciated the flicker of light that was the return of Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. The pop-star
contract couple lovers tested a re-up of their contract reunited last month after breaking up in November 2021 after two-ish years of publicly making out everywhere they were legally allowed–including television. But it seems that their reunion did not garner the media attention they desired–I MEAN–it didn’t relight that spark of true love between them because Shawn and Camila are reportedly calling it quits once again.
Last month, exes Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello were seen making out at Coachella, and that seemed to be a soft launch for the return of Shawnmila. The couple was seen walking around New York City
fulfilling the first part of their romantic contractual obligations enjoying each other’s company. No heavy making out yet, though–they’ve gotta save a little for an album release or something.
The earth has made one revolution around the sun since Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello called it off, breaking the heart of all of their fan. Since then, Shawn has failed to convince his chiropractor and Mariah Carey to be his new beard, and Camila has engaged in a battle with the English language. With no serious love interests on the horizon, the two have officially decided to renew their relationship contract rekindle their true love! It’s clear that spring has sprung when the birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and celebrities are making out in their best hobo wear at Coachella.
I guess all that making out with Shawn Mendes in front of the paparazzi really did a number on Camila Cabello‘s tongue dexterity because when she covered I’ll Be Home For Christmas last year, people were a bit confused by how she was pronouncing the holiday’s name as though she’s a toddler with a burnt tongue who just had dental surgery. Not one to shy from attention, Camila leaned in and poked fun at her own inability to say Christmas, getting over 2 million likes on TikTok.
Camila Cabello Got Booed By Fans At The Champions League Final And Tweeted That They Were “Very Rude”
On Saturday night, 80,000 fans arrived at the Stade de France in Paris to cheer on Camila Cabello as she performed a 5-minute medley of her biggest hits. JK, they were actually there for the 2022 UEFA Champions League football (the Ted Lasso kind, not the Superbowl kind) final between Liverpool and Real Madrid. Camila just happened to be the opening musical act. Unfortunately for many Liverpool fans, organizational fuckery and French security prevented them from entering the stadium; some were even tear-gassed outside the venue. Camila’s performance and the kick-off were delayed three times. Eventually, the UEFA decided to get on with the show, even though there were still empty seats and stranded fans. So how do we think Liverpool fans reacted to Camila Cabello’s performance? If you guessed “not well, bitch,” you would be correct. Continue reading
Emma Stone Reused One Of Her Wedding Dresses For The Met Gala, Which Was Just One Of Many Off-Theme Looks Of The Evening
Stars, they’re just like…well, not us. But sometimes they do the kinds of things that feel at least the tiniest bit relatable to us regulars in the general population. Like for example, Emma Stone, who was invited to this year’s Met Gala. And she could have made like Blake Lively and spent months planning an elaborate custom-made gown that fully represents the feel of this year’s theme of Gilded Glamour. Instead, Emma threw open her closet doors, looked around for about 3-5 minutes, and eventually thought, “Eh, this will do” while pulling a dress out and tossing it on her bed. And that dress just so happened to be one of Emma’s old wedding dresses, which was made by Louis Vuitton, so – consider that fantasy about realism and relatability officially over.