Beyond The Boring Ass Black Suit: Lil Nas X Served Silver Nalgas And Pedro Pascal Gave Us Leg At The Met Gala
Since the Met Gala’s theme this year was a tribute to Kunty Karl, who was the overlord of Chanel for decades, there were more pearl necklaces than a bukkake convention and enough lace to pull David’s Bridal out of bankruptcy. There was also a sea of basic black suits since many dudes just rolled out of bed and into a boring ensemble their assistant picked up for them the day before at Brooks Brothers. But not every dude showed up dressed like they were going to a funeral (which was fitting since the real star of the Met Gala was born and died last night).
Billy Porter is usually the Maestro of Over-The-Top Fashun Foolery at the Met Gala, but he sat out this year. But luckily, Lil Nas X grabbed Billy’s sparkly baton and moistened tips by doing himself up like Liberace’s answer to the Tin Man. And Pedro Pascal also gave everyone a case of the tingles by simply showing off his slutty daddy legs.
Kendall Jenner, the Dollar Tree Barbie doll of the Kardashian Koven, has been enjoying a career of blandness for the better part of the last decade. However, where she makes her real mark is within her dating history. She’s been in quite a few high profile
scandals relationships that have all crashed and burned. Now, as she attempts the bargain bin version of Kim’s life, allegedly Kendall and the enemy of cell phones, Bad Bunny, may be starting their ill-fated love story after being spotted together several times And if we’ve learned anything from what happens when the Kardashians date musicians this is going to end in an ocean of tears for the both of them.
Yesterday, Bad Bunny found himself in some hot water (hopefully not Fatal Attraction-levels of boiling). TMZ reports that the 28-year-old rapper was walking down the street in the Dominican Republic when a fan stuck her phone in his face to record him. After smiling for a second, Annoyed Bunny grabbed the fan’s phone and threw it into a nearby body of water (it looks like the ocean)! The fan was horrified, but Remorseless Bunny continued on his way, flanked by his entourage. Video of the incident went viral, and Phone-Chucking Bunny’s actions divided fans. Soon, Sticking-To-His-Guns Bunny took to Twitter to address the controversy. Bad Bunny writes that he considers fans sticking their phones in his face a “lack of respect,” and, when he is disrespected, he will respond accordingly.
We were given the teaser of the full trailer for Brad Pitt‘s new action movie, Bullet Train, last week, and now the full trailer has come out. I don’t know if teasing the people that this trailer was coming helped boost its interactions or exposure but I don’t do marketing for Sony Pictures, do I? So come and watch an explosive trailer of a dude fighting people on a high-speed train in Japan.
New Edition And New Kids On The Block Faced Off In A Battle Of The Boy Bands At Last Night’s American Music Awards
The 2021 American Music Awards happened last night and was hosted by Cardi B, who I’m amazed didn’t reveal another pregnancy because she loves to do that. But she did crack jokes and managed to screech “My underarms itch!” in her opening monologue, so that happened. But more importantly, there was music at the American Music Awards (shocking) and we were treated to a plethora of acts. Including a reunion-slash-battle between two classic boy bands, New Kids On The Block and New Edition.
Pink Brought Her Daughter Out To Perform And Do Circus Tricks During Her Billboard Music Awards Performance
During last night’s 2021 Billboard Music Awards, Pink received The Icon Award. And so clearly she had to hit the stage and stunt hard; this time bringing along her 9-year-old daughter, Willow, for an air-bending acrobatic performance of their song Cover Me in Sunshine. Normally hanging your kid upside from the ceiling is bad parenting, but this time it’s very cool!