Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello first became a thing last July and while many thought it was just a stunt that bloomed in a PR office to promote their song together, but they proved everyone wrong (or they had one of those long-term contracts). But well, unfortunately, the two famed for their beautiful love, quarantined zombie walks, and their affinity for PDA are Gen Z’s answer to Ross and Rachel because they’re on a break!
The One World: Together at Home global concert event happened last night, featuring a ton of celebrities who, at some point, got tired of staring at the wall and instead decided to mic up, find the part of their house that looks the least opulent, and croak out some of your favorite karaoke tunes (mostly, sans fards) in real-time. It raised more than $127 million to fight coronavirus, and yes, Ellen DeGeneres found a way to piss people off… during a charity show. It’s a gift!
I get it, people still need fresh air and exercise during this corona quarantine. But some celebrities have proven that they also need attention to live. And since there is absolutely nothing else going on at the moment, getting a sweet, sweet hit of attention is as easy as walking out the front door. If the paparazzi aren’t there, call them on the phone like Ana de Armas allegedly did. If that doesn’t work, do like Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello did yesterday, and get creative. According to The Daily Mail, the professional stunters, who have been in quarantine together for the past two weeks at Camilla’s Miami home, have been pulling out all the stops for their frequent PDA packed pap strolls. They’ve even busted out the props and walked around with coffee mugs a couple of times. I guess that got old, so they tried a new tactic— walking meditation.
The iHeart Living Room Concert For America aired on Fox last night, and many famous yodelers sang from their houses, which are infinitely nicer than yours. But don’t worry, unlike Gal Gadot’s Concert For Attention Whores Who Need Attention, this concert benefited a good cause with proceeds from the sale of merchandise going to feeding the hungry and helping people fighting the coronavirus pandemic.
During these trying times of social distancing and self-isolation, there really is no better way to truly feel at one with yourself than to sit back, relax, and allow a totally legitimate heterosexual couple to serenade you with an Ed Sheeran song. And what better couple than the charming and consistently-oozing-with-sex-appeal, Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello? Okay, literally any other couple would do it for me, but you can’t blame these lost little Gen Z songbirds for wanting to reach out to their millions of followers to answer their questions and to let them know that they are too busy mouth kissing to possibly catch coronavirus.
23-year-old Camila Cabello is exhausted. From what, you wonder? Her relationship with 21-year-old Shawn Mendes. Yeah it looks exhausting, Camila. She spoke with Jimmy Hill of CapitalFM at the Global Awards 2020 and said that sometimes being “in love” can get tiring. Imagine how tired we are, Camila.