Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Have Chosen Sides In The Taylor Swift Vs. Scooter Braun And Scott Borchetta Drama
In a matter that’s causing all Americans to choose sides and could very well determine our country’s political, sociological, and economic future, celebrities are now choosing sides in the Taylor Swift vs. Scooter Braun and Scott Borchetta music drama. What, you thought I was referencing impeachment? This ain’t NPR – we tackle the real issues!
Selena Gomez is back with another song because the one from yesterday is honestly kind of boring (sorry Selenators). And when you’re a pop girl, it’s a good idea to follow up an attention-grabbing snoozy “emotional” track with a club song for the gays to pop our bussies to. She’s back with Look At Her Now which is going to be the caption under so many #instagay Instagram posts this and next weekend.
Also Selena is defending Hailey Bieber for allegedly calling for her murder over slapping at Hailey’s husband Justin Bieber–saying she doesn’t want her fans to be mean to anyone for any reason ever!
Fans Think Selena Gomez’s New Song Is About Justin Bieber, They Also Think Hailey Bieber Shaded Her Over It
After promising her fans earlier in the year that new music and a new album would be “coming very soon”, Selena Gomez followed through and released her latest single, Lose You To Love Me last night. Instantly people thought that Selena’s new song is about her ex Justin Bieber, with whom she had a messy relationship with!
They broke the hell up and now Justin is married Hailey Bieber. So it’s not completely shocking that after the song was released and everybody started whispering about how it was about Selena and Justin, Hailey decided to pull a celebrity millennial move and commented without saying a word. Hailey posted the song I’ll Kill You by Summer Walker on her Instagram Story. Hailey denies it of course–the two things are unrelated.
Halloween is coming up, and as a devout Christ-Following woman of GOD (and Hillsong), Hailey took to Instagram to let all the people know that she is A-Okay with celebrating the Devil’s Day, which is a topic of debate for some Christians. That’s interesting, considering that contemporary Halloween practices are actually considered to be the way they are because of Christian influences so… yeah. But Hailey Bieber is a Halloween enthusiast! And she’s telling her Christian followers that it’s cool for you to be one too!
When Justin and Hailey Bieber got married for a second time last week after a whole year of already being legally married, they claimed it was for their ol’ pal God. Lucky for them, a surprise side benefit of said redundant wedding has been ATTENTION. Lots of attention. And Hailey was able to squeeze just a bit more attention out of her wedding by waiting a whole week before dumping pictures of her wedding dress onto social media. I believe that’s the 2019 internet time equivalent to waiting until December 1st to finally throw out your Halloween pumpkin.
The jungle gym area is going to be empty at recess, because eternal-man-child Justin Bieber is picking up the beef with Taylor Swift where his manager/best-friend Scooter Braun left it off–and ain’t none of the third grade going to miss that hot-ticket battle royale! Now Justin is mocking Taylor for her not-at-all staged, choreographed or pre-planned video evidence of her acting high from after-LASIK medication. In an Instagram-live, wife Hailey Bieber and Justin laughed about Taylor’s high-antics.