Category: Open Post
Open Post: Hosted By The Dick Cloud On An Ariana Grande T-Shirt
Ariana Grande kicked off her Sweetener tour in Albany, NY this week, and like any pop star world tour, she sells overpriced crap that she knows fans will spend four months of allowance on. But many fans and others aren’t amused by what she’s selling and for how much she’s selling it. They just don’t appreciate a t-shirt that looks like one of the Blue Men fucked it. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By JLo And A-Rod Using Their Love To Push Sunglasses
I LOVE (eye roll) Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez because they’re both shameless attention whores and using their soon-to-be marital union to make money and get more attention. While other folks would still be lying low after completely destroying classic music forever JLo is hopping back onto the money train and dragging A-Rod along for the ride so they can both cut a few checks for their upcoming wedding by releasing a line of his and hers sunglasses.
Open Post: Hosted By McDonald’s La-Z-Boy With A McFlurry Chiller In It
McDonald’s has been supplying the masses with their non-biodegradable food for at least one thousand years now, and although many would claim that their biggest contributions to society are obesity and the bubblegutsm, they also introduced a creamy frozen delight called a McFlurry. If you’ve never had one then you don’t know what you’re missing. Actually, yes you do because there really isn’t anything special about it. However, some people absolutely LOVE them, and since McDonald’s has always been masters of marketing they’ve decided that they will help one lucky person begin their journey to starring on My 600 Pound Life. McDonald’s is giving away (as in for free) a couch that comes fully equipped with a built in chiller to keep your McFlurry’s super cold.
Open Post: Hosted By Janet Jackson’s Reworked Glastonbury Festival Poster
Nobody puts Janet Jackson in a corner unless it means she’s the first mention of a long-ass list of music acts for the UK’s version of Coachella. It’s that time of year when all your insufferable friends post to Instagram of the music fests they’re buying tickets to in order to wear coochie cutters. The Glastonbury lineup was released, and The Killers and The Cure are the leading headliners followed by Stormzy, Kylie Minogue (going by her first name only just to rub it in Kyie Jenner’s failed legal action face), and THEN Janet Jackson. I’m sure Janet can handle playing caboose to Kylie but not those others! She released her own poster, and it brings Miss Nasty to first place.
Open Post: Hosted By Tan France Of “Queer Eye” Teaching Us How To Pronounce “Squirrel”
I’m wondering how good the new season of Queer Eye is if proper rodent pronunciation is the biggest takeaway from the first few episodes. The third season takes the Fab Five to Kansas City, and they meet Jody Castelluci in the first episode. Jody’s husband rattled off her interests, which include “deep-fried squirrel.” Rather than ask, “Da fuq is THAT?!” the group seemed mainly focused on how Tan France pronounces it the British way and not the American jumbled version.
Open Post: Hosted By Kratu, The Rescue Dog Who Could Give A Shit About The Agility Course
Make room, Olly and Winky, a new agility course star is born!
Haven’t we all been Kratu at one time or another? Haven’t we all worn a spiritual t-shirt that read “FUCK EFFORT” at some point in our lives? Especially when our bossy owners are trying to make us run some undignified obstacle course.