Open Post: Hosted By Alec Baldwin Dropping His Pants On “The Tonight Show” To Show Off His Gym-Fit Body
Alec Baldwin ain’t the only in the family who uses ~fitness~ to get as much attention as possible.
Alec Baldwin was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and they were discussing his last appearance on the show which was Alec’s birthday. Apparently during a bit where they lifted Alec into the rafters and then dropped a dummy meant to be him as a joke–Alec took a bit of offence to the dummy they used. Mostly he was offended that they had seemed to add on a gut to the fake man who otherwise did not have one. Were they saying Alec was chubby? That he needed to lose a few pounds?! How rude! Well he came back to The Tonight Show with a Revenge Body ready to show them what they missed out on. And the best way for him to show off his hard work was to drop his pants. Clearly.
Viralhog on YouTube had this short, sweet vid of a bear at a wildlife park waving to a couple in a car. It’s pretty heartwarming. It’s also nice that the bear probably already ate that day and that the couple isn’t one of those idiots hanging out of their car with food to get a better video. People do that!
“Naturally flavored?!?” For Dr. Pepper fans – just in case your teeth haven’t quite crumbled into saccharine ruins in your mouth, your favorite soda pop is now coming in birthday cake flavor. The Junk Food Aisle Instagrammed thanks to Dr. Pepper for sending samples of their newest crime against nature.
If you told me I’d be sitting here self-soothing my vagina by rocking back in forth in my chair over watching some man with lanky, greasy looking hair tie it up in a scrunchie, I’d tell you you were sorely mistaken because the thought of a man in a scrunchie is repulsive. HOWEVER! If that man were Jason Momoa, I’d say, “You got me!”
Kanye West has terrible style. This isn’t an opinion. It’s a statement of fact for anyone with working vision. Kanye’s krap isn’t just blatantly plagiarized, it’s actually so confusingly bad and overpriced you really have to question the sanity of anyone who thinks that dully-colored basics with a buckle or a tear or a puffed sleeve are FASHUN.
Kanye is truly continuing his trend of being the man who designs for the person who wants to dress like the human race was enslaved by aliens, and he’s come up with his latest bland creation of non-design: Yeezy Slides for kids.
Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish’s Ring Getting Snatched Right Off Her Finger During A Performance
When a popular musical artiste goes into the crowd, they risk getting their weave jacked-up as they’re pulled into the crazy (like Beyonce was), or worse, they cringe themselves inside/out from getting a way-too-close view of Taylor Swift dancing to one of their songs like a constipated giraffe with arthritis who took the wrong kind of molly. Or if you’re 17-year-old Billie Eilish, you run the risk of some skilled thief managing to slip off your ring past your finger and 22-inch long Monster Energy Drink talons.