Night Crumbs
Thirsty’s current favorite couple, Rita Ora and Taika Waititi (couple name: WaitTheyreFucking?), made their red carpet debut at the Los Angeles premiere of The Suicide Squad. Surprisingly, they didn’t hump on each other while getting engaged in front of all the photographers. They kept their appearance low-key and demure with Taika wearing the crumpled-up suit your dad keeps on the floor in the back of his closet and Rita Ora wearing some kind of confusing tuxedo that features a giant origami nun’s habit sewn together by a drunk. Rita’s outfit is actually perfect because like her career, it brings the question marks out of people – Lainey Gossip
Because of all the stories about horny perv Bill Gates harassing employees, I figured his divorce from Melinda Gates was going to slide directly into MESSYtown, but it didn’t and their divorce has already been made final. So you may see Melinda Gates and MacKenzie Scott driving a Ford Thunderbird while throwing cash at the people – Celebitchy
Well, wouldn’t you know, Jason Momoa, who once joked that he loves his role on Game of Thrones because he got to “rape beautiful women,” did not like The New York Times asking him if he regrets his GoT rape scene – Just Jared
This example of what a man’s bedroom should look like looks more like the example of the bedroom of a serial killer from the 90s who also uses his room as an anti-feng shui-themed Airbnb rental – Pajiba
Simone Biles has added an Olympic bronze medal to her gigantic pile of medals – ESPN
And the gold medal in serving eye-busting bubble butt goes to Craig MacLean of Scotland – OMG Blog
Two things: 1. American Idol is still on. And 2. It will be on some more because it has been renewed for a 20th season. So evil robot gnome Ryan Seacrest’s reign of terror on network TV continues! – SOW
These Dua Lipa bikini pictures made the Jaws song play in my head because there’s something terrifying in the water. No, not, a man-destroying monster shark. Worse! I’m talking about that dark-sided Ed Hardy-like shirt on Dua Lipa. We do not need the return of Ed Hardy. We’ve already been through enough! – Popoholic
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