Category: 2021 Grammys
Is This (The New) Normal? Notable Looks From The Grammy Awards Red Carpet
Last night, Doja Cat stood in front of the iconic Grammy red carpet backdrop wearing a vomit-colored feather duster for a skirt and her titties hanging out of a motorcycle jacket unzipped to below her navel. The earth is healing. Yes, high fashion fuckery was once again afoot after a year of no-risk, half-assed, low stakes virtual awards ceremonies. This year’s Grammy Awards may have been an essentially meaningless ode to a troublesome industry, but short of receiving a COVID-19 vaccine, seeing a cum-stiffened sheet ghost rearing up to engulf Noah Cyrus from behind, was the only light at the end of the tunnel I needed to see.
Billie Eilish Thinks Her Record Of The Year Win Belongs To Megan Thee Stallion
Billie Eilish isn’t just Gen Z’s favorite moody musician to blast in their room while they consider bullying their stepmom about her side part and skinny jeans. She’s also the newest member of the I Don’t Deserve This Grammy, YOU Do club. Like when Adele told everyone that Beyoncé should have her Album of the Year award. Well, this year’s Beyoncé to Billie’s Adele is Megan Thee Stallion. Actually, Beyoncé also makes a little appearance here too.
Beyoncé Made Grammys History By Winning Her 28th Award, And Blue Ivy Carter Won One Too
Blue Ivy Carter is 9 years old and before yesterday, she was already an NAACP Award winner and a BET Soul Train Award winner. And last night, she became a Grammy winner. Not to be outshone by her own child, Beyoncé also took home a bunch of wins and became the most-awarded female artist and tied for the most-awarded living artist in Grammys history. And now Quincy Jones, who she’s tied with, better watch his back because the Beyhive is going to harass him into giving up a few of his Grammys so their God can take the record!
Taylor Swift Won Album Of The Year For “folklore” At The Grammys
While wearing the shower curtain of somebody’s grandma circa the 1960s (it was Oscar de la Renta), Taylor Swift took home the Album Of The Year award at the 2021 Grammys for her surprise pop-folksy release, folklore. It was the third time she won the Grammy for Album of the Year, and thankfully, Kanye West was nowhere near the Grammys last night, or he may have pulled a repeat of the 2009 MTV VMAS and crashed the stage to let Taylor know that he’s gonna let her finish but his Christian album was the best album of the year (and yeah, it did win Kanye another Grammy that he’ll piss on).
Cardi B And Megan Thee Stallion Brought Their WAPs To The Grammys
The socially-distanced Grammys happened last night and it gave us the driest-possible WAP courtesy of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion. Megan was a big winner last night and after she performed Savage and Body, Cardi joined her onstage as the fingers of the censors shook with nervousness over making sure no X-rated nastiness got through and caused the ears of the innocent children out there to explode! I think Cardi and Megan managed to rap four words of that song and the rest got hit with the censor hammer.
The Weeknd Plans To Boycott The Grammys Forever
Well, there it is! The very last time you’ll hear about The Weeknd getting snubbed by the Grammys because he announced that he refuses to even give them the chance to try it again. On Sunday, the 63rd Annual Grammy Awards will happen, and The Weeknd won’t be a part of it, because his latest album, the critically-acclaimed After Hours, received zero nominations. The Weeknd accused the Recording Academy of corruption and demanded “transparency.” And now The Weeknd is taking that corruption and transparency allegation one step further by declaring he’ll never submit his work for Grammy consideration ever again.