Category: What Are You Doing?

Justin Bieber Was An Oversized Menswear Mess At The Grammys Last Night

April 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Most rich, famous red carpet-going people work with a stylist, which is truly the easiest way to get dressed before a big red carpet event. I could look up the name of the person with which Justin Bieber finds himself before a big event. But based on the look he wore to the 2022 Grammy Awards last night, it’s more fun to assume who Justin’s stylist was. And the easiest guess would be: Someone who didn’t know Justin’s suit size beforehand, ran into an NBA player’s closet on the way to Justin’s house, and screamed, “Oh god, please tell me you have something smaller than a 3XL in here.

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Kanye West Has Officially Changed His Name To Just “Ye”

October 19, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s time to officially say goodbye to the man now formerly known as Kanye Omari West, and say hello to the newest member of the mononymously-named entertainers club, Ye. Madonna. Cher. Beyoncé. Snoopy. Ye. Not short for Yeezy, or Yeezus, just Ye. Kanye filed papers back in August to legally change his name to just Ye, and unlike his other harebrained schemes like becoming President or living in Wyoming or building low-income housing, Ye successfully completed this one!

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The CMA Awards Was A Mask-Less Mess 

November 12, 2020 / Posted by:

It might feel like it was just yesterday that the country music community jacked each other off with an awards show, and that’s because it practically was. The CMT Music Awards happened just a month ago, but the earth’s core will collapse if we don’t get regular sightings of Carrie Underwood slathered in sequins at a country music awards show. Other awards shows, including last month’s CMTs, went virtual, audience-less, and held performances in different places, but that didn’t happen at last night’s CMA Awards. They threw a hillbilly wink at coronavirus by holding that shit indoors, in one place, and with an audience. And before the show even began, several performers had to pull out like a bareback hillbilly who can’t afford another child support check and it was all because of COVID-19.

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Many People Aren’t Happy That Blac Chyna Is Selling Skin Whitening Cream

November 20, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s really too bad that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian didn’t work out, because I can’t think of a more perfect daughter-in-law for Kris Jenner. Look at her shamelessly promoting a problematic line of cosmetics in the name of cashing a check, then getting ten tons of internet attention for her tacky decision to do so?

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