Every time I see Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban bringing the dreaded PDA to whatever event or pap stroll they’re working, I marvel that Keith’s teasingly gradual but inexorable morph into Helen Hunt is almost complete. Soon they will rebrand themselves as two naughty, flaxen-haired, mid-life gayelles riding off into the sunset and opening a used bookshop/fair-trade coffeehouse in Provincetown while looking into the ethics of keeping their own laying hens.
In the meantime, we’re still supposed to see them as a hetero couple unable to keep their hands and other flapping body parts off of each other, so let’s just roll with it. Taste of Country shares that yesterday, June 25, was the couple’s 15th wedding anniversary, and that their extremely fiery lust could not, not, NOT be contained:
Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Got Into It With Another Audience Member At The Sydney Opera House Last Month
Picture it: Australia, January 2021. Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and her 80-year-old mother Janelle Kidman are attending a performance of the operetta The Merry Widow at the Sydney Opera House. The sopranos, contraltos, and castratos opera-sing their little Aussie hearts out, pleased as punch Satine and her flat-iron-side-banged piece are watching. At the end of the show, the audience, including Nicole and Keith, leap to their feet to give the production a standing ovation. Um, big mistake. HUGE. For whatever reason, this move ~scandalized~ the man behind them, and he asked them to sit back down. Keith refused, and then the guy SWATTED Nicole with his program. Excuse me?! I guess he’s just not a fan of Nicole’s seal clapping.
Nicole Kidman’s Publicist Swears She And Keith Urban Are Not Breaking A “Mandatory” Australian Quarantine
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban caught hell recently for flying from Nashville to Australia and avoiding the mandatory coronavirus quarantine of staying in a government-managed hotel. Instead of quarantining in a hotel, they quarantined in their mansion. People shook their heads at that because the government stated that the hotel quarantine is mandatory and very few exceptions will be allowed. Well, Nicole’s rep is denying that she and Keith got around the “mandatory” quarantine and claim total innocence! I don’t know… do we believe it? She wasn’t on a show called Big Little Truths…
Air travel in 2020. It’s for the birds. And mega-rich celebrities who can afford to charter their own private jets. Like Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, who flew from Tennessee to Sydney with their two daughters, Sunday, 12, and Faith, 9.
The Daily Mail says that the rules in the Australian state of New South Wales dictate that (the vast majority of) people traveling from outside the country must quarantine in state-approved hotels for 14 days. But the Kidman-Urbans were granted special permission to self-isolate at home. So, after a health check at the Sydney airport, the family drove to their estate in the Southern Highlands. Continue reading
Dolly Parton is, as always, pure perfection. Her love for all things shiny and tight, makes me miss the CMA red carpets of old. But of course, nostalgia is a big theme in country music, and the red carpet of this year’s CMA Awards is making me nostalgic as hell for a time before Hollywood muscled its way into Nashville and diluted its rugged charm with the likes of Gigi Hadid. WHY WAS SHE THERE?!
If you were to ask me who I thought was the freak in the bedroom, I’d probably point to the one who has never met a deep V-neck he didn’t like and whose hair looks like the clean-up rag after a Saturday shift at a New Jersey balayage salon. But according to Keith Urban, it’s actually Nicole Kidman. Except Nicole might only be a freak in the bedroom, because she recently acted very embarrassed about it all during a radio interview.