In case you’ve been living under a rock the last couple years, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry finally ended their very public feud, cementing their status as legendary feminist icons totally above petty Bad Blood and that Swish Swish, Bish shit. Recently the two have elevated their relationship from “not enemies” to “actually kinda friends”, as evidenced by Taylor sending Katy a hand-embroidered blanket for her three-week-old daughter Daisy Dove Bloom.
This is our fault. We did this to ourselves. At some point we’re going to have to take responsibility for ourselves as a country and accept the premise that it is, in fact, a shit hole ruled by oligarchs, grifters, charlatans, and DJs with Marshmello heads, and hopefully, commit to making the changes necessary to rectify that. Otherwise, all is lost. Even if Forbes’ Celebrity 100: The World’s Highest Paid Celebrities list is a dubious distinction, we have to admit that even if their formula is about as scientifically sound as the teachings of Dianetics, it does say a lot about what we value as a culture. And right now it’s saying we value Kylie Jenner the most. She earned $560 million. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but 2020 will do strange things to a person—Taylor Swift was ROBBED! Last year’s #1 dropped to #25 ($63.5M) and Kanye West scooted into Kylie’s former #2 slot with $170M.
Ever since that Netflix documentary, “Miss Americana”, where Taylor Swift finally decided to join the rest of the pop music world and voice an opinion about the horrible state of the country ever since Donald Trump took over, she has been dragging his expired foundation-covered ass (which probably isn’t easy when your dad is ~allegedly~ a Trump-supporting Republican). Yesterday, Taylor took another swipe at Trump in a series of tweets calling him out for trying to steal the election and his continued attack on the US Postal Service. Expect Trump to call her a “Tayloser” who is not that hot and a has-been in 3..2…
The Swifties Doxxed A Pitchfork Critic Over A “folklore” Review Which Wasn’t Positive Enough For Them
The Swifties are powerful… well at some stuff. They can’t win an election, but they sure can break a music record and harass the hell out of someone! Which is something… But despite huge sales numbers of Taylor Swift‘s new album folklore, the Swifties were unhappy by the reaction of one reviewer. And they took it way past rat emojis this time. They doxxed the poor woman!
I had to do a Google search to see if Taylor Swift had crossed the threshold into her thirties yet because watching the video for her song “cardigan” made me feel like it was a re-imagined scene from Home Alone where Taylor got into her mother’s pillbox and started hallucinating inside of a Ferngully-inspired wet dream. But alas, Peter Pan’s girl-cousin Patrice Pots is back again with more mall music destined to fuel one or two episodes of Riverdale soon. Taylor has also released new merchandise tied to her new folklore album, and one article of clothing caught the eye of Amira Rasool, founder of online retail store The Folklore, who immediately noticed similarities between her company’s logo and one of Taylor’s items.
Taylor Swift fans love to dissect her music and videos for “Easter Eggs” where Taylor reveals something new or exciting. Well after the sudden release of her new album folklore, Taylor fans are worried that the secret she’s spilled is a break-up! That’s right, people who have nothing to do with Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn‘s relationship are very worried that it has ended. But don’t worry, even if Taylor and Joe did break up, folklore has sold so many copies that she can just cry into her money to mend her broken heart. Only people making money during the pandemic are Jeff Bezos and Taylor Swift!