Category: Doja Cat

Kylie Jenner Announces The New Name Of Her Baby Formerly Known As Wolf

January 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Kylie Jenner and her on-and-off-again piece/father of her two kids, Travis Scott, are off again, so he’s probably covered in tons of pussy today (“And that’s different from when he was with her how…?” asked you, making a point). So at the Schiaparelli Lukewarm Mess Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2023 in Paris today, Kylie showed that two tricks can play at the game by partly covering herself with a giant pussy. The other stuffed animals at the Disney store are definitely pouring one out for the poor plushie Mufasa who died just so he could be an accessory on a Kartrashian-DeJENNERate! But before Kylie Jenner delivered an all-cat look at the Schiaparelli show (see: that lion head, her kat klaw nails, and her serving “gassy Garfield trying to keep it sexy” in the face), she announced the replacement name for the baby boy she birthed out a year ago. Kylie and Travis have re-named their second child Aire. As for how you pronounce that, I figured “Aire” is just the exhausted exhale you make after hearing that Kylie Jenner gave her baby a name that sounds like a low-cost airline based in Europe. But according to Kylie herself, it’s simply pronounced AIR.

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Doja Cat Went After Anyone Who Thinks She’s No Longer Fuckable After She Shaved Her Head And Eyebrows

August 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Earlier this year, Doja Cat said that she was done with music, but she certainly hasn’t slowed down on trolling for attention though, and now she’s coming for anyone who thinks that her recently shaved head and eyebrows have rendered her “unfuckable.” Doja took to her chaotic Twitter yesterday to clap back at anyone who doesn’t approve of her new look.

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Doja Cat Showed Off Her New Shaved Head On Instagram Live And Then Shaved Her Eyebrows

August 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Yesterday Doja Cat hopped on Instagram Live and debuted her newly shaved head. Lest you think Doja’s recent feud with the Stranger Things kid triggered a full Britney-in-2007-bald-headed meltdown, think again. The 26-year-old told her Instagram followers that she’s “obsessed” with her new hairdo, she never actually liked having hair, and she hated when her wigs would slide and peel off her head when she worked out. Soon, a fan in the comments asked about Doja’s eyebrows. Doja’s wheels started turning, and she asked viewers if she should shave her eyebrows off right then and there, joking, “Should I do it for clout?” Fans in the comments were divided, but Doja said, “Fuck it, I’m doing it.” And then she did. A woman of her word! Continue reading

Noah Schnapp Says Doja Cat Has Accepted His Apology And Confirms That Will On “Stranger Things” Is Gay

July 15, 2022 / Posted by:

And just like that… the Noah Schnapp and Doja Cat feud is officially over. Great! Now all those “Team Doja/Team Noah 2022″ T-shirts I ordered are completely fucking useless. In case you’ve just awoken from a week-long coma, here’s the gist: 26-year-old Doja DMed 17-year-old Noah to hook her up with his Stranger Things co-star, 29-year-old Joseph Quinn. Noah posted the DMs on TikTok, and Doja got pissed, calling him “socially unaware” and “a whole snake.” A lot of people were Team Noah (and my T-shirt order reflects that); he gained millions of social media followers, and Doja lost 200,000. Yesterday Noah posted a TikTok doing math problems to Doja’s song, “Kiss Me More” (it… makes sense if you’re on TikTok), and in the comments he claimed he apologized to Doja and there are “no hard feelings.” But what does Doja think? In a new interview with Variety, Noah claims Doja officially accepted his apology and apologized right back for how she reacted. Now, this is all fine and good, but who’s gonna pay for the 2,000 T-shirts gathering dust in my garage??

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Noah Schnapp Says That He Apologized To Doja Cat And Everything Is Good Now

July 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week, we bore witness to a hookup attempt that was sloppier than a Taco Bell Mexican Pizza on a Monday at midnight when Stranger Things teen, Noah Schnapp, went on TikTok and revealed (like any 17-year-old would) that Doja Cat asked him via DM to fetch her the digital info of his co-star, Joseph Quinn, because she was somehow too inept at using a search bar to figure it out on her own. Although Noah gave her what she came for, the fact that he didn’t keep it on the low displeased Doja, so she took to TikTok live and said that what Noah did was “snake shit,” “whack” and “socially unaware.” “’Socially unaware’ she says? That’s rich!” replied everyone. But it looks like all’s well that ends well, because Noah says that he apologized to Doja and they’re good now.

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Doja Cat Called Out “Stranger Things” Star Noah Schnapp For Blowing Up Her Spot When He Shared Their DMs About Joseph Quinn

July 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Doja Cat has been having a decent year; she won some Billboard Music Awards and a Grammy, she got to be the warblin’ harbinger of the return of Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza, and she quit vaping so her stank tonsils wouldn’t quit her. What else could she want? Some Stranger Things dick, that’s what. So Doja got to work trying to acquire said dick the best way she knew how: by DMing a teen actor on Instagram to connect her to her (legal) dick of choice. 26-year-old Doja seemingly fancies 29-year-old Joseph Quinn, who plays the role of Eddie Munson in Stranger Things, but Doja couldn’t find Joseph’s socials, so instead she messaged 17-year-old Noah Schnapp (who plays Will Byers on the show and is Joseph’s co-star) to figure out how to contact Joseph. After Doja and Noah’s exchange, Noah shared their private DMs in a since-deleted TikTok without Doja’s permission, leaving her so heated that she took to Instagram Live to give Noah the bizness.

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