Category: Doja Cat
Doja Cat Was Papped Kissing Problematic “Influencer” J. Cyrus
Yesterday, paps caught Doja Cat yachting it up on a yacht down in Los Cabos, Mexico. And she wasn’t just showing off her “hourglass figure in tiny bikini” nearly three months after getting lipo and a breast reduction; she was also making out with some dude. Now, I’ve never seen this guy before, but according to TMZ, he’s J. Cyrus, an actor/comedian/streamer/“influencer” type. And guess what? He’s problematic! SKPop reports that since the yacht make-out pics hit the net, J. Cyrus’ old racist tweets and allegations of harassment have resurfaced.
Because Someone Had To, Doja Cat And Jared Leto Showed Up To The Met Gala As Choupette Lagerfeld
Karl Lagerfeld’s pampered pussy Choupette Lagerfeld was, of course, invited to the Met Gala’s tribute to him. But like other A-listers such as Beyonce and Lady Gaga, Choupette decided to stay her ass at home instead of mingling with lessers. But of course, someone had to represent Choupette at the Met Gala. And Dominique is now a certified SLYCIC because in her post about Choupette turning down an invite to the Met Gala, she guessed that both Jared Leto and Doja Cat would show up in Choupette cosplay, and she was right! But since Jared Leto is a serious method thespian, I’m sure he got into character by lapping up milk and sniffing his own ass (although he’s always doing that).
After Losing Her Verification On Twitter, Doja Cat Says That People With Blue Checks Are “Complete Losers”
The time may be drawing near for Doja Cat to pack up her earthly possessions and return to her home galaxy since her blue check on Twitter is gone. But honestly, I don’t know why she still has an account since she only uses it to curse out her followers after they claimed she looks like Stewie Griffin. And now she’s back again throwing a trough full of shade at EVERYONE who paid for their blue checks, basically calling them losers who don’t understand that the new cool thing is not having a blue check…if you’re famous.
Kylie Jenner Announces The New Name Of Her Baby Formerly Known As Wolf
Kylie Jenner and her on-and-off-again piece/father of her two kids, Travis Scott, are off again, so he’s probably covered in tons of pussy today (“And that’s different from when he was with her how…?” asked you, making a point). So at the Schiaparelli Lukewarm Mess Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2023 in Paris today, Kylie showed that two tricks can play at the game by partly covering herself with a giant pussy. The other stuffed animals at the Disney store are definitely pouring one out for the poor plushie Mufasa who died just so he could be an accessory on a Kartrashian-DeJENNERate! But before Kylie Jenner delivered an all-cat look at the Schiaparelli show (see: that lion head, her kat klaw nails, and her serving “gassy Garfield trying to keep it sexy” in the face), she announced the replacement name for the baby boy she birthed out a year ago. Kylie and Travis have re-named their second child Aire. As for how you pronounce that, I figured “Aire” is just the exhausted exhale you make after hearing that Kylie Jenner gave her baby a name that sounds like a low-cost airline based in Europe. But according to Kylie herself, it’s simply pronounced AIR.
Doja Cat Went After Anyone Who Thinks She’s No Longer Fuckable After She Shaved Her Head And Eyebrows
Earlier this year, Doja Cat said that she was done with music, but she certainly hasn’t slowed down on trolling for attention though, and now she’s coming for anyone who thinks that her recently shaved head and eyebrows have rendered her “unfuckable.” Doja took to her chaotic Twitter yesterday to clap back at anyone who doesn’t approve of her new look.
Doja Cat Showed Off Her New Shaved Head On Instagram Live And Then Shaved Her Eyebrows
Yesterday Doja Cat hopped on Instagram Live and debuted her newly shaved head. Lest you think Doja’s recent feud with the Stranger Things kid triggered a full Britney-in-2007-bald-headed meltdown, think again. The 26-year-old told her Instagram followers that she’s “obsessed” with her new hairdo, she never actually liked having hair, and she hated when her wigs would slide and peel off her head when she worked out. Soon, a fan in the comments asked about Doja’s eyebrows. Doja’s wheels started turning, and she asked viewers if she should shave her eyebrows off right then and there, joking, “Should I do it for clout?” Fans in the comments were divided, but Doja said, “Fuck it, I’m doing it.” And then she did. A woman of her word! Continue reading