Harry Styles sat down with Howard Stern for his SiriusXM radio show and talked about everything you’d talk about while on The Howard Stern Show. Harry got into his ex Taylor Swift writing a song about him, how he bit some of his tongue off while high on shrooms, and his good friend Stevie Nicks. It seems Harry has as many secrets as he does nipples.
You think being single on Valentine’s Day sucks? Try getting robbed at knifepoint. That’s what Harry Styles claimed happened to him this weekend. Don’t worry, he handed over his cash and he and his four nipples are totally fine.
Adele recently posted some pics of herself from a Christmas party posing with The Grinch and many wondered if, instead of Christmas this year, he stole some of Adele because she’s looking a lot skinnier than usual. Now we’ve got some pics of her on vacation (with Harry Styles and James Corden in her immediate area) and yeah, she’s definitely slimmed down. Because no one is satisfied for anyone, be they big, small, green or tall, there’s now talk that Adele looks too skinny. The talk should actually be about Adele possibly getting on a slightly younger guy in an island paradise and how she’s obviously living her Oprah-level best life.
25-year-old Harry Styles released his second album on Friday and you know what that means: publicity time! He’s already baited us gays, I would think quite successfully, with his hot sweaty nipples and his dry nipples. How versatile! Which is also gay! Well Harry did an interview and talked about all these gay shenanigans and swears that he’s not just wearing black lacy Gucci for the stunts of it all–this is who he is.
Harry Styles has taken gay-baiting to a whole new level as he’s pushing his new album. While filling in for James Corden as host of The Late Late Show, Harry and his totally real ex-girlfriend Kendall Jenner played Spill Your Guts Or Fill Your Guts. And to show the gays that he is here to play and we should buy and stream his motherfucking album, he took a room-temperature load of cod nut to the mouth.
Many-nippled wonder Harry Styles was the musical guest and host of this past weekend’s Saturday Night Live, and he wasn’t bad, which is saying a lot considering what usually happens when non-actors host that show. Harry also found time to shade his old One Direction group member, Zayn Malik, in his opening monologue, and inspired many to fill Sara Lee’s Instagram comments with thirstiness. But they’re cool with it.