Category: Pink

Pink Says She’s Going To Stop Sharing Pictures Of Her Kids On Social Media

April 22, 2019 / Posted by:

While sitting on a coach opposite Ellen DeGeneres with a giant screen behind her showing pictures of her kids, Pink vowed not to show pictures of her kids anymore. That part of her life is over, done, finito, completo, it’s canceled. She’s Dana Carvey as George H.W. Bush “not gonna do it, not at this juncture” about it. Pink is tired of people on social media “going in on her” for her parenting choices. So if you want to pick apart Pink’s mothering skills, you better do it at your leisure because she hasn’t gone the extra step to remove any of the pictures or videos she’s already posted. The infamous “pelican picture” that she caught so much flack for is still up there, though she’s turned off the comments on that one. But everything else is free game!

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Semi-Professional Clap Back-er Pink Is Clapping Back At Trolls Over A Picture Of Her Son

April 1, 2019 / Posted by:

When Pink isn’t using her hands to hold onto a trapeze bar while singing upside down 50 feet above a ring of fire with dancers wearing spiked hats busting moves in the middle, she’s using her hands to clap back at tricks for various reasons. Pink clapped back at people saying her husband is a shit parent. Pink clapped back at someone who laughed at her posting a private family dinner pic on Instagram for everyone to see. Pink clapped back at people who let her know they don’t like her political opinions. Pink clapped back at someone who gave her shit for singing at the Super Bowl while having the flu. And Pink clapped back at someone who called her old in the face. The point is that Pink has come down with a case of The Clap more than my down-low parts have. And now Pink is clapping back at messes who went on about circumcision after she posted a picture of her 2-year-old son without his swim diaper on. And if that sentence made you want to clap off the lights and your computer and exit the internet, you ain’t alone. Continue reading

The Celebrities At The “Brit Awards” Came To Party (Party City, That Is)

February 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Advance apologies to our British readers, but I don’t know who any of your “celebrities” are unless they are Dames, Sirs, Katie Price or Idris Elba. I may have no idea who Rita Ora is, but ya’ll sure do know how to put the “F” in Fashion (if the F stands for “fuck is this?”). The Brit Awards, Britain’s equivalent to The Grammys, were last night and apparently, the theme for the red carpet was “Party at Party City“. There were enough pinatas, clown suits, vinyl tablecloths, crepe paper ruffles, and discounted Halloween costumes on display to stock every single party store in Britain for the next millennium. Above is noted (somewhere) fabric sculptor and designer Daniel Lismore, who’s ready to serve as the punch bowl at your next Luau/Red Wedding themed get-together.

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Christina Aguilera Says Pink Was Mean To Her But Denies Ever Taking A Swing At Her

February 1, 2019 / Posted by:

Christina Aguilera was on Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen last night, and during the Plead The Fifth segment, revealed that during the shooting of 2001’s Lady Marmalade video, Pink was a real gitchy-gitchy ya-ya-ya to her. Which might explain the story Pink told during her PT5th with Andy a couple of years back about Christina swinging on her at a club. Naturally, Andy asked Christina to tell her side of that story, but she seems to have come down with a case of Motherhood Onset Amnesia, because she pivoted away from the question. She gave a vague denial but did say that Pink used to intimidate her on the set of Lady Marmalade. So if she had tried to swing at her, there would have been motive.

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Carey Hart Has Threatened To Shoot California Wildfire Looters

November 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Reports estimate that the California wildfires are only about 35 to 40% contained, with some evacuees able to return home. The lucky ones get to come home to houses that still look like houses instead of still-smoking charred remainsTMZ says that the Woolsey wildfires forced Pink and her husband Carey Hart out of their Malibu home a few days ago, and they’ve since been able to return. And after returning, Carey has formed a neighborhood militia that will shoot anyone trying to loot his neighborhood.

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Pink Has Postponed Shows Because Of A Gastric Virus, Not Because She Wants To Go To The Beach

August 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Pink’s Beautiful Trauma tour was scheduled to perform eight shows in Sydney at the beginning of August, but she’s had to cancel a few of them due to a gastric virus. The only problem is, those same ticket-holders have also been skeptical about Pink’s reason for bailing. Some think Pink has been playing hooky with her kids at the beach.

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