What should’ve been the second coming of “the roaring 20s” has instead mostly been “the cacophonous burrito of hesitant coughing and crying 20s” as it seems like life continues to get more complicated and disappointing for many of us, and our best and brightest dropping like flies has been one of the common plights of this era. It’s been tough to keep track of who died when since 2020-2022 has seemed like one long-ass year of grief, but it was only this past August that we lost one of the greats, Olivia Newton-John, who had bravely battled breast cancer for decades. And last night, the American Music Awards took a three-minute break from enthusiastically lapping at Taylor Swift’s b-hole so Pink could sing one of Olivia’s most loved songs, “Hopelessly Devoted To You,” in her honor.
Pink Went Off On Rolling Stone Magazine For Snubbing Her From A List Of The 25 Best Grammys Performances
Pink has performed numerous times at the Grammys over the years, but in one of Rolling Stone‘s articles–“The 25 Greatest Grammy Performances of All Time”–Pink was not mentioned once! So she roasted Rolling Stone in their comments section and now it’s news, so people are going to look for the list and click on it. Meaning, that Rolling Stone probably won this one thanks to Pink!
People says that 42-year-old Pink announced on her Instagram page that she had endured a hip break and was going through a “brutal” recovery from her surgery. I, for one, am stunned that the woman who is constantly swinging from the got-damn ceiling like she’s Spider-Man high on a bender has broken a bone.
Piper Rockelle is a 4-year-old YouTuber with over 8 million subscribers on YouTube and almost 5 million Instagram followers–and I just heard about her for the first time today. But Pink knows about Piper and wondered when parents are going to stop exploiting children. Um, probably when exploiting their children stops making a profit for them. But Piper heard about this and decided to defend herself and her family from Pink’s claims, saying she’s not an exploited child.
Pink Offered To Pay The Fine That The Norwegian Women’s Handball Team Received For Breaking The Bikini Dress Code
Last week the Norwegian women’s beach handball team got in official shit for wearing “improper clothing” in a match against Spain. No, this has nothing to do with the Olympics; the team was playing in the European Beach Handball Championships, which is run by the European Handball Federation (EHF). The EHF’s dress code states that female teams must play in sports bra-style tops and bikini bottoms (even though the men’s handball teams get to wear tanks and full shorts). At the beginning of the tournament, the Norwegian women petitioned to ditch the bikini bottoms and wear the shorts they train in, but the EHF threatened them with fines or disqualification. But by the time they made it to the bronze medal game against Spain (which they lost, oops), the ladies decided enough was enough. They wore shorts in protest of the dress code and were fined 1,500 euros (about $1,700).
Pink read this story, looked at all the cash, diamonds, and gold bars stacked in various corners of her mansion, and tweeted that she’d be happy to pay the team’s fines. She added that the EHF are the ones that should be fined, for sexism!
Pink Brought Her Daughter Out To Perform And Do Circus Tricks During Her Billboard Music Awards Performance
During last night’s 2021 Billboard Music Awards, Pink received The Icon Award. And so clearly she had to hit the stage and stunt hard; this time bringing along her 9-year-old daughter, Willow, for an air-bending acrobatic performance of their song Cover Me in Sunshine. Normally hanging your kid upside from the ceiling is bad parenting, but this time it’s very cool!