Category: Carrie Underwears

Carrie Underwood Threw Luke Bryan A Side-Eye After He Made An Aaron Rodgers Joke At The Country Music Awards

November 11, 2021 / Posted by:

In August, Carrie Underwood liked an anti-mask tweet, which, of course, made people think that she’s against mask mandates. And after NFL player Aaron Rodgers got shit left and right for lying about being vaccinated, Carrie’s husband, former NHL player Mike Fisher, wrote a lengthy defense of him. So when Luke Bryan made a joke at Aaron Rogers’ expense regarding vaccinations, Carrie Underwood was spotted giving some intense side-eye. Damn, the last time she gave someone cut eye this hard she dug her key into the side of their pretty, little suped-up four-wheel drive!

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The CMA Awards Was A Mask-Less Mess 

November 12, 2020 / Posted by:

It might feel like it was just yesterday that the country music community jacked each other off with an awards show, and that’s because it practically was. The CMT Music Awards happened just a month ago, but the earth’s core will collapse if we don’t get regular sightings of Carrie Underwood slathered in sequins at a country music awards show. Other awards shows, including last month’s CMTs, went virtual, audience-less, and held performances in different places, but that didn’t happen at last night’s CMA Awards. They threw a hillbilly wink at coronavirus by holding that shit indoors, in one place, and with an audience. And before the show even began, several performers had to pull out like a bareback hillbilly who can’t afford another child support check and it was all because of COVID-19.

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The Red Carpet Looks At The American Music Awards Were Messy But Fun

November 25, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s not that the Grammys are for your parents, the Grammys are your parents. Old, strict, self-serious, adore Adele, and are prone to making arbitrary decisions like letting JLo perform a Motown medley. Just ask Halsey who basically yelled at them “you’re not the boss of meduring her acceptance speech last night at the American Music Awards. The AMAs are your cool, twice-divorced aunt who taught you how to french inhale and has a lover in Madrid who she visits every Spring. As such, she’s a lot more fun. But unlike your parents who actually clothe, house, and feed your ungrateful ass, her gifts are frivolous and tacky. But fun! That dynamic was reflected in the red carpet looks from last night’s AMAs. Risks were taken. Choices were made. For example, OG fun aunt Christina Aguilera showed up looking like a goddamn snack. A saltine cracker, specifically. Which is a shame because believe me, most of the people there were already very, very thirsty.

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Hollywood Reared Its Ugly Head On The CMA Awards Red Carpet

November 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Dolly Parton is, as always, pure perfection. Her love for all things shiny and tight, makes me miss the CMA red carpets of old. But of course, nostalgia is a big theme in country music, and the red carpet of this year’s CMA Awards is making me nostalgic as hell for a time before Hollywood muscled its way into Nashville and diluted its rugged charm with the likes of Gigi Hadid. WHY WAS SHE THERE?!

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Miranda Lambert Showed Up To The ACM Awards With Her Shiny New Husband

April 8, 2019 / Posted by:

There was plenty of opportunity for some good old fashioned country music drama last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards (the ACMs, which are not to be confused with the CMAs, the other white meat of country music awards shows), but there was nary a whiff of grain alcohol-soaked card cheatin’, man stealin’, hair pullin’, cussin’ and a’fightin’, and hootin’-n-’hollerin’ at the event. The only scandal worth tellin’ a mule happened on the red carpet when Miranda Lambert, the savior of country drama, showed up looking like the cat who chicken fried the canary and ate it with a side of grits . She brought her new husband Brendan McLoughlin with her.

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The Fashion At The Country Music Awards Wasn’t Rhinestoney Enough

November 15, 2018 / Posted by:

These country music stars are just not wilin’ out like they used to. This year’s red carpet at the Country Music Association Awards was tamer ‘enna a mule caught a nibblin’ in the marijuana patch. In fact, the only person on the red carpet to go full Nudie was the yodeling Walmart kid, who I guess is country famous now. You know, I yodeled in a Walmart once and never got invited to the CMAs. Of course I was yodeling through there with a quickness and headed straight for the bathroom; road-trip coffee diarrhea is nothing to joke about. For the most part, the ladies kept it simple with selections from the Gunne Sax prom collection, and the gentleman chose one or two items from the Sheplers catalog and paired them with black jeans. Of course, there were a few stand-out looks.

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