Flying commercially is often already an exasperating experience at its core–there’s usually at least one child screaming, the pungent scent of onion sweat permeates the air, and inevitably, someone nearby decided to stop at an airport kiosk to acquire a stank tuna salad sandwich with a side of extra CRONCHY Doritos to slowly savor for the full duration from boarding to landing, until they’ve finally finished indulging just in time to have their hands free to clap for the pilot satisfactorily executing their job. Kacey Musgraves recently had a negative flight experience that went above and beyond the normal annoyances; however, it didn’t involve her fellow passengers, it was instead a flight crew member who made her feel uneasy.
Kacey Musgraves’ new album has been snubbed! Not completely but a little bit, as Entertainment Weekly says that her newest release, Star-Crossed, will not be eligible for the 2022 Grammys’ Country Album category and instead will be able to compete as Best Pop Vocal Album. GASP! The country community is in a tizzy (maybe?) and Kacey has responded on social media. I guess our “Yee-haw! Princess” is now a “Yee-huh? Princess.”
Kacey Musgraves was the musical guest on the 47th season premiere of Saturday Night Live, which aired last Saturday. The show was hosted by Owen Wilson but the real headline-grabber was Miss Kacey who sang her song Justified from her new album Star-Crossed completely naked. So yeah, if her hand slipped while strumming her guitar, she could’ve strummed her down-low part instead.
As the state of Texas has been struggling under extreme weather conditions and a failing power grid, proud Texan Beyoncé has been shipping warm winter clothing for those in need. Just yesterday, Reese Witherspoon posted a picture of an “Icy Park” drop she got from Beyoncé which included a metallic, copper-look puffer coat from Ivy Park x Adidas’s new winter line. But because Beyoncé isn’t 2021’s most colossal asshole, her BeyGood foundation is also helping Texans with disaster relief. Obviously, 2021’s most colossal asshole (to date) is Ted Cruz who thought it would be a good idea to abandon his constituents in the midst of one of the worst natural and man-made disasters in the state’s history to jet off to the Ritz-Carlton resort in Cancun only to turn right around and blame the ill-advised trip on his kids. And unfortunately for Ted, while they are verifiable disasters of epic proportions, his life, career, wardrobe, haircut, beard, and face don’t qualify for BeyRelief.
Open Post: Hosted By Kacey Musgraves Maybe Playing Vanessa In Disney’s Live-Action “The Little Mermaid”
It’s time for another casting update regarding Disney’s live-action adaptation of The Little Mermaid, a film that feels like it’s been in the works basically since Ariel was nothing but a cluster of fish eggs. We’ve got Ariel (Chloe x Halle’s Halle Bailey), a Prince Eric (Jonah Hauer-King), Ursula, (Melissa McCarthy), Scuttle (Awkwafina), Sebastian (Daveed Diggs), and King Triton (Javier Bardem). And according to sources, Disney has reportedly offered the role of vindictive, schemer Vanessa to Kacey Musgraves.
Kacey Musgraves, everybody’s favorite pot-smokin’, yee-haw-ing, disco-Barbie-cowgirl (and when I say everybody, I mean gays and their moms) is getting a divorce from her husband of two and a half years, singer/songwriter Ruston Kelly. Yep, turns out being a country singer living in the shadows of your much more famous wife probably caused some tension. Either that or Kacey got tired of red carpet photographers constantly yelling at Ruston to get out of the way. Whatever the reason is, Kacey is now free to lasso twinks in the village and then go do Patrón shots and karaoke with them until 5 am.