Category: Tish Cyrus

Tish Cyrus Has Filed For Divorce From Billy Ray Cyrus After 28 Years Of Marriage

April 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus’ parents Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus truly seemed like a match made in yee-haw heaven. If Billy Ray & Tish aren’t the perfect names to be airbrushed on a $19.99 white Walmart sweatshirt during Daytona Beach spring break, I don’t know what is. But sadly, their love story is closing in on its final chapter because Tish Cyrus just filed for divorce from Billy Ray Cyrus after 28 years of marriage.

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Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus’ New House (Designed By Mom) As Seen In Architectural Digest

April 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus’ new house (her last house was destroyed 2018 Malibu wildfires), designed by her momager Tish Cyrus, is featured in Architectural Digest. Imagine if Ellie May Clampett and Jethro Bodine from The Beverly Hillbillies got hitched (yes I know they’re related) and had a baby and then that baby grew up to be a world-famous pop star. That’s pretty much what happened and now we get an inside look at Miley’s “rock and roll” inspired “six-bedroom, seven-bathroom, 6,800-square-foot Southern California retreat.” Think Bella Thorne’s Trippy Twins Funhouse but with an unlimited budget and a live-in housekeeper, and you pretty much got the picture. And I’m embarrassed to report, I don’t hate it.

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Is This (The New) Normal? Notable Looks From The Grammy Awards Red Carpet

March 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Last night, Doja Cat stood in front of the iconic Grammy red carpet backdrop wearing a vomit-colored feather duster for a skirt and her titties hanging out of a motorcycle jacket unzipped to below her navel. The earth is healing. Yes, high fashion fuckery was once again afoot after a year of no-risk, half-assed, low stakes virtual awards ceremonies. This year’s Grammy Awards may have been an essentially meaningless ode to a troublesome industry, but short of receiving a COVID-19 vaccine, seeing a cum-stiffened sheet ghost rearing up to engulf Noah Cyrus from behind, was the only light at the end of the tunnel I needed to see.

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Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus’ Video For “Mother’s Daughter”

July 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus is fighting to show you how socially aware she is. Her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus is out here helping gay black guys get to #1 on the charts, while she’s still apologizing for picking up and dropping black culture at her own leisure. Well Miley isn’t about to lose this fight. She didn’t make that extremely woke video for Nothing Breaks Like A Heart just to be cast-aside by the Social Justice Warrior crowd. Nope!

She’s back and this time she’s raising awareness about women. Mothers: some of them have daughters, amirite?

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Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Probably Got Hitched Last Night

December 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Roasted possum, moonshine burps, and eternal hillbilly love (which strangely enough, also smells like moonshine burps) were in the air in Franklin, Tennessee last night. Because either Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got married in a casual wedding at home, or they decided to take advantage of the slow ass Christmas “news” week by fucking with us. But all signs point to them getting hitched, and I’m sure many a Cyruses are wondering why a wedding went down when Miley doesn’t look she’s got a stage 4 CASE OF THE BABIES and they didn’t hear the sound of a shotgun.

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