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Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Leaving His New Catchphrase On A Fan’s Lawn

July 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Keanu Reeves seems like the nicest man in Hollywood. And you never read about him doing anything stupid except sitting sadly on benches which is stupid of him because he’s so beloved. Keanu’s new catchphrase, as a result of an amusing moment at a video game industry tradeshow appearance, is now “YOU’RE BREATHTAKING!” This plays into the following.

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Miranda Lambert’s Husband Brendan Mcloughlin Has Taken A Leave Of Absence From The NYPD

July 20, 2019 / Posted by:

People are going to accuse Brendan McLoughlin of letting himself become a lazy, pampered trophy husband to country superstar wife Miranda Lambert because he’s taken leave from his job at the NYPD. Pampered? No sir! He does laundry. And has to maintain those abs so Miranda’s aggressive vagine doesn’t get restless. That’s work! Plus, it’s way less dangerous than being a cop unless he somehow mixes the bleach wrong and creates chlorine gas and asphyxiates himself.

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“Game of Thrones” Cast Members Addressed Fan Backlash Over The Final Season

July 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Game of Thrones is over. That is, it’s over until the upcoming prequel series renders the offices of non-watchers completely annoying on Monday mornings once again. But the series ending doesn’t mean that the subset of GoT fans who despised the final season so much that they created a damn petition to have it redone have ceased frothing at the collective mouth. Some of the cast appeared at the GoT panel at fanperson mecca San Diego Comic-Con and addressed the backlash.

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Free A$AP Rocky: Trump Claims He’s On It After Talking To Kanye West

July 20, 2019 / Posted by:

There’s been further developments in the “Free A$AP Rocky from Sweden” saga. Kanye West used HIS PERSONAL HOTLINE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE (!!!) to get Trump in on getting A$AP Rocky out of a Swedish jail, where he’s been held for weeks without being charged with a crime. In a related matter, rapper/producer G-Eazy tweeted about his feeling that his own experience with Swedish law enforcement differed greatly from A$AP’s due to the varying amounts of melanin in their skin.

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Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Might Quickly Marry Since They’re Both Officially Divorced Now

July 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Amazon founder and god of money Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez are reportedly thinking of getting married right away since both of their divorces are now finalized. Lauren better be doing everything short of claiming she’s dying and it would mean so much to her to get that ring on her finger and make it official. Look at how his last wife made out!

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