RuPaul hosted SNL last night and they did a sketch where Mama Ru tries to make Pete Davidson’s monosyllabic “Chad” character into the world’s next superstar drag queen. It was cute?
Prince Harry and wife Meghan Markle made their first public appearance in the States since the Sussexodus in Miami on Thursday night at the JP Morgan Daycamp for Billionaires thing. Meghan introduced Harry, Harry made a speech, and they reportedly made $500,000 for it. As a side-bonus, Page Six reports that the two were later spotted having din-din with mythical centaur A-Rod and his fiancee, a fresh-off-the-pole-at-the-Super Bowl Jennifer Lopez. All of that fame in one room! How did the canapes not burst into flame?
For those of you who at least got the decency of a “this isn’t working for me” *sad emoji**broken heart emoji**vomit emoji* text from the person who dumped you that one time, you can imagine the gratitude Pamela Anderson, 52, must have felt when Jon Peters, 74, sent her a similar one announcing their 11-day marriage was over. You other bitches can scoff but at least he didn’t ghost her ass and merely send the divorce papers over with no explanation! US Weekly reports that Jon sent Pammy a heartfelt text explaining why he couldn’t be her husband anymore shortly after their secret wedding.
Lori Loughlin (aka Aunt Becky to the educated amongst you) and husband Mossimo Giannulli are claiming that the U.S. Attorney is evil and withheld evidence that proved that the alleged trophy kid parents from hell are totally and completely innocent of their part in the college admissions scandal! In response, the U.S. Attorney snapped open its fan, pursed its lips, and provided Lori and Moss with a respite from the glaring sun with some beautiful shade. Who knew that the U.S. Attorney was a gloriously snarky bitch who would fit right in at Dlisted’s comments section? (God, I’m going to miss this place.)
Happy Super Bowl Sunday! I live in Boston, so it’s more like “EFF YOU, I HATE ALL OF YOU!” Sunday for a lot of people ’round here. Seriously, some Bostonians just can’t accept that we didn’t make it this year. As a consolation prize, Jason Momoa’s Super Bowl commercial for Rocket Mortgage features him in a bathtub.
One of the cringier moments this past fall was watching 63-year-old OG badass bitch Linda Hamilton get smacked around in crashing planes, thrown by cyborgs onto concrete, and stuck underwater in cars in Terminator: Dark Fate for ok reviews and a crappy box office take in what looked like a whole lot of chances to injure herself. This is not me being ageist. I’m younger than Linda and it takes me three days to recover from a hangover now, so one can only imagine how her body’s feeling after that shoot and then seeing the so-so box office performance. Linda Hamilton herself recently said that she’s pretty much done playing Sarah Conner, like she’s pretty much done (for now) playing with other people’s genitals. In fact, she says she’s very happy about it, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Hell, stunts aside, you try actually emoting with a scene partner like Ahnuld.