Category: Phoebe Bridgers
Are You There, Music Labels? It’s Ryan Adams, Begging For His Career Back
There was a time when Ryan Adams was merely a name that had people asking, “Wait, which guitar-playing Adams is that again?“. Currently, he’s one-half of the question, “Wait, which problematic guitar-playing Adams is that again?“. The answer of course is, he’s the one who was accused of messaging a 14-year-old girl on Twitter. Quite a few music industry types stopped answering Ryan’s calls after he was outed as a person who allegedly needs to brush up on the ins and outs of the age of consent. But Ryan would like them to start picking up his calls again! Please? Ryan has spoken out on Instagram about his industry time-out, and he asks – won’t anyone give poor Ryan a job?
Is This (The New) Normal? Notable Looks From The Grammy Awards Red Carpet
Last night, Doja Cat stood in front of the iconic Grammy red carpet backdrop wearing a vomit-colored feather duster for a skirt and her titties hanging out of a motorcycle jacket unzipped to below her navel. The earth is healing. Yes, high fashion fuckery was once again afoot after a year of no-risk, half-assed, low stakes virtual awards ceremonies. This year’s Grammy Awards may have been an essentially meaningless ode to a troublesome industry, but short of receiving a COVID-19 vaccine, seeing a cum-stiffened sheet ghost rearing up to engulf Noah Cyrus from behind, was the only light at the end of the tunnel I needed to see.
Ryan Adams Is Being Investigated By The FBI For Soliciting Sexual Communication With A Minor
Prayers up for Bryan Adams who, as far as we know, has done nothing to warrant people all over the country smashing their 45’s of Summer of 69 over their knee. Because of that damn B, he’s always getting confused with singer/songwriter/alleged R.Kelly wannabe Ryan Adams who has just had his most recent album pulled by Universal Music Group in light of a New York Times investigation that alleges he solicited “explicit communications with an underage fan”. Additionally, according to Vulture, his ex-wife Mandy Moore, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers, and “several other female musicians” have accused him on sexual misconduct and abuse.