Tonight is the Golden Globes and Miranda Lambert, while not nominated for Best Song or anything, IS posting clips of her former NYPD cop husband Brendan McLoughlin with his tits out in the kitchen. I’d much rather watch that than the GGs, thank you. That smug Ricky Gervais mugging for the camera after mocking transgender people or hot ex-cop, country star’s kept guy nipples? You don’t need a decision engine for this one.
Here’s Miranda’s post:
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Happy 2020 y’all! This is our last Friday night off for a bit! Starting rehearsals for the #Wildcard tour with @codyjohnson and @lancomusic Kicking off on 1/16 in Tupelo MS! See y’all out there! House husband shirtless promo volume 4. #sweetchildofmine #nocougarjokesplease😂 #wildcard #wildcardtour (P.S. who looks like this after holidays in Texas? We ate a $hit ton of Tex Mex. WTH? )
Hollywood Life reports that Miranda’s going on tour to support her new Wildcard album and this was obviously a clever way to sell some tickets. She’s used her hubby for promotion before. Will Brendan be backup dancing? I’d probably go and I couldn’t name you one Miranda Lambert song.
Miranda Lambert, 36, presents “House husband shirtless promo volume 4”: AKA, yet another shirtless video of her husband Brendan McLoughlin, 29. This time, the NYPD officer was cooking in their kitchen, with a noticeable six — no, eight-pack — in full view as he handled a pan and spatula. Miranda had a serious question for fans after sharing the video from her Nashville, Tennessee home on Jan. 3: “P.S. who looks like this after holidays in Texas? We ate a $hit ton of Tex Mex. WTH? ”
The answer, Miranda, is that he’s still in his 20s and is also being sugar-momma-ed so whenever he’s not in the kitchen cooking for you in just a jockstrap, he’s probably taking advantage of the Planet Fitness you probably have installed in your mansion. Duh.