Amazon woman acting icon Alison Janney appeared on The Drew Barrymore yesterday, and she talked about the new ‘do that she revealed on Instagram last year. It’s gray, it’s short, it’s easy, breezy, beautiful. Allison explained that she was over hair color and wearing extensions, wigs, and hairpieces. Now she’s free! Freeee!
There are people out there, I’m sure, who would prepare for a kiss with Allison Janney by exhaling into a cupped hand to make sure they don’t have donkey ass breath, which might be following up with a text to their closest friends bragging, “Guess who’s about to kiss CJ from The West Wing?” So this story will surely dredge up feelings of shock and insult to those people. Allison Janney recently revealed that she once had a scene partner who boldly requested she de-germ her mouth by covering her lips in Neosporin before a kissing scene.
I don’t know which Project Runway reject fucked up the Overstock.com bedsheet challenge this badly either. And to think, we were so worried about Lizzo getting her juice all over the folding chairs at The Staples Center, we forgot to worry about potential coochie-contact with the upholstered seats at the Shrine Auditorium. However, Sarah Hyland’s short and confusing floral 4th of July bunting skirt was an outlier. For the most part, the outfits on display at last night’s Screen Actors’ Guild Awards were a lot more conservative, ranging from the tiered ruffles and billowy chiffon of a modest religious sect, to tailored suits. On ladies! Hollywood is confusing.
Last Year’s Best Supporting Actress Oscar Winner Allison Janney Will Not Present At This Year’s Ceremony
I hope you’ve been keeping track of all the losses this year’s Academy Awards have taken but just in case you’ve forgotten; No host. Confusion with the song nominees. And now, according to one of last year’s winners, Allison Janney, she has not been asked to present the Best Supporting Actor Oscar and she’s disappointed about it. Just cancel this shit and go back to bed, Academy.
There was lots of glamour, color, and levity on display on the red carpet for last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards. And I’m going to go ahead and give all the credit to Judith Light. Judith set the tone, and everybody else did their level best to match her energy. There was probably a panicked buzz of “Judith Light, Judith Light, Judith Light” spreading among Hollywood stylists when they realized she was going to be there, forcing everyone to step up their game. Nobody quite got there, but they tried and that’s what counts. Ultimately, posing through Christian Siriano-made polka dots the size of dinner plates, Judith put all the kids on blast. If Judith wanted to be a real pal, she should have given a posing tutorial before the red carpet. Some people could really have used the help (see after the cut).
It’s a bit redundant to say so, because aren’t all award shows just an excuse for fashion houses to clean out their local Fabric Barn and send a famous person down the carpet in more material than a 1980s canopy bed set? But the Emmys did see a lot of by-the-yardage last night, like on Jessica Biel, who said yes to a white Ralph & Russo dress. If you think Jessica and Justin Timberlake look like they stopped by the Emmys on their way to appearing on the top of a wedding cake, you’re not the only one.