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The Coroner’s Report Reveals Anne Heche Was Not Under The Influence At The Time Of Her Death

December 7, 2022 / Posted by:

After Anne Heche died in a car wreck back in August, it was speculated at the time she may have been under the influence of controlled substances. But now a new report reveals Anne wasn’t intoxicated. She may have had traces of the bad shit in her system from prior nights of partying, but as far as it contributed to the fatal car wreck, the coroner’s report determined that wasn’t the case.

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Whoopi Goldberg Has A Clause In Her Will That Stops Anyone From Trying To Make An Unauthorized Biopic About Her Life

December 7, 2022 / Posted by:

One of the reasons I never watch The View is because, eventually, their constant bickering transforms into The Real Housewives of Metamucil. But sometimes the topics take a sharp turn into random territory, which apparently happened during a segment where co-host Sunny Hostin let Whoopi Goldberg know she will be celebrated while playing patty cake with Jesus in the afterlife. But when the subject of films about her life and career came up, Whoopi immediately shut that down by saying, “NOPE!” because there’s no way anyone can get away with that without speaking to her family first.

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Great American Family Actor Neal Bledsoe Has Left The Network After Candace Cameron-Bure’s “Traditional Marriage” Comments

December 6, 2022 / Posted by:

This year for Christmas there will be gallons of coal piled into Candace Cameron-Bure‘s stocking because Santa has placed her on the permanent Naughty list. Last month Candace reminded everyone she burns rainbow flags to warm her cold heart by stating there will never be an LGBTQ-themed offering on her new home for crappy Christmas movies, Great American Family. In the aftermath, many people removed their earrings and threw haymakers in her direction for being such a pious prude. And now, one of GAF’s actors, Neal Bledsoe, has packed his belongings and left the network entirely to stand with the LGBTQ+ community. Why he joined the network in the first place is beyond me, but okay!

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Elon Musk Made The Short List For Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year

December 6, 2022 / Posted by:

As we all prepare to buy gifts we know we can’t afford, the richest person in the world, Elon Musk, is crying tears of joy and dabbing at his eyes with million-dollar bills after once again being added to the shortlist for Time Magazine’s Person of the Year. Or, perhaps he’s just crying because when he graced the cover last year, he wasn’t in the process of murdering Twitter with his ridiculous antics. Honestly, I don’t think he should have made the list in the first place because he’s a self-destructive demon.

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Open Post: Hosted By Subway’s Limited-Edition Footlong Cookies

December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Everyone knows the sandwiches at Subway are absolutely subpar. They’re basically lettuce mountains with extra bread, a little bit of meat and a whisper of cheese. Yummy! However, their cookies are the best thing on the menu, which is ironic since they’re probably one of the unhealthiest things they have to offer(which is why they’re so delicious). And now Subway wants to fully capitalize on the fact their cookies are the real star by offering a whole footlong of sweetness with a new line of 12-inch cookies.

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Ashanti Says That A Predatory Producer Demanded Shower Sex In Exchange For Her Recordings, Or She’d Have To Pay Up

December 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Ashanti has magically appeared from the depths of the late aughts to remind us who she is; it’s time for a dark tale from the industry. Recently, Ashanti appeared on the early morning tea party known as The Breakfast Club to pour a cup of piping hot sleaze for all the listeners. Apparently, at some point during her career, Ashanti and an unnamed producer were working together on a few songs. After the tracks were completed, Ashanti attempted to give him a quick high five before running out the door to sing a few more songs J. Lo could take credit for (we haven’t forgotten!). But the producer had other plans in mind when he requested they both take a shower together or she would have to pay for the tracks.

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