It’s a sad state of affairs when people go around stealing toilets. I don’t care if it’s regular porcelain or, in this case, made out of 100% solid gold; it’s still a damn toilet. People do all kinds of nasty shit (literally) inside of them so you’d have to be a desperate bitch to run off with someone’s shitter. Especially one that was placed inside of a historic monument.
I am eagerly awaiting all of the West children’s Mommie Dearest tell-all in about ten years, because I can only imagine the amounts of fuckery they experience on a daily basis. First off their father, Kanye West, truly does believe he’s Jesus and probably gives them their meals like it’s Communion. Then you have their mother, Kim Kardashian, who would surely turn to stone if anyone ever caught her not looking like porn’s answer to Morticia Addams. And these are the beauty standards she’s already placing on their eldest daughter, North, because according to Kanye, he wants Kim to stop slapping their 6-year-old child’s face with makeup immediately.
I realize that Halloween is quickly approaching, and after the long, balmy Hot Girl Summer, I can only imagine how many women will be quick to throw on ass-less chaps and tight titty tops to recreate the magic that is Megan Thee Stallion as their costume of choice. Apparently, Ashanti‘s calendar app must be broken, because she must think it’s already time to break out her costume. And one Twitter user immediately pulled out the shame bell to let Ashanti know that this ain’t the look for her. However, Ashanti’s fans aren’t here for any of that mess. And they immediately came to her defense.
If you’re anything like me, your high school experience was trash. And I’m not talking about the actual “education” part. I’m talking about being a dork back when it wasn’t cool. There was a time when being outside of the norm guaranteed you a seat at the Loser Table. But things aren’t like that at one high school that encourages everyone to let their inner geek fly out loud and proud.
In the world of celebrity rap beefs, one of the most bitter wars has taken place between bootylicious rappers Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. Their feud has brought on headline after headline after headline after headline after headline.
Well, as entertaining as that messiness is, apparently they may have both been pulling our dicks. Because according to boy-next-door lyricist Chance The Rapper, their beef is all smoke, mirrors, and lies.
It’s been over a decade since the tragedy which claimed multiple members of Jennifer Hudson’s family, and after she had appeared to find real love with wrestler David Otunga, he body slammed all of her hopes and dreams by being a complete deadbeat. To make matters worse, their ongoing custody battle made both of them look like they were playing a nasty game of Tug-O-War with their son David Jr. as the rope. So naturally, JHud has resorted to all types of ways to make herself feel better. And one of her vices, diamond bracelets, is now being referred to as her “slavery scars” by none other than Jennifer herself.