2020 has already gone off the rails, and it really went off the rails when one of the cutest mascots in the world turned into Ronda Rousey and started beating on a female security guard. Honestly, nobody knows how, or why, this happened but the fact remains there was a messy incident that took place between an unauthorized Minnie Mouse and a female security guard on the Las Vegas strip, which probably caused Disney+ subscriptions to increase since they apparently want to take Minnie in a new direction this decade.
In keeping up with his brand of absolute nonsensicalness, Kanye West apparently wants a white dude to portray him in his biopic that everybody definitely wants to see. And the white dude he wants to portray him is Danny McBride. And Danny is down to take on the role. ScarJo must be pissed!
Note to anyone planning on nominating Taylor Swift for any kind of award: If she ain’t winning, she ain’t coming! At least that’s what Page Six claims as the reason why Taylor stayed far away from this year’s Grammys. But now there are conflicting reports that are calling these allegations bogus, though the majority of folks are all probably thinking to themselves, “Yeah, that sounds like some shit she’d do”
Jessica Simpson is out there selling her memoir, Open Book, and she’s already been open about being sober, how her relationship to John Mayer caused her to pick up the bottle, and how reality TV did what reality TV does: destroy marriages. And about that marriage that reality TV destroyed, Jessica says that after she divorced Nick Lachey, she treated herself to a lip lockin’ session with Justin Timberlake that ended very badly.
Kelis’ first album Kaleidoscope sold at least 416,000 copies, and her second album Wanderland didn’t do nearly as well (it sold 17,000 copies in the UK). Both albums were produced by The Neptunes. Kelis’ third album Tasty, which The Neptunes also produced, was her biggest seller thanks to Milkshake. But while Kelis’ milkshake was bringing all the boys to the yard, one of those boys wasn’t Pharrell Williams with a check for the profits from her other albums. Kelis claims that The Neptunes, Pharrell and Chad Hugo, paid her nothing for her first two albums.
Charlie Hunnam Is Sorry For Hurting His Girlfriend Morgana McNelis’ Feelings With The Crap He Said About Marriage
Charlie Hunnam once admitted to ghosting his girlfriend of over ten years fourteen years Morgana McNelis while shooting The Lost City of Z, because he wanted to focus on his ART! So he’s obviously a major romantic, and proved that again during an interview when he told everyone that Morgana is hard up for marriage and he’s “eh” about the whole thing but will do it if he has to. But don’t take the award for biggest romantic away from Justin Bieber and give it to Charlie just yet, because Charlie is now saying that what he said was stupid and not his true thoughts. Something tells me that even his thrusting muscly ass couldn’t get him out of the dog house with Morgana.