We all know that Ariana Grande tends to say and do stupid shit. It’s almost a guarantee that at some point during the year she’s going to piss somebody off, yet this time she’s probably even surprised herself. During a brief moment of sheer insanity, she and her BFF Doug Middlebrook decided to have a quick giggle in front of everyone about JonBenet Ramsey and decided that a JonBenet costume would be the perfect Halloween costume.
Open Post: Hosted By Some Of The “Real Housewives” Paying Tribute To Plastic Surgery In An Ad For Fiber One
I can’t stand when celebrities pretend they’ve never had plastic surgery before. Like we’re all so dumb not to realize your face hasn’t moved since the 90s? Hell, most celebrities can’t pass by the mirrors in their own homes without jumping back in fear because even they don’t recognize themselves. Well that’s not the issue for a few ladies from the Real Housewives franchise, because they want you to know, “None of this shit is real!“, by starring in a music video/commercial for Fiber One revealing that they’ve done it before and they will do it again. Yes, the Housewives are declaring their love for plastic surgery while getting a check to hawk shit-tasting bowel biscuits. This might be peak sponcon.
In 2019 people find the silliest things to get so bent out of shape over. For example, last year a very angry mother went on a social media tirade against childless people coming to Disney World, which in turn inspired a new op-ed in the New York Post. Now a huge debate has sparked online over whether people without children, millennials specifically, should be allowed into Disney World at all.
I’m not sure what kind of sorcery they’ve cooked up behind the scenes at the Kardashian Kompound of Kon-artists but those broads stay with a hefty check. From Pimp Mama Kris all the way up to her top earner Kylie Jenner they prove to be the living embodiment of Junior Mafia’s classic song Get Money. And thanks to social media and a host of followers who are hypnotized by Kylie’s stale gaze and Fix-A-Flat injected lips, she is reportedly getting $1.2 million dollars when she shares a post on Instagram with her totally real 141 million followers.
Everyone knows Bette Midler bites her tongue as much as a toddler with no teeth. She says what she wants and doesn’t give a damn what you or anyone else thinks (see: THIS and THIS.) Bette’s Twitter behavior may have landed her in hot water with recent comments she made regarding a photo showing a few black men at a rally for grumpy White House Muppet Donald Trump. But honestly the backlash hasn’t been coming from a multitude of social media users calling for Bette’s head on a platter. One of her loudest critics comes in the form of former Trump supporter Kirstie Alley.
If I had a time machine I would find A$AP Rocky, pull him to the side and sa, “Brotha, please don’t go to Sweden.” Because his case has created the legal team of Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle DUH! In case you’re wondering who I’m referring to, I’m referring to Kim Kadashian, Kanye West and the guy currently living in the White House Donald Trump. Since A$AP’s arrest in Stockholm, Kim and Kanye have both spoken out in support and tried to use their fame whore superpowers to try and get him released. But he wasn’t. Shit, Kim, Kanye, Trump stepping in probably made things worse for him. And now Trump is taking to Twitter to express how upset he is. However, nobody is buying it because he’s full of shit.