Category: Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst And Jesse Plemons Got Married!

July 10, 2022 / Posted by:

We interrupt our regularly scheduled program of doom, gloom, and full-throttle fuckery to bring you some actually happy news. “Happy news, I haven’t been touched by that in a while,” said everyone’s ear holes and eyeballs. Three-time Oscar winner Kirsten Dunst (yes, I tell myself that Kiki won Oscars for Drop Dead Gorgeous, Bring It On, and Dick) married Jesse Plemons after six years together. Yes, they’ve been together for six years, which may drop a load of SHOCK onto anyone who thought their blondie love first bloomed after they met at this year’s Oscars when Kiki was working as a seat filler!

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Amy Schumer Says She Got Death Threats Over Her Seat Filler Bit With Kirsten Dunst At The Oscars

April 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Just when you thought everyone was done talking about the 2022 Oscars, namely: Will Smith, and everything that went along with that (like the fact that Will can’t get jiggy with the Oscars for a whole ten years). But then Amy Schumer pops up and reminds us that she too had her own Oscar moment that apparently won’t die. And according to Amy, her little bit with Kirsten Dunst and her husband Jesse Plemons went over so poorly with the audience at home, that Amy became the target of major hate, including death threats.

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After People Dragged Amy Schumer, She Confirmed Kirsten Dunst Was In On The Seat Filler Bit At The Oscars

March 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Obviously, there was one major drama at the 2022 Oscars (I am, of course, referring to the We Don’t Talk About Bruno Oscar Night Remix ft. Megan Thee Stallion), but we mustn’t forget about the tinier dramas. Including co-host Amy Schumer getting flack for joking that Best Supporting Actress nominee Kirsten Dunst was a seat-filler. The big question is: will Kiki press charges?

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Kirsten Dunst Says She Once Had A Controlling Boyfriend

November 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Kirsten Dunst did an interview with the Independent to promote her latest film, The Power of the Dog, which co-stars her in-real-life husband, Jesse Plemons, and Benedict Cumberbatch. This is the movie Benedict went method for and gave himself nicotine poisoning three times. His character is an old-timey asshole who bullies Kirsten’s character, and in her interview, Kiki discussed her own insecurities and not standing up for herself when she was younger. She mentions that she once had a “controlling boyfriend.” Is she talking about Jake Gyllenhaal? Is this the week all his exes agreed to take him down? First Taylor Swift, now Kiki… who’s next? Reese Witherspoon? Minka Kelly? Frank the Rabbit from Donnie Darko?

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Kristen Dunst And Jesse Plemons Are Expecting Their Second Baby

March 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Well, whaddya know, Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons are expecting their second child together. Congrats! Their first baby, a son named Ennis, is 2 years old. Wait, if the first one is Ennis, does this mean the second one will be named Jack Twist? Girl or boy, I think it’s sexy! And “sexy” is definitely the adjective you wanna shoot for when naming your children. Continue reading

A Bunch Of Actors From The Old Spider-Man Movies Will Return For Appearances In “Spider Man 3”

December 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Like many people on Earth (presumably), Spider-Man 2 (2004) is one of my favorite films. I love Kirsten Dunst and her little teefies, Tobey Maguire was a cutie, and, thanks in part to an incredibly explicit sex dream about Alfred Molina, it is my belief that Otto “Doctor Octopus” Octavius is the best movie superhero villain of all time. All-time! So imagine my horny surprise when it was announced that a bunch of old Spider-verse actors are either in talks or confirmed to return for the third Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland. That includes Kirsten, my dream-lover Alfred Molina, plus Andrew Garfield as the second Spider-Man, Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy, and Jamie Foxx as Electro (who?)!

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