Category: Stephen Colbert

Prince Harry Appeared On “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” And Wanted To Clear Up That He Wasn’t Boasting About The Number Of Taliban Fighters He Killed By Including It In “Spare”

January 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Prince Harry’s burn-those-bridges book, Spare, finally hit the shelves yesterday in the midst of his seemingly never-ending “holy shit; make it stop; God, not this shit againquest to fight the press with press. And though we’ve already been subjected to several disembodied tidbits from the book, like the sparse-haired sovereign smack-down and his frozen dick-tip in the lead-up to its release, Harry said there was one thing that the press had taken from his book and dangerously ran with without further context–his inclusion of the exact number of Taliban fighters he killed while serving in the British Army. In his sit-down on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert last night, he explained that though this particular piece of information was being spun as him simply being boastful, he included it to normalize the conversation with veterans who may be suffering from similar experiences in silence.

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Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Explaining That The “Sad Keanu” Meme Was Actually More Like “Hungry Keanu”

December 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Over 11 years ago (we are old!), Keanu Reeves was papped sitting on a bench looking dejected. The “Sad Keanu” meme was born. Last night Keanu went on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to promote The Matrix Resurrections, and at the end of the interview Stephen Colbert brought up Keanu co-writing a comic book series called BRZRKR. He presented a side-by-side of the Sad Keanu picture and a panel from the comics in which the artist recreated the meme. Keanu chuckled and insisted, “I was just eating a sandwich, man!” Stephen asked if he was actually sad in the photo, and Keanu replied, “I was thinking! I had some stuff going on. I was hungry.” Story. Of. My. Life. Continue reading

While Promoting His Batshit New Movie, Christopher Walken Revealed He’s Never Sent An Email Or Owned A Computer Or Cell Phone

December 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Christopher Walken was born in 1943. He got his start on The Colgate Comedy Hour. His poofed hairstyle was originally inspired by Elvis Presley. And he was on that boat the night Natalie Wood died. This is all to say: the guy is old. So it comes as no surprise he isn’t particularly tech-savvy (zero shade to his fellow members of the Silent Generation who’ve mastered their iPads). But it is shocking that in all of his seventy-seven years on Earth, Christopher has never owned a cell phone, computer, or even sent an email! Ludditesayswhat?

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Dolly Parton Made Stephen Colbert Cry By Singing

October 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Dolly Parton is a QUEEN. And I know that coronavirus has hit all industries, but she better not reneg on her promise of a wig collection! Don’t think we’ve forgotten! But when she was on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert she wasn’t there to talk wigs, unfortunately. She has a new book out and because Dolly is such an iconic country legend, her conversation inevitably led to a song, and that song inevitably led to Stephen crying on TV.

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The “One World: Together At Home” Concert Happened Last Night

April 19, 2020 / Posted by:

The One World: Together at Home global concert event happened last night, featuring a ton of celebrities who, at some point, got tired of staring at the wall and instead decided to mic up, find the part of their house that looks the least opulent, and croak out some of your favorite karaoke tunes (mostly, sans fards) in real-time. It raised more than $127 million to fight coronavirus, and yes, Ellen DeGeneres found a way to piss people off… during a charity show. It’s a gift!

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Idris Elba, Who Is In “Cats,” Does Not Understand The Plot Of “Cats”

July 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Idris Elba was on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, and it turns out that Idris is not just a multi-talented sexy man/actor/DJ, he’s also completely clueless about the movie of which he has a starring role: Cats. To be fair, no one on Earth understands what the fuck is going on in Cats, it would be wrong to expect the same of Idris.

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