Seen above after crashing a Phyllis Diller estate sale and shamelessly snatching one of Phyllis’ old ones, Chrissy Teigen gave birth to a new baby yesterday morning. IN A PLOT TWIST, we didn’t find this out from Chrissy and her newborn doing the Entering 2023 TikTok trend on her Instagram Reels. John Legend delivered the news in a private concert he gave last night. Yup, Chrissy birthed a baby in the morning, and John still had to clock into his job a few hours later. I guess, IN THIS ECONOMY, even the 0.01% can’t afford to miss out on a check. Listen, not only do they have another mouth to feed at Nobu Malibu, but Angry Birds brow transplants and bukkake fat removal, or whatever you call it, don’t come cheap!
Chrissy Teigen Wanted To Know If Getting A Bikini Wax While Pregnant Was Way More Painful, So She Asked Twitter
As we know, Chrissy Teigen is pregnant again. Her and John Legend’s baby should be here any day now, and she must be bored, in need of attention, or a combination of the two; because she recently took a break from ripping off cake mixes to take to messy-ass Twitter to ask 12.9 million of her closest pals if getting her pregnant fur-burger waxed would hurt just a little bit worse than normal or excruciatingly worse. She got a mixed bag of answers–and I got a definitively icked bag of mental images.
Chrissy Teigen Has Been Accused Of Copying The Cake Mixes Of A Baker She Previously Collaborated With
We all know that Chrissy Teigen’s number one craving is attention, but since she can’t really market that, she named her line of kitchenware, food, and cookbooks Cravings. Her other venture is apologizing for being a bullying asshole in the past to Courtney Stodden and Lindsay Lohan, among others. And while Chrissy seems to fancy herself as a “reformed” troll, it looks like she might have recently steamrolled a small business, at least according to a baker named Jordan Rondel, who says that after the two collaborated together on one cake mix, Chrissy’s company, Cravings, copied her product when creating their own line of mixes.
Chrissy Teigen Shared That Her 2020 Pregnancy Loss Wasn’t A Miscarriage, It Was A Life-Saving Abortion
Last month, polarizing figure and reformed bully, Chrissy Teigen, announced that she was pregnant again for the fourth time after undergoing IVF treatments. Those familiar with her journey know that she and her husband, John Legend, have two children, Luna (6) and Miles (4) and that her third pregnancy with a son, Jack, tragically ended at 20 weeks in September of 2020. When she shared their loss with the world, she called it a miscarriage, but now Chrissy says it was actually an abortion necessary to save her life and that Jack had no chance of survival.
After it was revealed that chronic social media over-sharer, Chrissy Teigen, had also been an evil cyberbully/troll over several years and to several people including Michael Costello, Courtney Stodden, and Lindsay Lohan (see: here, here, and here); it was a relief for this divided nation in the throes of an unprecedented pandemic to have one person that we all could root against and agree sucked hard. She apologized for being evil and then for a while alternated between staying off social media and tiptoeing back in just to remind us all that she existed. Then in September 2020, when she announced that at 20 weeks pregnant she gave birth to and lost the baby she had been carrying. Chrissy also shared that she and her husband, John Legend, had named the child Jack. Since then, she’s stayed mostly controversy-free and mostly under-the-radar, up until yesterday when she took to Instagram to share that 22 months after losing Jack, she’s pregnant again after undergoing IVF treatments.
After completing what appears to be a successful brow transplant, Chrissy Teigen is back to overshare her latest groundbreaking transformation. May I shock you? She’s getting rid of high heels. Yes, Ms. Teigen announced on Instagram that she will be throwing away her collection of heels as they are a sexist symbol designed to entertain the male gaze and to wear them would be implicitly supporting the patriarchy. Kidding! She just realized she can actually wear comfortable shoes more often.