Today, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend took to Instagram to announce the arrival of their fourth child, a son named Wren Alexander Stephens. Wait, didn’t Chrissy already have her baby? And wasn’t it a girl named Esti? Or was that a Mandela Effect false memory, a la Mr. Monopoly wearing a monocle? Turns out Esti is real. She was born in January. People reports that baby Wren was born via surrogate last Monday, June 19. Ahhh, the ol’ scrunched-up surrogate timeline. Back in the day, two babies born less than a year apart would be called “Irish twins.” Now, they’re referred to as “back-to-back Baldwinitos.”
Last month, a photo of Chrissy Teigen at the White House Correspondents Dinner went viral. TikTok, Twitter, and Instagram banded together to shout, “WTF did she do to her face?” At the angle the photo was taken, it looked like Chrissy had gotten fillers in her cheeks and chin. Lots of people posted about it, including Los Angeles plastic surgeon Dr. Kay Durairaj, better known as @beautybydrkay. Dr. Kay’s been called “the plastic surgeon to the TikTok generation.” If you’re a 20-something influencer in LA, she’s probably done your lips. Anywho, in the video about Chrissy, Dr. Kay said the star’s cheeks were “overfilled,” and the result made her look “puffy and bloated.” Unfortunately, Chrissy did not appreciate this complimentary analysis, so she mailed a sternly worded letter to Dr. Kay’s office. HA! Naw, Page Six says Chrissy called Dr. Kay “a piece of shit” on her Instagram Stories.
Chrissy Teigen Posted A Picture Of Her C-Section In Response To Accusations On Social Media That A Surrogate Carried Her Youngest Baby
Over the years, Chrissy Teigen has transitioned from a ruthless troll of celebrities who were of a higher rank than her at the time to a “reformed” ruthless troll of Donald Trump (who at least deserved it); and also bakes rip-off cakes when she isn’t busy getting her head hair yanked out to be shoved into her eyebrow area. Chrissy is now a prolific social media oversharer and mom who’s graduated to having her own gaggle of trolls on her ass who often swipe at her parenting, including many comments recently that her and John Legend’s baby daughter, Esti, came from a surrogate. So, Chrissy whipped out a picture of her and Esti on the operating table during her c-section birth to prove them all wrong.
Julia Fox, Chrissy Teigen, and Some “Vanderpump Rules” Stars Attended The White House Correspondents’ Dinner
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner happened over the weekend, and it celebrates freedom of the press as well as raising money for the WHCA to offer journalism scholarships and honor the recipients of the WHCA’s journalism awards for their news coverage. It also brings out A-LIST STAHS, and this year was no exception (sarcasm) since Julia Fox, Chrissy Teigen, and some of the Vanderpump Rules hive were there. And in this case, the A in A-LIST stands for: Are You Seriously Telling Me That Julia Fox Was Invited To The WHCD?!
Donald Trump Reportedly Asked Twitter To Remove A Mean Comment Chrissy Teigen Tweeted About Him In 2019
I don’t want you all making fun of me, but I logged onto Facebook this morning just to see my memories because that’s a fun little feature I enjoy. So I’m corny, OK. Sue me. But it says that six years ago, I tweeted “.@realDonaldTrump #pettiest. #president. #EVER.” That was 2017, so it’s pretty wild that yesterday, in front of members of the United States Congress, my eerily precinct tweet has been proven to be 100% accurate. Yet, Chrissy Teigen is the one whose 2019 tweet calling the president Donald Trump a “pussy ass bitch,” was read into the official congressional record. And she didn’t even tag his pussy ass! It should have been me, dammit!
Seen above after crashing a Phyllis Diller estate sale and shamelessly snatching one of Phyllis’ old ones, Chrissy Teigen gave birth to a new baby yesterday morning. IN A PLOT TWIST, we didn’t find this out from Chrissy and her newborn doing the Entering 2023 TikTok trend on her Instagram Reels. John Legend delivered the news in a private concert he gave last night. Yup, Chrissy birthed a baby in the morning, and John still had to clock into his job a few hours later. I guess, IN THIS ECONOMY, even the 0.01% can’t afford to miss out on a check. Listen, not only do they have another mouth to feed at Nobu Malibu, but Angry Birds brow transplants and bukkake fat removal, or whatever you call it, don’t come cheap!