A big congratulations go out to Felicity Huffman today! Because she finally has some daughter-related news to talk about that doesn’t involve a single mention of bribes, arrests, prison, or the words “ruh roh.” Felicity is living that New Year, New You lifestyle.
Felicity Huffman pleaded guilty to spending $15,000 to fix her daughter Sophia Macy’s SAT scores. She was rewarded with admitting she was an over-privileged rich asshole by getting hit with a mere 14-day prison sentence . She only served 11 days in the clink. And her daughter Sophia, who reportedly did not know her mom pulled schemes to get her into a good college, is allowed to retake the SATs. So once Felicity clears up her community service, she will be rid of the scandal for good. And even more good news: her other daughter just got into college and Felicity didn’t have to fake no scores! Lori Loughlin is quaking at this turnout!
Felicity Huffman was scheduled to be out this weekend from her 14-day prison sentence for her involvement in the college admissions scandal. Felicity was one of the super rich people faking their children’s credentials through varying means of wealthy-trickery (AKA fraud/bribery) and pleaded guilty to charges brought against her for faking her daughters SAT scores. This earned her a cute lil trip to FCI Dublin in Northern California which actually turned out to be even lil’er than initially planned. Hopefully, Felicity heard Martha Stewart’s advice and upped the prison glamour before doing the slap on the wrist sashay out of the clink!
Martha Stewart really is the type of gangster who would greet you with an artistically arranged autumnal bouquet she harvested from her own orchard in one hand, and a shank made from a filed down late Victorian pewter fish knife in the other. Martha and the recently incarcerated Felicity Huffman have more in common than having slept more than one night on sub 800 thread count sheets while doing time. Both also have impressive cardigan collections, and were probably raised to never leave the house looking a hot mess. Well, Martha thinks Felicity needs to remember her upbringing and extend that directive to never leaving the Big House looking a mess either.
TMZ is keeping fully up-to-date on all things Felicity Huffman and have footage of sis walking around outside of jail. Currently she’s serving a fourteen day-sentence for spending $15,000 to fake her daughter’s SAT scores. Her slap on the wrist started last week and already it’s almost over! It’s like she did a Desperate Housewives time jump!
Lori Loughlin is hilarious. She’s currently awaiting trial for her alleged role in Operation Varsity Blues where rich people used illegal bribes to get their kids into prestigious universities. Lori allegedly used $500,000 to fake some rowing credentials for her daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli. Well listen, that wasn’t the funniest part. She pled not guilty, where others in the case pled out, and then she got hit with more charges. But that‘s not what has me laughing today.
Felicity Huffman is now in prison until October 27, and Lori is super curious about it since she might also be going to prison–albeit for longer than two weeks. Get this, Felicity Huffman is tanning and playing double-dutch with non-violent female criminals, and Lori tried to reach out before she started her sentence and plans to reach out after. Because didn’t you know that Felicity Huffman going to prison has a lot to do with Lori Loughlin?