Category: Lady Gaga

Open Post: Hosted By Madonna Doing The “Wednesday Dance” To Lady Gaga’s Song

February 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Madonna took a beat from wasting Julia Garner’s time and Universal Pictures’ money and preparing for an upcoming world tour to finally partake in the “Bloody Wednesday” TikTok dance craze! And usually, “boomer sinks her claws into a trend that’s already over” isn’t anything out of the ordinary, but this is a special case since people have been doing Wednesday Addams’ choreo from a scene in Netflix’s Wednesday to a sped-up version of Lady Gaga’s song, Bloody Mary. As we know, Madonna and Gaga have a long, rocky history. Basically, Madonna thinks Gaga stole her schtick and Gaga is tired of Madonna and others saying she stole her schtick. The two played nice by rubbing faces at a Madonna Oscar party a few years ago, but it’s hard to tell if that meant the beef was genuinely squashed or Madonna was just trying to siphon Gaga’s youth while Gaga tried to siphon Madonna’s unused provocative ideas.

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Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga Doing The “Bloody Wednesday” Challenge On TikTok

December 12, 2022 / Posted by:

The “Bloody Wednesday” challenge, where TikTokers attempt to recreate Jenna Ortega’s deadpan dance sequence from Netflix’s smash show, Wednesday, has been obnoxiously overrunning feeds for a bit now. Celebs and normies alike have been begging for someone, anyone to lie to them about how fun and great at dancing they are by half-heartedly attempting to hit the moves that Wednesday busted on the show to Goo Goo Muck by The Cramps. But a variation of the trend has people setting the choreography to Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga, so Mother Monster decided to give the challenge a try.

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The Man Who Shot Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker Was Sentenced To 21 Years In Prison

December 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Despite the fact that law enforcement and the justice system are known to be stalwart, trustworthy institutions, somehow, the gunman in the February 2021 attack in which Lady Gaga’s dog walker, Ryan Fischer, was brutally beaten and shot, and two of her three French bulldogs were stolen was accidentally released from prison because of a “clerical error” back in April while awaiting trial. Oopsie! But luckily, the gunman, 19-year-old James Howard Jackson, was recaptured a few months later and was just sentenced to 21 years in the slammer for his role in the attack.

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Lady Gaga Got Choked Up After Having To Cancel The Final Show Of Her Tour Because Of Lightning Storms

September 19, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t know if the Katy Cats, or whoever the Little Monsters’ rivals are, cast some kind of hex over the weekend but their Queen was felled by the forces of nature in Miami this past Saturday. Lady Gaga was forced to cancel the closing show of her Chromatica Ball Tour because of lightning storms. Or maybe the Gods just wondered why she closes her setlist with that Top Gun: Maverick trash. Zeus was like: “Really? Hold My Hand to close? Mmmm, let’s just skip it tonight.”

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Lady Gaga Appeared To Be Protected From A Thrown Object By An Invisible Shield On Stage

July 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Lady Gaga is a mystical being who over the years has seemed to possess an invisible force field that blocks lots of things–like House of Gucci Oscars, Heidi Montag being able to secure a career in the music industry, and having to make small talk with Caitlyn Jenner at their local Starby’s. This week though, it looks like she had an actual invisible shield constructed on stage at her Chromatica Ball show in Dusseldorf. Video from the show went viral after it showed an object that a fan hurled toward the stage at “Mother Monster” quickly bouncing backwards as it approached, much like Madonna probably would if she were about to walk into a room where Born This Way was playing.

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U.S. Marshals Are Offering A Reward For The Man Accused Of Shooting Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker After He Was Accidentally Released From Jail

July 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Remember how the suspect who allegedly shot Lady Gaga‘s dog walker and kidnapped her dogs was released from prison by accident? Well, they still can’t find him. He’s pulling such a good impression of Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? that the police have now offered a $5,000 reward for anyone who can help them re-catch his ass. I think this is a job for the once-kidnapped dogs themselves! Get Koji and Gustav on the street and have them sniff out their alleged captor!

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