Lady Gaga’s makeup line, Haus Laboratories, hasn’t technically been released yet, and already it’s got some people rolling their eyes. And not because the collection includes a shimmery orange lipgloss named Bradley Copper. Lady Gaga exclusively launched Haus Laboratories with Amazon and the official pre-sale happened yesterday on day one of Amazon Prime Day. Amazon Prime Day was also the day that many Amazon employees decided to go on strike to protest low wages and sometimes shitty working conditions. Naturally, people have been calling Gaga out for dropping her makeup on a day when Amazon workers are fighting to make sure boxes don’t get dropped on them in the warehouse.
I certainly hope you’re not tired of stories about Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga being single and possibly ready to mingle with each other, because they’re clearly not stopping any time soon. And they’re getting even more random. According to We Got This Covered, Bradley Cooper’s sassy raccoon character is getting a girlfriend in the third Guardians of the Galaxy film, and one of the names being thrown around to play her is Lady Gaga.
Are you going to the Glastonbury Festival this weekend in Somerset, England, this weekend? Do you want to watch two huge stars tease the audience with the implication they might be fucking while mud creeps into your wellies? Well you may be in luck, because there’s a chance Lady Gaga will bring recently-single Bradley Cooper on stage with her.
After hearing that Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper’s “amazing chemistry” in A Star Is Born didn’t help his relationship with Irina Shayk, Gaga has found a way to get people to stop talking about her being the demise of Bradley and Irina by kissing a married man onstage. Why not try to drown one lukewarm scandal with an even more lukewarm scandal?
At 73 and a showbiz forever person, Liza Minelli has seen and done it all. When you’re the old-school gay icon daughter of history’s very first gay icon (Oscar Wilde doesn’t count because he didn’t do any movies), you’ve been there and back, won the Tony for it, probably snorted coke off that Tony, and kept on jazz hands-ing your way through life with aplomb. So when these up and coming little floozies try to emulate your mom’s classics, you need to show them a seat. To celebrate Pride Month, Liza with a Z briefly opened her parasol over Lady Gaga’s version of her mom Judy Garland’s classic A Star Is Born.
There’s no need to look at that picture of Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper after reading that headline and scream that you knew it. Gaga is only associated to this story in the professional sense. It’s A Star Is Born that might be the other woman in this situation.