Category: William H. Macy

Felicity Huffman And William H. Macy’s Daughter Sophia Was Accepted To College With Her Own SAT Scores

April 28, 2020 / Posted by:

According to Page Six, Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy now have two daughters who have been accepted to college on their own merits. This news has got to be bittersweet for Felicity. On the one hand, she feels the pride of knowing her daughter got into college all on her own. On the other hand, it turns out her daughter really could get into college all on her own. 11 days in a prison-issued jumpsuit, and for what?!?

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Federal Prosecutors Want Felicity Huffman To Serve A Month In The Clink

September 7, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s been four months since Felicity Huffman decided that the best way to keep from landing herself a long-running role in Cell Block C Playhouse’s production of Desperate Cellmates┬áis to cop a plea and admit guilt, which is what she did in May. Felicity pleaded guilty to committing mail fraud and honest services fraud by paying $15,000 to have a proctor correct the answers on her daughter’s SAT test in hopes of getting into a “good” college. Sentencing time is coming up, and it was reported that prosecutors were going to recommend 4 to 10 months in prison, but I guess their asses are Sports Night fans, because they’ve recommended only a month. Lori Loughlin is probably changing her mind about regretting her decision to not take a plea deal, because I mean, a whole entire month under fluorescent lighting and without Frette sheets?! She’d literally die.

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Felicity Huffman Pleaded Guilty For Her Role In “Operation Varsity Blues”

May 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Because she apparently only has one good black blazer to her name, Felicity Huffman made the decision to avoid a trial and, as expected, pleaded guilty for her role in Operation Varsity Blues this morning in Boston. According to the Associated Press, Felicity arrived in court escorted by her brother Moore Huffman Jr., instead of her husband William H. Macy (who was not charged with any crime other than impersonating an old west sheriff), which is a shame because you can never have enough clowns at a 3-ring circus, which is exactly what this scandal has become.

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Felicity Huffman Will Plead Guilty To Scamming Her Daughter’s Way Into College

April 8, 2019 / Posted by:

If there’s ever going to be a riveting trial involving the college admissions ESCANDALO, you won’t see Felicity Huffman starring in it. You won’t ever see her dramatically pull off her wedding ring on the witness stand and throw it at William H. Macy as she tearfully whines about how she’s going down for this shit while he doesn’t ever have to worry about trying to make avocado toast out of mushy peas and cardboard in the clink. Felicity’s next role won’t be crying privileged parent in the college admissions courtroom drama, because she and 12 others will take a plea deal and plead guilty.

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William H. Macy And Felicity Huffman Have Been “Arguing A Lot” Because Of The College Admissions Scandal

March 21, 2019 / Posted by:

It wouldn’t be a shock to learn that the college admissions scandal is putting a strain on the lives and marriages of some of those indicted. Like Felicity Huffman who was indicted for paying to get her oldest daughter’s SAT scores raised, but William H. Macy was spared because the feds only had him on tape talking about getting his youngest daughter’s SAT scores getting raised. They never went through with the scheme with their second daughter. I guess the family that scams together, stays together! Damn Felicity, shoulda got your husband in on the grift, sis.

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