Category: John Legend

Chrissy Teigen And John Legend Welcomed Their Fourth Child Via Surrogate

June 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Today, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend took to Instagram to announce the arrival of their fourth child, a son named Wren Alexander Stephens. Wait, didn’t Chrissy already have her baby? And wasn’t it a girl named Esti? Or was that a Mandela Effect false memory, a la Mr. Monopoly wearing a monocle? Turns out Esti is real. She was born in January. People reports that baby Wren was born via surrogate last Monday, June 19. Ahhh, the ol’ scrunched-up surrogate timeline. Back in the day, two babies born less than a year apart would be called “Irish twins.” Now, they’re referred to as “back-to-back Baldwinitos.”

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Chrissy Teigen Posted A Picture Of Her C-Section In Response To Accusations On Social Media That A Surrogate Carried Her Youngest Baby

May 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Over the years, Chrissy Teigen has transitioned from a ruthless troll of celebrities who were of a higher rank than her at the time to a “reformed” ruthless troll of Donald Trump (who at least deserved it); and also bakes rip-off cakes when she isn’t busy getting her head hair yanked out to be shoved into her eyebrow area. Chrissy is now a prolific social media oversharer and mom who’s graduated to having her own gaggle of trolls on her ass who often swipe at her parenting, including many comments recently that her and John Legend’s baby daughter, Esti, came from a surrogate. So, Chrissy whipped out a picture of her and Esti on the operating table during her c-section birth to prove them all wrong.

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Donald Trump Reportedly Asked Twitter To Remove A Mean Comment Chrissy Teigen Tweeted About Him In 2019

February 9, 2023 / Posted by:

I don’t want you all making fun of me, but I logged onto Facebook this morning just to see my memories because that’s a fun little feature I enjoy. So I’m corny, OK. Sue me. But it says that six years ago, I tweeted “.@realDonaldTrump #pettiest. #president. #EVER.” That was 2017, so it’s pretty wild that yesterday, in front of members of the United States Congress, my eerily precinct tweet has been proven to be 100% accurate. Yet, Chrissy Teigen is the one whose 2019 tweet calling the president Donald Trump a “pussy ass bitch, was read into the official congressional record. And she didn’t even tag his pussy ass! It should have been me, dammit!

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John Legends Announces The Birth Of His And Chrissy Teigen’s New Child

January 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Seen above after crashing a Phyllis Diller estate sale and shamelessly snatching one of Phyllis’ old ones, Chrissy Teigen gave birth to a new baby yesterday morning. IN A PLOT TWIST, we didn’t find this out from Chrissy and her newborn doing the Entering 2023 TikTok trend on her Instagram Reels. John Legend delivered the news in a private concert he gave last night. Yup, Chrissy birthed a baby in the morning, and John still had to clock into his job a few hours later. I guess, IN THIS ECONOMY, even the 0.01% can’t afford to miss out on a check. Listen, not only do they have another mouth to feed at Nobu Malibu, but Angry Birds brow transplants and bukkake fat removal, or whatever you call it, don’t come cheap!

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John Legend Wants To Clear Up His Original Thoughts On His Friendship With Kanye West

September 8, 2022 / Posted by:

John Legend has had a change of heart in regard to his original comments about his friendship with Kanye West. Last month, John decided to go against the Holy Grail of Hollywood by actually speaking the truth about another celebrity when he mentioned he and Kanye are no longer as close as they used to be. Although John gave an explanation that the rift came after Kanye’s ill-fated presidential run most outlets ran with the story as “JOHN HATES KANYE!“, and he wants everyone to know that’s not the case at all. In fact, he’s still open to the friendship, but Kanye has to make the first move.

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John Legend Admits He And Kanye West Are Not As Close Anymore Because Of Politics

August 5, 2022 / Posted by:

John Legend has a lot to celebrate these days after announcing he’s expecting a new baby friend with Chrissy Tiegen. And while we’re on the subject of babies, John admits that he’s no longer close friends with one of the biggest man babies in the world Kanye West. The two of them used to be pretty tight, but unfortunately, after Kanye made the horrible life choice of supporting walking spoiled orange Donald Trump during his 2016 run for president John admits things went downhill from there. And the downfall accelerated even faster after Kanye’s own self-destructive run for POTUS.

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