Oh fun, another violent “Karen” video. This one went down at the Lingfield High Street Co-op grocery store in Surrey, UK, way back in May. The CCTV footage was released this week. The nightmare began when staff reprimanded a woman for ignoring the store’s one-way social distancing system (so like, the arrows on the ground). Rather than bow her head in shame and apologize, like most of us would, this lady made the interesting choice to go full-on Tazmanian Devil. She violently slammed the plastic coronavirus screen separating her and the cashiers, threw a bunch of shit, tore down two shelves of wine (RIP), then marched back to the cash, where she bashed the screen again, and screamed, “I’ve done nothing wrong!” Self-awareness: she doesn’t have it.
32 years. The number of years that Nutmeg, the oldest cat in the world, blessed us with his presence. The length of the First War of Scottish Independence. How long it’s been since the premiere of one of cinema’s finest farces, Big Business. Finally, 32 years is the age gap between partners Sarah Paulson, 45, and Holland Taylor, 77. These two have been dating since 2015, after Holland slid into Sarah’s DMs. Sarah discussed their high profile relationship for the October cover story of Harper’s Bazaar.
Cardi B And Her Sister Hennessy Are Getting Sued For Calling Hamptons Beachgoers “Racist MAGA Supporters”
Uh oh. Cardi B better get her WAP (Wisest Attorney Paid) ASAP (As Soon Ass Pussible) so they can handle her latest legal issue. As if her looming divorce wasn’t enough, Cardi, her sister Hennessy Carolina, and Hennessy’s girlfriend Michelle Diaz are all getting sued for defamation by Peter Caliendo, Pauline Caliendo and Manuel Alarcon.
Earlier this month, the plaintiffs (one of whom was wearing a MAGA hat) got into an altercation with Hennessy and Michelle at a Hampton’s beach. Cardi tweeted out Hennessy’s Instagram story video of the incident, claiming the group harassed her sister to move her car, all because she and Michelle are an “Afro/Hispanic gay couple”. Hennessy says the group overheard her and Michelle speaking Spanish while they were parking, and one of them told her to “go back to her country”.
The Trump supporters’ story is that Hennessy approached them in a rage, “spitting, insulting and threatening them just because one of them was wearing a MAGA hat”. They say the video posted to Twitter posted was edited to make them seem racist.
Kelly Clarkson’s famous, wealthy, well-liked, and just an O and a T away from fully EGOT-ing (Daytime Emmys count, OK?!). But our girl’s had a rough past few months. Back in June she filed for divorce from her husband of almost seven years/former Reba McEntire stepson, Brandon Blackstock. This was after the couple and their four kids (River Rose, 6, Remington, 4, and Brandon’s children from his first marriage, Savannah, 18, and Seth, 13) quarantined together in a one-room cabin at their Montana ranch. In retrospect, divorce was the only possible outcome.
Now 38-year-old Kelly’s pulling an Ellen and addressing the elephant in the room on her talk show. The difference is Kelly’s elephant won’t stomp you to death as a “prank” if you make eye contact with it. On the second season premiere of The Kelly Clarkson Show, Kelly said she didn’t see her divorce coming, but she’s putting her kids first and being careful about what she shares publicly.
Since last night’s Emmys were broadcast remotely, nominees didn’t get the privilege of losing in front of an audience of A-listers. Instead, they Zoomed in from the safety of their homes. And the Emmys got creative with how they’d actually present the awards. Presenters in custom-designed tuxedo hazmat suits were sent to the houses of some nominees. Their job was to stand silently outside holding the nominee’s potential Emmy statue. If you won, hazmat guy would give you your Emmy. If you lost, they would bash you to death with the award in front of your loved ones. Nooo, they’d actually… well, let Ramy star Ramy Youssef, who lost the awards for Best Actor and Best Directing in a Comedy Series to Eugene Levy and the Schitt’s Creek crew, show you firsthand.
2020 has been a hard year for Kim Kardashian, along with roughly 7.594 billion other people on Planet Earth. Not only did Kim say goodbye to her steady reality show check, her husband of six years, Kanye West, went full Kanye. Since June (June!) the prolific genius has managed to squeeze in a very public bipolar-related breakdown, spend $6 million of his own money on a disastrous presidential campaign, double down on his cult, get his ass entangled in a bunch of lawsuits, pee on his Grammy as a fuck you to Universal Music Group owning his music, and shit on his wife, her family, and abortion rights. It’s that last one that’s allegedly sent his wife over the edge. A source told Page Six that once Kanye’s finished the most recent chapter of his summer breakdown, Mrs. Kardashian-West is out the door.