Kirk Cameron Is Shocked That Queer-Friendly Libraries Aren’t Interested In Promoting His Children’s Book
Like his sister, Candace Cameron Bure, Kirk Cameron loves God and traditional marriages (translation: he hates gay people). The Christian COVIDiot, who once made headlines for calling homosexuality “unnatural”, has released a new children’s book out called As You Grow. Kirk told Fox News (via Yahoo!) that he’s using his book to fight against the “dangerous” culture American children are being “indoctrinated” into. He claims Bibles are being removed from libraries and schools (as we know, Kirk loves home-schooling), and replaced with “toxic ideas” like “transgenderism, CRT and the 1619 project.” Hoo boy. Now, obviously, many people do not agree with this brand of wackadoo bigotry. This is why Fox News reports (via We Got This Covered) that 50 libraries have turned down Kirk’s request to promote his book by hosting a story hour. Huh. Maybe a Kirk Cameron story hour would do better at a MAGA rally or book-burning?
Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting Dragged For Saying Nobody Put A Female Star In An Action Movie Before “The Hunger Games”
Jennifer Lawrence and Viola Davis interviewed each other for Variety’s Actors on Actors. Apparently, they’re both getting awards show buzz; Jennifer for the extremely depressing-looking indie, Causeway, and Viola for the historical epic, The Woman King. The actresses talked about their craft, doing press, and the challenges that come with starring in action flicks. 32-year-old Jennifer says that when she was filming The Hunger Games (2012), “nobody had ever put a woman in the lead of an action movie” because the industry believed “boys cannot identify with a female lead.” Now, I get what she’s trying to say: Hollywood is sexist, and there are way more male action stars. But, um, Hunger Games was only released ten years ago. So Sigourney Weaver, Linda Hamilton, Pam Grier, Uma Thurman, Milla Jovovich, and, hell, even Kate Beckinsale would like a word. Run for cover, JLaw!
Climate criminals Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott still don’t give a hoot if you think they’re climate criminals. Back in July, these two got shit when Kylie posted a pic of her and Travis kissing in front of two private jets. The caption read, “you wanna take mine or yours?” People accused Kylie of bragging about something that destroys the planet. Then fans dug into her private flight history, and discovered that Kylie regularly took flights that lasted less than 15 minutes. Neither Kylie or Travis commented on the controversy, and now, five months later, they’re back to their old tricks. Buzzfeed reports that, on December 2, 25-year-old Kylie took her private jet from Miami to Van Nuys, California. Shortly after, 31-year-old Travis made the exact same trip on his jet. Each 5-hour trip used over 15,000 pounds of jet fuel and emitted 25 tons of carbon dioxide. But, hey, at least the couple didn’t have to make awkward small talk during the flight. “So, um… Travis, was it? Do you have any hobbies? Other than being a giant piece of shit?” Continue reading
This morning, The Sun reported that there was going to be a sequel to The Holiday (2006), and all the main cast members had signed on to reprise their roles including Kate Winslet, the semi-retired Cameron Diaz, Jack Black, and Jude Law (aka Britain’s answer to Nick Cannon). But before rom-com fans could celebrate, that no-good Grinch Nancy Meyers took to Instagram to ruin the fun. 72-year-old Nancy, who wrote and directed the original movie, added this caption to a screenshot of the “news” story: “So many DM’s about this – sorry but it’s not true.” Then she limited Instagram comments, probably because she was getting death threats from horny Jack Black fans. They call themselves “Jackers,” and they’re TERRIFYING.
“Good Morning America” Producers Took T.J. Holmes And Amy Robach Off The Air Because Their Relationship Is A “Distraction”
It’s been a busy week for Good Morning America‘s T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach. First, the co-hosts were papped “getting cozy” on a horny getaway. Then, sources confirmed they were having an affair and had left their spouses for each other. After this scandalous revelation, T.J. and Amy returned to GMA and acted like everything was normal. Apparently, they weren’t ashamed. After all, if two consenting adults fall in love and there isn’t a power imbalance, then what’s the big — wait, this isn’t T.J.’s first affair? Whoops! Over the weekend, sources claimed T.J. had a 3-year affair with married GMA producer Natasha Singh. Insert that Marie Kondo “I love mess” gif. But guess who doesn’t love mess? The suits at ABC. This morning, 45-year-old T.J. and 49-year-old Amy were M.I.A. for GMA’s third hour. The replacement hosts, Stephanie Ramos and Gio Benitez, cheerfully explained that the cheaters had “the day off.” But insiders tell TMZ that ABC executives pulled T.J. and Amy off the air because their relationship is a “distraction.” Booo! Bring back the adulterers I’d never heard of before last week!
I live in Toronto, where raccoons outnumber people 5 to 1* (a la New Zealanders and sheep), and so far, I haven’t had any negative experiences. Most of the raccoons are just cute lil’ garbage-eatin’ bumblers. But this isn’t always the case. See: the MacNamara family’s recent fight for their lives in Ashford, Connecticut. People reports that last Friday morning, 5-year-old Rylee was standing on her front porch when a raging raccoon randomly attacked her leg. Rylee screamed for help, and her mother, Logan Kelsey MacNamara, ran outside to save the day. Logan pulled the critter off Rylee’s leg, pushed her inside, and flung the vicious raccoon onto the lawn. After Logan got back inside her house, the raccoon picked himself off the grass and continued on his merry way. Another day, another terrorized family!
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