The setting for the looonnngggeessttttt, most-drawn out, way-too-conscious uncoupling in failed celebrity marriage history (after Brangelina, of course), Ben Affleck and ex-wife Jennifer Garner’s Pacific Palisades compound has been sold according to People. The most interesting aspect of this long-overdue sale? The buyer! TMZ says Maroon 5 frontman and Blake Shelton love interest Adam Levine bought it from them.
As reported by People, recent divorcees Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner must have been granted shared custody of the state of Montana when their divorce was finalized. The former Affleck-Garner family took a “long-planned” trip to spend Thanksgiving together in Big Sky Country this past week. Ben and Jen and the kids have celebrated multiple holidays there in the past. And there was nary a Playmate or a burger robot CEO hanging around to make things even more tense then they probably were.
World class concert violinist Caroline Campbell is getting a taste of Hollywood-sized notoriety, whether she wants it or not. Her ex-husband, Robot Burger Man aka John Miller, is dating Jennifer Garner and the details of John and Caroline’s divorce are now part of the public record. And while Caroline may not have been paying close attention to that record, the tabloids were. That’s how she wound up learning her divorce had been finalized by reading about it on the internet.
It’s time again for another chapter in the ongoing saga titled: How Serious Are Jennifer Garner And That Burger-Flipping Tech CEO. Today we’re talking about what title Jennifer Garner has bestowed upon John Miller, the guy she’s reportedly been seeing for about seven months. Seven months is definitely long enough to call someone the b-word. But according to People magazine, she’s not calling him that. A source says that Jen is keeping it casual:
“She doesn’t call him her boyfriend. But she loves getting attention from John. They have fun together and it’s easy. She only sees John when she isn’t busy with her kids. He understands that her kids are her number one priority.”
The source adds that John still hasn’t met her three kids, which might contribute to how casual Jen is keeping things. She also appears to be enjoying how quiet and un-public this relationship is.
“As far as dating goes, Jen very much enjoys it. For so long, she couldn’t see herself dating. Her friends are very excited that she is dating. She is very much trying to get things private though.”
The source also says that Jen is happy that both her’s and John’s divorces have finally been wrapped up. But who cares about that? What matters here is what she’s calling John when she gets white wine drunk with her book club. Is she going with the standard “my man“? The much more gag-triggering “lover“? Personally, I think she should play off his job as a burger chain CEO and call John her all-beef patty daddy.
Jennifer Garner, having finally sent her eldest child off to college, has earned the right to have a nice, adult evening out. And she’s done just that. She and her gentleman friend, Robot Burger Man John Miller, went on a date to see Dear Evan Hansen and Jennifer wore a “gray blazer, white button-down shirt and blue jeans, as well as her glasses”. It doesn’t get more grown up than that, folks.
Bennifer 2.0 is no more! Although it seems like it took longer than it took to cram Ben into his Batsuit, the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner divorce was actually pretty painless and amicable, compared to others we’ve seen. Especially if you ignore that whole waiting for Ben to dry out business (twice!).
According to TMZ, a judge has signed off on the final documents in their divorce, and the two are now single and free to pursue any Playboy Bunnies or Robot Hamburger Men they choose. And they did it all without hiring any lawyers! Well, they did hire Laura Wasser, Divorce Attorney To The Stars, but she only acted as a mediator.