Recently, Billy Porter decided to take up the mantle of ensuring folks respect iconic author James Baldwin‘s name by creating a biography about him. And Billy is going to portray Baldwin as well. Of course, since many only know Billy as the outspoken gender-bending gentleman of zero fucks, they’re wondering if he has the acting chops to pull it off. Well, since Billy has never been one to shy away from telling people to politely go to hell, during an appearance on The Tamron Hall Show, Billy gathered his critics like logs for a fire before torching them so that this conversation never has to happen again.
Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For Tom Brady’s Passion Project “80 For Brady” AKA The Passion Of The Yikes
I don’t know why it happened, I don’t know how it happened. Similarly, I don’t know what it’s for, and I don’t know who it’s for. Nor do I know when it happened, or, after having watched the trailer, IF it actually happened at all. By my count, no fewer than seven CGI Guy Fieri’s are featured here. Variety has attempted to outline a few of the basic facts related to 80 for Brady, a movie starring four of Hollywood’s most iconic actresses as obsessed Tom Brady fans who “travel to the 2017 Super Bowl to see Brady on the field,” but unfortunately, their reporting has left me with more questions than answers. The only thing I’m 100% sure about in regards to 80 for Brady, produced by and starring Tom as himself, and Tom’s work wife, Rob Gronkowski, as the inspiration for one of the ladies’ “Gronk erotica,” is that Gisele Bundchen’s jiu-jitsu instructor is definitely getting pinned tonight.
When A Strange Loop took home the Tony award for Best Musical at last night’s Tony Awards, Jennifer Hudson became the 17th quadruple threat to earn the highly coveted PMTAOEE, better known as the Philip Michael Thomas Award for Overall Excellence in Entertainment, even better known as the EGOT. And she didn’t even have to break a sweat or unhinge her jaw for it! Jennifer won her Tony as a producer of the Pulitzer Prize-winning show and shares the Tony with RuPaul Charles, Don Cheadle, Alan Cumming, Ilana Glazer, Mindy Kaling, and Billy Porter among others. But thanks to her 2021 Daytime Emmy for an animated short called Baba Yaga, she was able to close the loop and put a PeriodT! On her EGO status.
Anna Wintour can add herself to yet another shit list because Billy Porter is pissed. In a new interview with The Sunday Times, Billy came for Vogue and the magazine’s use of Harry Styles as the first male cover star in a dress. In case you live under a rock, Billy has been living his gown-phase for quite some time. And so to see a cis white boy getting attention for wearing a dress ruffled Billy’s golden feathers.
Well, I guess terrorizing the streets of Los Angeles paid off because Deadline reports that Amazon Prime’s girl boss version of Cinderella starring Camila Cabello was watched by 1.1 million households in the U.S. over the Labor Day weekend. So clearly while some people had the day off from work, Satan was quite busy with his dark machinations.
James Corden truly hates the drivers of Los Angeles and answers, “Nope!”, to the question, “Haven’t the drivers of Los Angeles been through enough?!” Because he already terrorizes the streets of Los Angeles by unleashing yodeling famous people on them with Carpool Karaoke, and he struck again on Friday. James and his co-stars from future Razzie sweeper, Amazon’s Cinderella, busted out a flash mob in front of traffic stopped at a red light in West Hollywood. James (who plays a footman/mouse), Camila Cabello (Cinderella), Idina Menzel (Cinderella’s stepmother), Billy Porter (Cinderella’s fairy godparent), and others all got dressed up as their Cinderella characters to sing and shake their asses to Jennifer Lopez’s Let’s Get Loud in the middle of the street. Some drivers probably thought to themselves, “A flash mob? Did I just drive into 2005?” as others used every will in their being to resist the urge to hit that gas pedal hard and careen out of that mess.