I’m not sure how many more seasons of The Kardashians we’ll be subjected to, but now that Kim Kardashian has been slowly rolling out how much she misses her ex-husband Kanye West, we’re guaranteed at least another ten seasons. Especially considering their inevitable reconciliation will more than likely be written into the script for next season (probably by their daughter North since there’s still a writer’s strike). And if you need proof, look no further than the teaser for next week’s episode, where Kim bawls and snots all over sister Khloe Kardashian‘s shoulder to basically say, “I miss the old Kanye!” The world’s response? “DUH! So do we, honey.”
Don’t kry for me, Kalabasasss! Despite being on camera pretty much 24/7 since she was 11 years old, 27-year-old Kendall Jenner recently said in an interview with WSJ.com (via People) that she’s never felt like she belonged in her attention-succubusing family and isn’t built for “this life,” which I’d assume konsists of Kris Jenner pitching new NBA (or Bad Bunny) “relationships” to Kendall pressuring her to pop out more money makers, and collecting her weekly paparazzi stroll report.
Given that Kim Kardashian’s whole existence revolves around her unconditional, undying love for Kim Kardashian, I would’ve assumed that her sex den would look like a hall of mirrors with ring lights in every corner of the room, photos of her in every alcove, and a projection on the ceiling of “iconic” shots from Kim Kardashian, Superstar on loop. But as she and Kourtney Kardashian’s ex, Scott Disick, caught up about their adventures in singledom on a recent episode of The Kardashians, she revealed that she prefers to do the do in the darkness and is struggling with dating (ok, we get it) because she has to sneak around.
Kim Kardashian Discussed Her Handling Of Kanye West’s Damaging Behavior And Her Doubt That Anyone Would Ever Want To Date Her Again In The Season Premiere Of “The Kardashians”
Kim Kardashian’s “my life is so hard, everyone feel sorry for me” storyline that she’s been publicly peddling lately made another appearance on the season three premiere of The Kardashians that hit Hulu today. But instead of krying herself to sleep over being a “single mom,” she spent much of the episode krying to Kris Jenner about Kanye West’s lies and volatile behavior being “far more damaging” to their kids than her sex tape. She also got candid about her breakup with Pete Davidson and her fear that no one else would ever want to date her because of her overstuffed Balenciaga trashbag-gage.
As is customary with only the male spawns of The Kardashians, when Khloé Kardashian and her on/off entanglement Tristan Thompson had a son via surrogate nine months ago, his privacy was of utmost importance, and they didn’t release his name to the public (see also: Aire, formerly Wolf Webster). But now, as the dawning of the third season of The Kardashians is almost upon us, and the Koven needs a kard to play, fuck anonymity, it’s time to leak that name!
Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, And Kylie Jenner Attended The Met With No Threat Of Damaging A Historical Relic This Time
Despite Anna Wintour’s sources tempting us with a good time, there WERE several Kardashians/Jenners at last night’s Met Gala. We already knew Kim Kardashian ended up on the guest list, and Kendall Jenner would probably be there since Karl Lagerfeld was a fan of hers, but we got Kylie Jenner too. Though all three are famous solely because of Kim’s pussy, none of them ended up being the ones to dress up as Karl’s famous pussy, Choupette. And Kim and her ex, Pete Davidson,
wanted attention had a cordial-looking conversation.