Category: The Kardashians

An Ex-Rep For Kim Kardashian Says That Time She Got Flour-Bombed In 2012 Was Planned And She Was In On It

January 10, 2023 / Posted by:

2012 was a much simpler time for Kim Kardashian. Paris Hilton’s former closet organizer was allowed to wear whatever hideous pleather suit from Express she desired without flack from der Fashion Führer. The Met Gala would’ve cackled in her face at the notion of her being invited, so she had no need to beg and “work her fucking ass off” to “fit” into an icon’s dress for a few minutes. And her now-mandated neutral aesthetic was generously gifted to her in the form of a “PETA flour-bombing” on the red carpet of her True Reflection (LOL said all of us who’ve seen every version of her face) perfume launch. We all laughed when bitch got bombed; but apparently, it was Kim who got the last laugh because a PR rep who worked with her during that time said the whole thing was a planned “media moment.”

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Kim Kardashian Says That She Had To Beg Ripley’s To Allow Her To Wear “THE Dress” To The Met Gala After They Changed Their Mind

November 3, 2022 / Posted by:

When Kim Kardashian isn’t summoning the apocalypse by dining with fellow she-devils, she’s using her paid-for pork piles to defile garments of immense historical value despite no one thinking it should’ve happened. And on the latest episode of Hulu’s The Kardashians, Kim revealed that Ripley’s Believe It or Not had a brief moment of clarity and actually did try to pull the plug on the whole plan since Kim couldn’t yank Marilyn Monroe’s delicate president-pilfering dress up over her detachable ass; but Kim, ever the hustler, stopped eating and got on her knees to beg them to reconsider. and the rest is history (to Kim only). So, we can all blame Ripley’s being soft for all of us STILL having to hear about her 2022 Met Gala lewk half a year later. It’s not like Kim has any other high drama currently going on or anything.

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Blac Chyna Sent A Cease And Desist Letter To The TikToker Who Accused Her Of Holding Her Hostage And Trying To Sell Her Into Sex Trafficking

October 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Demure flower, Blac Chyna, must have settled her legal fee kerfuffle with Kris Jenner because now she just had to fork out money to her hardworking lawyer to fire off a cease and desist letter to a TikToker named Ava Louise. And if that name sounds familiar, why yes, she is the demented troll who gained notoriety on the Dr. Phil Show for being an asshole, went viral for licking an airplane toilet seat during the height of COVID, and started the rumor that former billionaire/current inflammatory twat Kanye West hooked up with Jeffree Star. Sigh. But, all of that aside, Ava recently posted the tale of her experience at Blac Chyna’s house, in which she alleged that Chyna held her hostage for six hours and was preparing to sell her into sex trafficking. Chyna vehemently denies the allegations and is threatening legal action.

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Kim Kardashian Asked A Doctor To Save Kris Jenner’s Bones During Hip Surgery So She Can Turn Them Into Jewelry

October 20, 2022 / Posted by:

If you ever needed MORE proof that Kim Kardashian and the rest of her sisterly Koven practice the Dark Arts, look no further than her recent request on an episode of scripted soap opera The Kardashians. Apparently, the weight of pimping your daughters out for fame is finally catching up to their mother, Kris Jenner, and she had to have hip-replacement surgery. But instead of showering Kris with love and affection, Kim has decided she wants to take Kris’ bones and turn them into jewelry. However, this isn’t a strange request among the Koven since they talk about death all the time.

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Kim Kardashian Had Sex With Pete Davidson In Front Of A Fireplace As A Tribute To Her Grandma

October 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Most people who are lucky enough to still have living grandparents honor them by not spitting out the purse-linty Starlight Mint that they forced into your mouth or refraining from popping off so hard their pacemaker skips when they mention that they liked that Trump “wasn’t a politician.” But if you’re a celebrity whose entire life is built upon that time you fucked someone and made sure the world got to see it,  you bond with your grandmother by casually chatting about the setting of your sexcapades. On the most recent episode of The Kardashians on Hulu, Kim Kardashian and her grandmother, Mary Jo, “MJ” Shannon, had a jovial conversation about Kim and her most recent ex, Pete Davidson, banging fireside. 

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Khloe Kardashian Claims Tristan Thompson Knew He Got Another Woman Pregnant Before Agreeing To Have A Baby With Her Via Surrogate

September 22, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t understand why men continue procreating with any of the Kardashians, but it’s still happening with no foreseeable ending in sight. And the one everyone was rooting for at one time, Khloe Kardashian, kontinues her decline into the peaks and valleys of eternal baby mama madness with another kid she birthed via surrogate for dick dribbling baller-type Tristan Thompson. Their second child, a son, was born in July. And the baby makes his face debut in the trailer of the second season of Hulu’s The Kardashians.

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