Tristan Thompson is the type of shameless hoe people root for on television shows, but never in real life. After his recent role as kissing bandit Georgie Porgie co-starring Khloe Kardashian and Jordyn Woods, Tristan has resurfaced with a new lady twice in New York City. But before you all set your GPS up to drive to New York and warn her about Tristan the Tramp she may be smarter than the rest of us for knowing she needs to keep him in the Friend Zone.
The congealed, leftover Kraft Mac and Cheese storyline that is Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner‘s “cheating scandal” must be hard to sell to the fans because nobody really cares. True, the main course of the Kartrashian koven’s upcoming season lies within the drama between Khloe Kardashian, Kylie’s former guest house tenant Jordyn Woods, and dealer of disruptive dick Tristan Thompson. However, while that drama continues to heat up like a pot of greens Kylie’s is bland potato salad spoiling on the window sill. However, Travis has been making his rounds to keep people interested.
The somewhat eagerly anticipated episode of Red Table Talk featuring Jordyn Woods and her play auntie, Jada Pinkett-Smith, dropped today and somehow, the earth is still in rotation. We didn’t really learn anything new about what happened The Night The Lights Went Out In Calabasas. But we did learn that Jordyn’s got a posse, and they’re more famous than the Kardashians. But even though she brought out the big guns, she’s still very contrite about her role in the Tristan Tompson/Khloé Kardashian cheating scandal. Which, come on, Jordyn! The Pinkett-Smiths got your back, wile the fuck out. Burn the koven to the ground!
Because the EARTH-SHATTERING cheating allegations between Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner’s former BFF Jordyn Woods is getting a lot of attention for the next season of Keeping Up With The Kartrashians, Kris Jenner is looking to capitalize on the hype by throwing another one of her children’s relationships under the bus. Though Kylie Jenner is already in the center of Khloe and Jordyn’s drama, Kris must have been thinking, “How can I make it even worse for her??”, because now there are allegations that Kylie’s boyfriend Travis Scott has apparently joined this Cheaters inspired storyline by allegedly passing his peen to another woman.
Oh I’m sure Kris Jenner is loving every messy moment of this story. She probably got a lady boner and heard the coins piling up in her bank account after discovering her daughter Khloe Kardashian is now filled with pain and sadness. The bad news is that the man Khloe chose to make a baby with, NBA player Tristan Thompson, has allegedly dribbled his balls into a different court belonging to Jordyn Woods, who is not only a former model for Khloe’s clothing line Good American but is also the best friend of her youngest sister Kylie Jenner. This totally real love triangle arrives just in time for the new season of Krapping Up The Kartrashians.
Tis the season for fame whoring, fa la la la la. And what better person to bring all of the fame whores together than Kris Jenner, better known as The Grinch Who Stole Attention. Kris usually hosts the Koven’s annual party, but this year, her former #1 girl (that title belongs to Kylie Jenner) Kim Karashian and Kanye West hosted the part at their mansion. There were many celebrities in attendance including Kim’s former employer Paris Hilton.