Category: Jameela Jamil

Of Course Jated Leto Is Producing And Starring In A Karl Lagerfeld Biopic

October 6, 2022 / Posted by:

As if we haven’t suffered enough, Jared Leto, the man who puts the suffer and twat in insufferable twat, is going to be tormenting our eyes and ears by completing his transformation into Karl Lagerfeld right before our very eyes. Deadline reports that Jared is producing, and will of course star in, a biopic about Jameela Jamil’s least favorite dead fashion icon (to date.) This is obviously the role of a lifetime for Jared as it has everything he likes in a character — European accent of indeterminate origin, a live prop, clown suits, a fun wig, contempt for women and flat, dead eyes concealed behind silly novelty sunglasses! It’s perfect really. I just hope too many innocent pussies aren’t rubbed raw from Jared’s immersive” stroking methods. PETA needs to stay on his ass for the duration.

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Jameela Jamil Calls Out “Vogue” For Making Karl Lagerfeld The Theme Of Next Year’s Met Gala

October 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Jameela Jamil is calling out Vogue and the Metropolitan Museum of Art for choosing of Karl Lagerfeld as the theme of the 2023 Met Gala. Jameela points to his comments regarding Holocaust jokes and ethnic cleansing, fat-shaming, shaming of gay adoption, and dismissing sexual assault against women in fashion telling them to “join a nunnery.”

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The Theme For The 2023 Met Gala Is “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty”

September 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Without looking it up, I dare you to name what the theme of this year’s Met Gala was or what any celebrity other than Kim Kardashian was wearing. If you only remember Kim, you probably would have guessed that the theme was Believe it or Not: Desecration and Disrespect in #Thesetryingtimes, but it was actually Gilded Glamour. ‘Memba her? Kim’s Marilyn Monroe dress debacle was bad for America and even worse for Vogue the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute. So for next year, Anna Wintour and Co. have taken steps to ensure that no such displays of fake-assery will distract from the theme for the 2023 Met Gala. Vogue reports that recently departed fashion giant Karl Lagerfeld will be honored at next year’s gala and the theme will be Keeping It Kunty: Fatties To The Back, alternately titled Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty, although I think we know which one he would prefer they use.

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Jameela Jamil Has Words For People Who Joke That Lea Michele Can’t Read

September 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Today’s world is full of conspiracies and, unfortunately, we’ve moved on from fun things like Bigfoot to more serious theories. But every now and then people on the internet make up ridiculous yet fairly innocuous stories that spread like wildfire as a joke. Case in point: it is widely believed (not really) that Lea Michele can’t read. Yes, the Glee alum supposedly struggled to treat her co-stars with respect because she couldn’t read the room. Lea doesn’t think the joke is funny and said during a New York Times interview that people wouldn’t be joking about her not being able to read if she was a dude. But if the concept of Jonathan Groff feeding Lea her lines via earpiece gave you a chuckle then you need to get off your privileged high horse and be shamed out of existence. That’s what Jameela Jamil, a master at inserting herself into EVERYTHING, believes anyway! Yeah, she’s inserted herself into this non-troversy too.

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Jameela Jamil Agrees That The First Photo Of Her Character From “She-Hulk: Attorney At Law” Is A Mess

July 11, 2022 / Posted by:

The trailer for the upcoming Disney+ show She Hulk: Attorney at Law dropped a couple of months ago, and everyone on the Internet agreed that the CGI used on Tatiana Maslany’s She-Hulk was crappier than the Scorpion King in The Mummy Returns. But it’s not just the subpar CGI; a new image of Jameela Jamil as villainess Titania suggests that the hair and makeup might also suck. After Marvel fans roasted the picture on Twitter, 36-year-old Jameela entered the chat to admit that, yes, the photo is a mess and she accepts “every ounce of shade.” Jameela Jamil: honest to a fault!

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In The Wake Of Elon Musk’s $43 Million Twitter Purchase, Jameela Jamil Has Quit Twitter

April 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Some famous and non-famous people heard the news that cringey billionaire Elon Musk bought Twitter for $43 billion, and they responded by threatening to pack up their 140 characters and their expertly-edited profile pictures and quit Twitter for good. Some actually went ahead and followed through with their promise. Like Jameela Jamil, who will no longer be chiming in with her unsolicited two cents on everything on Twitter, because she’s officially done with the bird app.

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