Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, And Kylie Jenner Attended The Met With No Threat Of Damaging A Historical Relic This Time

May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Despite Anna Wintour’s sources tempting us with a good time, there WERE several Kardashians/Jenners at last night’s Met Gala. We already knew Kim Kardashian ended up on the guest list, and Kendall Jenner would probably be there since Karl Lagerfeld was a fan of hers, but we got Kylie Jenner too. Though all three are famous solely because of Kim’s pussy, none of them ended up being the ones to dress up as Karl’s famous pussy, Choupette. And Kim and her ex, Pete Davidson, wanted attention had a cordial-looking conversation.

Page Six says the sisters showed up separately to grace the carpet with their dead eyes and blasé looks and then met up at the top of the cream carpet steps to harness their intense familial power to cheapen any event they attend. 

Although the three women didn’t ascend the lengthy stairs together, they met at the top where they chatted with Vogue correspondent — and Kardashian’s BFF — Lala Anthony.

“To me, it’s like super emotional just because I obviously love my sisters, I love my family and Kendall really started her modeling career with Karl and was the bride in so many of his shows,” the Skims founder said of the significance of this year’s theme, which was  “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty.”

Although the sisters are used to being in the spotlight, Kardashian says they needed a little liquid courage before hitting the red carpet, noting that she “took a shot before I came with my sisters.”

Here’s KENDALL (caps because she’s so tall in comparison), Kim, and Kylie:

Kim opted not to (allegedly) bust the seams of a dead icon’s dress this year and instead wore a pearl-draped dress that looked like a tribute to her own Playboy shoot mess from 2007. Is this her saying she’s her own icon now? Marge Simpson would never.

The siblings all opted for drastically different looks this year, with Kardashian making an entrance in a corseted Schiaparelli gown draped in strands of pearls.

She also brought a relatably-faced North West along:

And as a refresher, here’s her in the Playboy pearls:

Kendall said “gimme Kris Jenner on the top and Gene Simmons on the bottom” and decided against appearing with her recent rumored tryst, Bad Bunny.

Kendall bared it all in a cheeky sequined leotard, with a matching cape and sky-high platform boots designed by Marc Jacobs.

While Kim and Kylie came solo, the 818 founder’s rumored beau Bad Bunny walked the carpet in an all-white suit by Jacquemus just a few minutes after she arrived.

Here’s Kendall. And Herman Munster wept:

Kylie wore a blanketed red and blue ensemble–which matched the colors of Karl’s “serpentine lines” on the cream carpet–and dare I say this year she at least chose a better look than her “early 90’s step aerobic instructor gets married” mess from last year.

Meanwhile, Kylie kept it classy in a red Haider Ackermann gown featuring a thigh-high split and shoulder cutout.

Here’s more of the dress with less of the satin hotel comforter covering it:

And because we didn’t see and hear enough about Kim and Pete from the 2022 Met, the two seemed to be on good terms and had a short conversation at this year’s that I would imagine started like, “Sup, remember that time last year I had to peel a dead lady replica dress off your huge can? Heh Heh, that was cool.”  via Page Six:

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson — who broke up in August 2022 — reunited at the 2023 Met Gala on Monday.

Despite their breakup, Kardashian, 42, and Davidson, 29, are seemingly on good terms as the two were photographed chatting with singer Usher.

Here they are exchanging pleasantries with an Usher buffer:

And Pete, who didn’t bring his latest known girlfriend Chase Sui Wonders, opted to honor the theme by dressing up as that avatar you see when someone posts anonymously in a Facebook group:

So, at least a couple fewer Kar-Jenners were present this year. Kourtney Kardashian was tied up (by Travis Barker, of course, because did you all know they fuck?), and Khloé Kardashian just couldn’t find an on-theme way to apply her perma-klown makeup.

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