Category: JLo

Jennifer Lopez And Alex Rodriguez Aren’t Buying The New York Mets After All

May 8, 2020 / Posted by:

This is no doubt going to be heartbreaking news for anyone who was eagerly anticipating what it would be like if Jennifer Lopez owned the New York Mets. Me personally, I pictured Mr. Met in a sexy pinstripe thong, whipping himself around a stripper pole while JLo belted out an extra-sexy version of the national anthem. That’s definitely not something that will ever happen, because The New York Post is saying that JLo and Alex Rodriguez have ended their quest to buy the Mets.

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Jennifer Lopez And A-Rod Are Reportedly Trying To Buy The New York Mets

April 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Today in business and sports news (sigh), Jennifer Lopez and her current fiancée, Alex Rodriguez, whose combined net worth is reportedly about $700 million, “have retained JPMorgan Chase to raise capital for a possible bid on the New York Mets.” Translation: JLo and A-Rod partnered with some big money companies to try and buy a baseball team.

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The “One World: Together At Home” Concert Happened Last Night

April 19, 2020 / Posted by:

The One World: Together at Home global concert event happened last night, featuring a ton of celebrities who, at some point, got tired of staring at the wall and instead decided to mic up, find the part of their house that looks the least opulent, and croak out some of your favorite karaoke tunes (mostly, sans fards) in real-time. It raised more than $127 million to fight coronavirus, and yes, Ellen DeGeneres found a way to piss people off… during a charity show. It’s a gift!

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Diddy Stopped Lizzo’s Twerking On His Live Dance-A-Thon, But Claims It Was Because Of Curse Words 

April 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Sean “Diddy” Combs hosted The Team Love Dance-A-Thon, anInstagram livestream which featured over 100,000 viewers looking in on celebrities having a great time quarantined in their million-dollar houses. Whoopee! It was for charity, though, with the money raised (over $4 million) going to the non-profit Team Love x Direct Relief COVID-19 fund. And it featured a bunch of celebrities like LeBron James, Shaquille O’Neal, Snoop Dogg, Drake,a pregnant Ciara, and Russell Wilson. Apparently Diddy didn’t know Ciara is pregnant. Eye roll.

Two more celebrities made an appearance including Diddy’s ex Jennifer Lopez and her fiancé Alex Rodriguez. They were all cool with each other.  But it looked like what was not cool for Diddy was Lizzo shaking her ass, because he shut her down while allowing reality show person Draya Michele to do the same thing. But Diddy claims he wasn’t twerk-shaming Lizzo, and blamed it on curse words.

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JLo And A-Rod Got VIP Treatment At Their Gym, Which Was Closed To “The Public”

April 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Sure, Jennifer Lopez and Trump’s reported COVID-19 advisor Alex Rodriguez are multi-multi-millionaires who could easily workout in their luxurious gym at home (or snap at their assistant to quickly build them a luxurious home gym if they don’t have one), but then how would they get papped during this pandemic? For rich attention whores, getting papped in workout clothes IS an essential. So even though JLo and A-Rod’s gym in Miami was closed to the peasants, it opened up for them, right before a stay-the-fuck-at-home order was finally issued in the state of Florida.

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Donald Trump Reportedly Asked Alex Rodriguez For Advice On The Coronavirus Situation

March 28, 2020 / Posted by:

As many of you know, the world of sports is an absolute ghost town, so in order to keep fans thirsting for something, I guess they are now brushing away the tumbleweeds by reporting on stuff like this? According to Sports Illustrated (not a line I thought I’d be typing today), Donald Trump has been asking former Yankees (I think that’s baseball) player Alex Rodriguez for advice about the deadly coronavirus. You read that correctly.

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