Category: JLo

Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez At The Met Gala Sans Ben Affleck

May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Last night hundreds of fashionistas (and a handful of fashion-NO-stas) bum-rushed the annual Met Gala in New York City to pay tribute to late couture curmudgeon Karl Lagerfeld, who was certain to be judging with mean giggles and side-eyes. But one person who knew she couldn’t let herself or Karl down was Jennifer Lopez. JLo arrived draped in head-to-toe Ralph Lauren, peering into the cameras with her patented “You poor people stay away from me” gaze. And in an attempt to keep her evening free from sad boy energy, she left her husband Ben Affleck at home. But I’m sure he was more than happy to skip this one.

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Ben Affleck Says That Jennifer Lopez Eats Whatever She Wants And Is Still The Most Gorgeous Woman In The World

April 22, 2023 / Posted by:

With a new film out, Ben Affleck is visiting all the biggest talk shows and podcasts to promote the amazing and groundbreaking talent that is his wife, Jennifer Lopez. I mean, what’s the point of talking about some dumb movie about Air Jordans when you can wax poetic about the woman who sang the timeless hit Let’s Get Loud? On The Drew Barrymore Show, Ben chatted with Drew to tell us that his wife is a super hot 10 and, not only that, but she can eat whatever she wants. Right now, Dunkin’ execs are in the middle of an emergency meeting because they might be losing their #1 fan to JLo!

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Ben Affleck Says He Knows All Of Jennifer Lopez’s Songs And Calls Her The Greatest Performer Of All Time

April 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Move over, the Harlem Globetrotters! According to Ben Affleck, there’s a new “greatest performer in the history of the world”, and it’s his wife, Jennifer Lopez. ET reports that 50-year-old Ben shared this completely unbiased opinion on the podcast Smartless, hosted by Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman, who Ben worked with on the new Nike movie, Air. Jason asked Ben if he knew all of JLo’s music, and Ben replied that, yes, not only does he know all her music, he loves it, and “it’s brilliant.” Well, I’m glad Ben’s lobotomy was a success.

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Ben Affleck Went Viral For Looking “Miserable” At The Grammys With Jennifer Lopez

February 6, 2023 / Posted by:

Couples where one partner loves to get loud, and the other is oriented toward quiet contemplation are frequently well-matched. Two loudmouths (J Rod) are annoying, and two church mice (BenAnana) are a snooze. And Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez always seem to strike the perfect balance between homebody (Hims) and home entertainment center (Herses). But what works in private doesn’t always work as well out in public, as evidenced by Ben’s over-it demeanor at last night’s Grammy Awards. According to Page Six, Jen’s customary high pitch(y) energy was no match for the raw, atomic power of Ben’s signature thousand-yard stare. Therefore it was Ben alone, sans Ennifer,  who “became the night’s viral sensation.” Typical that the man just has to sit there looking “miserable” while the woman does all the work of sitting there looking beautiful #JOBEAUTY, #OnTheJLo, #HimsAndHerses #2ndTimeAround #ExclusivelyAtTarget.

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Ben Affleck Was Papped Being Friendly With His Ex-Wife Jennifer Garner’s Boyfriend As A TikTok Of Him And Jennifer Lopez Possibly In The Midst Of A Spat Went Viral

January 31, 2023 / Posted by:

Not too long ago, things were looking bleak in the way of a cordial relationship between exes Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner when Ben blamed his drinking on her while she was allegedly happy to finally be rid of her “fourth child.” However, things are seemingly going well on that front as evidenced by paps recently catching Ben joyfully greeting JG and her boyfriend, John Miller, outside their house. And if you haven’t heard (through newsletter, song, or hostage situation TikToks), Ben’s now super-married to Jennifer Lopez!  But a TikTok that’s going viral maybe shows a ripple in the rosy marital façade they’ve been cultivating because it appears as though the two were having a tense exchange over alcohol at the afterparty for J.Lo’s newest bad movie, Shotgun Wedding.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez’ Next Album, Which Will Be An Ode To Ben Affleck Called “This Is Me… Now”

November 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Those of us not **sotto voce** On The JLo, might have been fooled into thinking Jennifer Lopez was up to something nefarious and dark-sided last week, like running for president when her Instagram account went dark and all traces of Ben Affleck were removed from her grid. But real ones probably knew that Jen was just clearing up space for the surplus of LOVE that’s flooded her basement since reuniting with Ben, the first and last (diamonds crossed!) love of her life. According to People, on Friday, JLo broke her visual silence to announce the title and theme of her upcoming 9th studio album. This is me… Now, an album dedicated to Ben, is a follow-up to her 2002 album This is me… Then, also an album dedicated to Ben. In return, Ben has dedicated no less than 10 minutes a week to posing for photos and making contractually obligated TikTok appearances. If these two crazy kids have learned anything about love and relationships in the past two decades, it’s the importance of sharing the burden and loving with equal passion!

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