Ben Affleck Went Viral For Looking “Miserable” At The Grammys With Jennifer Lopez
Couples where one partner loves to get loud, and the other is oriented toward quiet contemplation are frequently well-matched. Two loudmouths (J Rod) are annoying, and two church mice (BenAnana) are a snooze. And Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez always seem to strike the perfect balance between homebody (Hims) and home entertainment center (Herses). But what works in private doesn’t always work as well out in public, as evidenced by Ben’s over-it demeanor at last night’s Grammy Awards. According to Page Six, Jen’s customary high pitch(y) energy was no match for the raw, atomic power of Ben’s signature thousand-yard stare. Therefore it was Ben alone, sans Ennifer, who “became the night’s viral sensation.” Typical that the man just has to sit there looking “miserable” while the woman does all the work of sitting there looking beautiful #JOBEAUTY, #OnTheJLo, #HimsAndHerses #2ndTimeAround #ExclusivelyAtTarget.
Ben Affleck Was Papped Being Friendly With His Ex-Wife Jennifer Garner’s Boyfriend As A TikTok Of Him And Jennifer Lopez Possibly In The Midst Of A Spat Went Viral
Not too long ago, things were looking bleak in the way of a cordial relationship between exes Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner when Ben blamed his drinking on her while she was allegedly happy to finally be rid of her “fourth child.” However, things are seemingly going well on that front as evidenced by paps recently catching Ben joyfully greeting JG and her boyfriend, John Miller, outside their house. And if you haven’t heard (through newsletter, song, or hostage situation TikToks), Ben’s now super-married to Jennifer Lopez! But a TikTok that’s going viral maybe shows a ripple in the rosy marital façade they’ve been cultivating because it appears as though the two were having a tense exchange over alcohol at the afterparty for J.Lo’s newest
bad movie, Shotgun Wedding.
Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez’ Next Album, Which Will Be An Ode To Ben Affleck Called “This Is Me… Now”
Those of us not **sotto voce** On The JLo, might have been fooled into thinking Jennifer Lopez was up to something nefarious and dark-sided last week, like running for president when her Instagram account went dark and all traces of Ben Affleck were removed from her grid. But real ones probably knew that Jen was just clearing up space for the surplus of LOVE that’s flooded her basement since reuniting with Ben, the first and last (diamonds crossed!) love of her life. According to People, on Friday, JLo broke her visual silence to announce the title and theme of her upcoming 9th studio album. This is me… Now, an album dedicated to Ben, is a follow-up to her 2002 album This is me… Then, also an album dedicated to Ben. In return, Ben has dedicated no less than 10 minutes a week to posing for photos and making contractually obligated TikTok appearances. If these two crazy kids have learned anything about love and relationships in the past two decades, it’s the importance of sharing the burden and loving with equal passion!
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Shared Their Love On TikTok And TikTok Wonders If Ben Is OK
Forget Madonna (done!). Jennifer Lopez is the true queen of reinvention. She’s gone from a celeb who loves Ben Affleck, to a star who loves Marc Anthony, to a famous person who loves A-Rod, to a showbiz icon who, once again, loves Ben Affleck. The woman just loves
attention love! Over the weekend, Mrs. Affleck posted a TikTok of her and Ben cuddling, set to the sound of a kid saying, “Guys, I did it! I found the person that makes me the happiest I have ever been.” So far, the video has 8.5 million views, and a good chunk of those viewers are voicing the same concern: is Ben Affleck… okay?
Jennifer Lopez Shared A Ton Of Photos From Her And Ben Affleck’s Georgia Wedding In Her Newsletter
As Ben and Jennifer Lynn Affleck continued to terrorize store clerks in Italy, Bed Bath & Beyond stores nationwide probably experienced a rush of customers this week looking to bring a little JLo glamor into their lives after Jen shared AUTHORIZED photos of their Georgia wedding reception’s “rustic country-chic” decor and her myriad outfit changes to subscribers of her On the JLo newsletter. I pity the poor BB&B employees across this great nation who had to tell hoards of Bennifriends that Jen had already cleaned them out of every stitch of Live, Laugh, Love merchandise, and in fact, caused an international shortage of that font. And now People has the pictures so hopefully, folks will be satisfied with throw pillows and distressed wood signs that read “Love Never Fails” in a Papyrus font instead, at least until Avatar 2 comes out and there’s a run on that font too. After that Bennifriends are down to the dregs, and there’s really nothing funny or romantic about “Love is Patient” written in Comic Sans. OK, it’s kind of funny.
A Source Says That Jennifer Garner Must Be “Thrilled To Get Rid Of Her Fourth Child” Ben Affleck
Page Six has some bitchy-ass sources and one of them is coming for newly married 50-year-old Ben Affleck. Ben married 53-year-old Jennifer Lopez AGAIN over a week ago in a fancy ceremony that was purely for spectacle because their Vegas nuptials already sealed the deal and renamed JLo, Jennifer Lynn Affleck. But previously, his marriage to 50-year-old Jennifer Garner featured the actress picking his ass up off the floor and hauling him to rehab, and generally taking care of his raggedy ass. But that’s all Jennifer Lynn Affleck’s problem now! And sources say Our Unproblematic Queen, Jennifer Garner, is now chilling and only has to take care of the kids that she actually birthed instead of her “fourth child,” Ben.