Kim Kardashian Will Be At This Year’s Met Gala After All
After it was alleged that NONE of the Kardashian Koven would be in attendance for this year’s Met Gala, many exhaled a huge sigh of relief. Because last year the entire Koven got together for constipated, stale gazes into the camera while Kim Kardashian arrived busting at the seams (literally) in Marilyn Monroe‘s legendary “I’ll Take Your Man!” dress. After all of this unsavory fuckery transpired, Anna Wintour, who rules with an iron fist over all things fashion, decided she didn’t want any of those basic bitches desecrating her annual adult prom. So it was rumored that no Kardashian would get an invite. Yet I’m sure Kim sent a thousand apology Edible Arrangements baskets to Anna over the past few months until she finally broke down because Kim made the cut for this year’s fashion extravaganza.
It has officially been ten years since Kim’s debut at the Met, and the evolution has been quite a roller coaster ride. From dressing as a fancy 1970s love seat to last year’s stunt with Marilyn’s dress, Kim is sure not to disappoint this year with her thirst to remain relevant. Page Six reports Kim will be amongst the fashion-forward floozies shimmying their way past the paparazzi into the hallowed halls of the Met Gala, where the theme of the evening is a tribute to late iconic mean girl Karl Lagerfeld, who is probably in his grave spinning towards the center of the Earth after discovering Kim will be there on HIS night. And she may not be alone, as another member of the Koven might have conjured up enough black magic for Anna to consider letting one more in along with Kim.
Sources previously said Vogue boss Anna Wintour was cracking down on the guest list at the annual fashion fete — and that no Kardashians made the cut.
However, we’re now told that Kim — the most famous of the clan — will attend.
We also hear that the reality star won’t be the only one in her famous family to walk the steps of the Met Museum during fashion’s biggest party night — though there’s no word on which other sibling has gotten a gilded invite.
Congrats, Kim! You better get ready for the big day by putting together something ridiculous and attention-grabbing for this year’s shindig. And as for who the other family member is, my money’s on either Kylie or Khlo- HA! Please. You already know Kris Jenner will find a way to slither her slippery ass into that party. Even if she and Kim have to put on one of those two-person horse costumes where she jumps out and yells “SURPRISE!!” best believe Pimp Mama Kris ain’t missing this shit.