Category: Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner And Travis Scott Are Reportedly Trying For Another Baby And Talking Marriage

July 16, 2019 / Posted by:

I guess that Kris Jenner didn’t get the ratings she wanted with her Keeping Up My Disappointed In Mankind With The Kardashiansseason finale, filled with Khloé Kardashian‘s disastrous love life. Which is like, duh, nobody cares about Khloé. So Kris is making her next move and it’s involving her kurrent favoriteKylie Jenner. Kylie of course pulled the stunt of all stunts when she announced her surprise baby, but Kris knows you can’t pull the same trick twice.

So now they’re going another direction: talking about a potential baby so they can draw out the pregnancy rumors as long as humanly possible and toss in some marriage rumors too because everyone loves seeing a family come together, right? …And by that I mean, have a sponsored wedding live on E!.

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Some People Think Kylie Jenner Might Have Announced She Was Pregnant Again At Khloe Kardashian’s Birthday Party

June 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Because the Kardashian-Jenners won’t be happy until they’ve spawned the population of a small town (working name: Plastic Hollows), one of the Kardashian-Jenners might be knocked up again. And it might be 21-year-old Kylie Jenner. And she might have made the big announcement at her sister Khloe Kardashian’s birthday party. That’s a lot of maybes. The only thing we can safely assume to be correct here is the assumption that one of the Kardashian-Jenners would yank the spotlight away from one of their sisters.

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A-Rod Took Back His Claim That Kylie Jenner Bragged About Being Rich At The Met Gala 

June 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Alex Rodriguez talked to Sports Illustrated about going to this year’s Met Gala, specifically all the famous people he got to sit with. A-Rod sat with – and I quote – “the black guy from The Wire” and “an Asian gentleman from Rich Asians.” Not knowing who Idris Elba and Henry Golding are is offensive enough, but if you ask Kylie Jenner, that’s not nearly the most offensive thing A-Rod said about his fellow table mates.

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Open Post: Hosted By Travis Scott’s $50 “Limited-Edition” Cereal Boxes

June 25, 2019 / Posted by:

The cereal is the same as the $3 shit–just to get that out of the way. You’re being charged for the box. And apparently it’s a real special one. Travis Scott has teamed up with General Mills and Reese’s Puffs because that’s where we are now as a society. It’s not for any special cause, or to raise awareness or anything like that, it’s just to make some money and gain some publicity. Because all the problems in the world are solved, right? Phewf! For a second I thought humanity was frivolous.

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Khloé Kardashian Klaimed Tristan Thompson Threatened Suicide Over Cheating Scandal

June 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Last night, Pimp Mama Kris finally saw her Khloé Kardashian/Tristan Thompson/Jordyn Woods narrative come to fruition. FINALLY she would be able to turn the tabloid scandal… which was totally not at all arranged or enflamed by her or her people into the ratings she loves, which helps Kylie Jenner sell makeup, which keeps Kris living flushed in Birkin bags. (“And you know they need the ratings,” said Blac Chyna.) It was just as dramatic, self-serving and Botox-ed as you would have thought. And in the episode, Khloé revealed that during the heated scandal, Tristan apparently mentioned committing suicide, which is always a good thing for someone else to admit on national television. Ratings: here we come!

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