Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan are going to have to take a temporary break from relating to regular people, because Us Weekly says they’re in Rome for a wedding. And it’s not a regular people wedding with watered-down bar rail drinks, a DJ bumping LMFAO, and $49.99 toasters from Target. It’s a big, fancy, star-studded affair in Rome hosted by Meghan’s fashion designer BFF Misha Nonoo and her millionaire oil heir fiancé Michael Hess.
Page Six Says That The Downfall Of Karlie Kloss And Taylor Swift’s Friendship Happened Because Of Some Uninvited Guests
Scooter Braun‘s assistant who spoke with Page Six finally has the hot tea on what actually led to the downfall of the Rich White Girl Friendship that was Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift. We’ve been wondering for a while now (no, we haven’t) what slight Karlie had committed to piss off Taylor. I mean… we all knew it was Taylor who was mad, right? Like, that tracks? It was just a matter of why Tay Tay was upset. Well, Page Six says that this all blew up because of one time when Karlie had people over to Taylor’s house–get this–without asking first. *GASP* Someone strap Karlie to the electric chair, immediately!
This news absolutely hurts my heart. Because for many years I watched the Heidi Klum lead series Project Runway to await the quirky challenges new designers would encounter like “high heels made of chicken nuggets” and “plexiglass cocktail bikinis.” Ok, neither one of those designs ever happened, but I was holding out hope. Alas, they may never come to be now. Because it’s being reported that after fifteen years and seventeen seasons, Project Runway may finally be coming to an end.
Karlie Kloss is really trying hard to be the anti-Ivanka Trump and is talking up her aspirations, liberal political-awareness and hardcore feminism in the new issue of British Vogue. Karlie talks about how converting her religion for her now-husband Joshua Kushner (AKA the Non-Evil Kushner) was not at all her being weak and giving in to a man and in fact she’s stronger for it and blah blah blah–it’s a lot. Want to hear a rich woman talk about how helpful and successful she’s trying to be?
Karlie Kloss, the nebulous mist that manifests itself into a vague human form and hosts Project Runway, had the second wedding of her dreams over the weekend. Karlie and her husband of 8 months Joshua Kushner, hosted a 3-day wedding celebration on a Wyoming ranch, presumably for friends who couldn’t make it to their intimate 80-person Jewish wedding in October of last year. I don’t know if Taylor Swift was out of town again or what, but she wasn’t there. That meant there was room for Karlie’s replacement BFF, Katy Perry and her fiancé Orlando Bloom. And it looks like Josh’s brother and sister-in-law Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump’s beds were given up to make room for a few dozen sweaty Brokeback Mountain jokes. So overall, an upgrade.
Mercury News is reporting that the wealthy New York social scene is just as stupid, pretentious, judgmental and trashy as anyone who’s seen an episode of Gossip Girl can expect. A new book called Kushner Inc.: Greed. Ambition. Corruption by author Vicky Ward claims that model, Taylor Swift’s one-time BFF, coder, and wife of Joshua Kushner Karlie Kloss was not good enough for the Kushner family. You know who was good enough? Ivanka Trump. Let’s get into this upper-class nonsense, shall we?